Chelsea Clinton is not Bill's child

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Chelsea Clinton is not Bill's child

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I thought this story was going to be juicy, and it was...up until it went off the deep end.

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When Obama decided to run for president, Axelrod brought me along. When Hillary Clinton dropped out of the presidential primary in June 2008, the media reported it was because she knew she couldn’t win the nomination. But that’s bogus. Bill had already secured the super delegates necessary for her to win if she took the race to the convention. She dropped out because of what I found on her. It turns out that Chelsea is not her and Bill’s daughter at all—but the product of a night of passion between Hillary and the late PLO chairman Yasser Arafat during a trip Hillary took to Beirut in 1979, shortly after Bill became governor of Arkansas.
This is on the same level as the Daily Kos.
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SeattleGriz wrote:I thought this story was going to be juicy, and it was...up until it went off the deep end.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/08/the-l ... e-is-what/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
When Obama decided to run for president, Axelrod brought me along. When Hillary Clinton dropped out of the presidential primary in June 2008, the media reported it was because she knew she couldn’t win the nomination. But that’s bogus. Bill had already secured the super delegates necessary for her to win if she took the race to the convention. She dropped out because of what I found on her. It turns out that Chelsea is not her and Bill’s daughter at all—but the product of a night of passion between Hillary and the late PLO chairman Yasser Arafat during a trip Hillary took to Beirut in 1979, shortly after Bill became governor of Arkansas.
This is on the same level as the Daily Kos.
I'm pretty sure spanos has about 5 threads on here about this. I think one of them contains a 5 hour interview with a heavily medicated asylum patient with tourettes. Dude was really credible.
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My title is better.
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It's not Arafat. Didn't spanos tell us it was Vince Foster and that's why he "committed suicide"?!?!?!
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HI54UNI wrote:It's not Arafat. Didn't spanos tell us it was Vince Foster and that's why he "committed suicide"?!?!?!
Yes, it was in the 13th hour of the interview of the stuttering mandarin chinese guy. I didn't mind the stuttering, but the guy also had a risp.
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Whoever wrote this was on (or off) some powerful meds

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Chelsea Clinton is hot.

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Cap'n Cat wrote:Chelsea Clinton is hot.

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Bet she squirts like a sliced jugular. :nod: :shocking:
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Grizalltheway wrote:Bet she squirts like a sliced jugular. :nod: :shocking:
She's a carpetmuncher, just like her mom.
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:Bet she squirts like a sliced jugular. :nod: :shocking:
She's a carpetmuncher, just like her mom.
Fine by me, as long as she films it. 8-)
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She's a 4.5/10 even after the graphic artists at Vogue photoshop the hell out of her. :ohno:
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Look what they did for Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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