My Nuts Itch!!!
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My Nuts Itch!!!
Seriously!! I went to bed early and just woke up with the worst case of nocturnal crotch rot I've ever heard! Motherfucking black ops Monsanto loving U.N. motherfuckers!!!!! Why can't they leave my taint alone!!!!
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
Well, all I remember is there was some gin, and then there were some cookies. Gluten rich, delicious, chocolatey U.N. cookies no doubt! And what is gin made of anyway? No doubt, some shit grown by Monsanto for the U.N.!!
All I know is there was some gin, then some dude in a black suit and sunglasses mad me eat these cookies, and then it gets kinda fuzzy. But there's this grainy you tube video with ominous music and dire subtitles in the works as we speak. And Obama was there, with Bernanke, and some muslims!!
All I know is there was some gin, then some dude in a black suit and sunglasses mad me eat these cookies, and then it gets kinda fuzzy. But there's this grainy you tube video with ominous music and dire subtitles in the works as we speak. And Obama was there, with Bernanke, and some muslims!!
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
OK. The rash has now spread to my stomach and scalp. I might have to use my epi pen. Wait! Is epinephrine produced by Monsanto or any of their subsidiaries! Curse you gluten!
You ever really look at the word gluten? Notice two very key letters in the spelling? Yeah, that's right U and N!! Fucking A!
You ever really look at the word gluten? Notice two very key letters in the spelling? Yeah, that's right U and N!! Fucking A!
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Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
What the living hell is going on here? 
I can only offer six words regarding itchy nuts: Gold Bond Medicated Powder Green Bottle
Tic Tac for the Nut Sack
I can only offer six words regarding itchy nuts: Gold Bond Medicated Powder Green Bottle
Tic Tac for the Nut Sack
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
I recommend spandos-salve: harmless, tasteless, lightweight, and is followed closely by bikinis. Lots of bikinis!
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
Great!! Now, not only do I have a rash all over my body, some smart ass cat decided to shit in my mouth while I was asleep, and the U.N. has planted a device in my head that causes it to feel five sizes larger than normal!
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
All this pain and suffering and still no bikinis. 
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
death dealer wrote:All this pain and suffering and still no bikinis.
Good lord. Am I going to have to turn this whole place into a giant bikini site? Can't a guy even sleep in on a Sunday.
Happy now?
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
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Progressivism is cancer
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Progressivism is cancer
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism. Ronald Reagan, 1975.
Progressivism is cancer
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
I'm convinced the New World Order sneaks into people's houses and hides their phone chargers why they sleep. USB sticks also.
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
What a bunch of frickin' idiots.
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism. Ronald Reagan, 1975.
Progressivism is cancer
All my posts are satire
Progressivism is cancer
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism. Ronald Reagan, 1975.
Progressivism is cancer
All my posts are satire
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
This is true. I work for them. My particular specialty is sneaking in and putting car keys in the freezer and squeezing all the toothpaste out of the tube..Pwns wrote:I'm convinced the New World Order sneaks into people's houses and hides their phone chargers why they sleep. USB sticks also.
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
death dealer wrote:OK. The rash has now spread to my stomach and scalp. I might have to use my epi pen. Wait! Is epinephrine produced by Monsanto or any of their subsidiaries! Curse you gluten!
You ever really look at the word gluten? Notice two very key letters in the spelling? Yeah, that's right U and N!! Fucking A!
Dude, how many of those "brownies" did you eat?
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Re: My Nuts Itch!!!
I'm not really sure. I'll refer you back to the part where there was gin.ASUG8 wrote:death dealer wrote:OK. The rash has now spread to my stomach and scalp. I might have to use my epi pen. Wait! Is epinephrine produced by Monsanto or any of their subsidiaries! Curse you gluten!
You ever really look at the word gluten? Notice two very key letters in the spelling? Yeah, that's right U and N!! Fucking A!
Dude, how many of those "brownies" did you eat?
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.