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The Onion hits a walk off grand slam! :lol:

***The image is borderline NSFW.***

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one ... age,29553/
WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.
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Your avatar displeases me 93.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."

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grizzaholic wrote:Your avatar displeases me 93.
Why? Do you hate University of Delaware alumni, Baltimore Ravens, people from New Jersey, unibrows, or all of the above?
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93henfan wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:Your avatar displeases me 93.
Why? Do you hate University of Delaware alumni, Baltimore Ravens, people from New Jersey, unibrows, or all of the above?
:ohno:

Kids these days. Always throwing around the word hate.... :roll:
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."

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grizzaholic wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Why? Do you hate University of Delaware alumni, Baltimore Ravens, people from New Jersey, unibrows, or all of the above?
:ohno:

Kids these days. Always throwing around the word hate.... :roll:
I hate people from New Jersey. :coffee:
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Here's a link to a page with the video that pissed the Muslims off:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/videos/201 ... tests.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Could I ever be a star?

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I hate people from south Jersey.
FIFY :thumb:
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Seahawks08 wrote:
I hate people from south Jersey.
FIFY :thumb:
No, I really hate Bennies from North Jersey. :twisted:
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hey they live a hectic lifestyle, working in NYC daily. Have to take it out on someone. :coffee:
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Apparently Joey Flack-Jacket likes the new Offense...
He almost looked like an NFL QB for a moment (when the light was just right)


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Everyone shit talks Flacco, but he outplayed golden boy Brady in the AFC Championship last year (look at the numbers). Most NFL teams would be happy to have him.
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Flacco is a top 5 NFL quarterback. Period.
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93henfan wrote:Flacco is a top 5 NFL quarterback. Period.

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Vidav wrote:
93henfan wrote:Flacco is a top 5 NFL quarterback. Period.

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What league are you watching?
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93henfan wrote:
Vidav wrote:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
What league are you watching?
The one with Rodgers, Brees, Brady, Manning, Manning, Stafford, Romo, Roethlisberger and Rivers being better than Flacco.
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Vidav wrote:
93henfan wrote:
What league are you watching?
The one with Rodgers, Brees, Brady, Manning, Manning, Stafford, Romo, Roethlisberger and Rivers being better than Flacco.
Romo? Now you can post all your smilies. Fail.
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93henfan wrote:
Vidav wrote:

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What league are you watching?
Flacco may be top 10. I can't put him ahead of Rodgers, Brees, Brady or either Manning right now.
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93henfan wrote:
Vidav wrote:
The one with Rodgers, Brees, Brady, Manning, Manning, Stafford, Romo, Roethlisberger and Rivers being better than Flacco.
Romo? Now you can post all your smilies. Fail.
Everyone hates on Romo because he is the QB for the Cowboys but he puts up great numbers every year.
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Vidav wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Romo? Now you can post all your smilies. Fail.
Everyone hates on Romo because he is the QB for the Cowboys but he puts up great numbers every year.
:rofl:
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Vidav wrote:
93henfan wrote:
What league are you watching?
The one with Rodgers, Brees, Brady, Manning, Manning, Stafford, Romo, Roethlisberger and Rivers being better than Flacco.
Romo? No way.

Stafford? No again, although the potential is there.
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Vidav wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Romo? Now you can post all your smilies. Fail.
Everyone hates on Romo because he is the QB for the Cowboys but he puts up great numbers every year.
And finds a way to lose every year. Good QB, but way overrated, probably because he plays in Dallas.
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Trivia time:

Name the only quarterback in NFL history to win in the playoffs his first four seasons in the league. Take as much time as you need Vidav.
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93henfan wrote:
Vidav wrote:
Everyone hates on Romo because he is the QB for the Cowboys but he puts up great numbers every year.
:rofl:
That is just blind hate because he is Romo. He DOES put up good numbers. Stole these from wikipedia but which part is bad?

NFL all-time records

Career

#2 All-Time Career Passer Rating: 97.3
#4 All-Time Yards Per Attempt: 8.1

Dallas Cowboys team records

Career

Games with 3+ touchdown passes: 25 (Previously held by Danny White with 20)
Games with 300+ yards passing: 32 (previously held by Troy Aikman with 13)
Lowest career interception percentage: 2.78% (minimum 16 starts; previously held by Aikman)

Season

Games with 300+ yards passing: 8 (2009)
Passing TDs: 36 (2007); previously held by Danny White with 29
Passing yards: 4,483 (2009); only Cowboys' quarterback to throw for more than 4,000 yards in a season (2007, 2009, 2011)
Completions: 347 (2009); previously held by Romo with 335
Consecutive games with a TD pass: 20 (2010–11); previously held by Danny White

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On Nov 23, 2006, Romo threw 5 TD passes in a game, a record he shares with Troy Aikman.
On Nov 13, 2011, Romo completed a team record 88.5% of his passes in a home game against the Buffalo Bills.
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