Mormons and Magnets???

Post by **grizzaholic** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:45 pm

Fill me in people. What's the big fucking deal?

GannonFan · Post by **GannonFan** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:59 pm

Maybe it's like an Amish and zippers thing.

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:18 pm

Since Mormonisms book of LDS is the complete word of God within it resides no proper explanation of Magnetics
So Magnets are thus: Magic from God
No scientific answer is quite sufficient to explain what God has created in the "magical Magnet"

Science is just a pack of liars and clearly do not understand magnetics and the gift that it is - Magic from God

houndawg · Post by **houndawg** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:25 pm

Chizzang wrote:Since Mormonisms book of LDS is the complete word of God within it resides no proper explanation of Magnetics
So Magnets are thus: Magic from God
No scientific answer is quite sufficient to explain what God has created in the "magical Magnet"

Science is just a pack of liars and clearly do not understand magnetics and the gift that it is - Magic from God

Nobody is that stupid.

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:26 pm

The joke is, when they knock on your door offering you all the answers to life's mysteries it has been found that if you ask them "how do magnets work?" they get immediately flustered and leave.

At least that is how I understand it, never tried it, but will next time.

Post by **grizzaholic** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:28 pm

Wedgebuster wrote:The joke is, when they knock on your door offering you all the answers to life's mysteries it has been found that if you ask them "how do magnets work?" they get immediately flustered and leave.

At least that is how I understand it, never tried it, but will next time.

But how do they work?

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:32 pm

grizzaholic wrote:
Wedgebuster wrote:The joke is, when they knock on your door offering you all the answers to life's mysteries it has been found that if you ask them "how do magnets work?" they get immediately flustered and leave.

At least that is how I understand it, never tried it, but will next time.
But how do they work?

Well, I ain't no mormon, so in their world, I ain't so sure either.

I could guess that the answer to the question might be scientific, therefore making any comprehension on the part of the mormon missonary mindset unable to respond, but that could be a guess...

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:49 pm

houndawg wrote:
Chizzang wrote:Since Mormonisms book of LDS is the complete word of God within it resides no proper explanation of Magnetics
So Magnets are thus: Magic from God
No scientific answer is quite sufficient to explain what God has created in the "magical Magnet"

Science is just a pack of liars and clearly do not understand magnetics and the gift that it is - Magic from God
Nobody is that stupid.

Well in fact people are "that stupid"
Which is why we had a 5 day debate on why Evolutionary theory is critical to mental development (expanding your view) than Intelligent Design - which is a lot like The Book of Mormon: Where Magic from God is the scientific answer

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:57 pm

Chizzang wrote:Since Mormonisms book of LDS is the complete word of God within it resides no proper explanation of Magnetics
So Magnets are thus: Magic from God
No scientific answer is quite sufficient to explain what God has created in the "magical Magnet"

Science is just a pack of liars and clearly do not understand magnetics and the gift that it is - Magic from God

Particularly amazing is their belief that a preacher can magically transmogrify wine and bread into the actual blood and flesh of Jeezus!

Wait.... nevermind.

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:09 pm

CID1990 wrote:
Chizzang wrote:Since Mormonisms book of LDS is the complete word of God within it resides no proper explanation of Magnetics
So Magnets are thus: Magic from God
No scientific answer is quite sufficient to explain what God has created in the "magical Magnet"

Science is just a pack of liars and clearly do not understand magnetics and the gift that it is - Magic from God
Particularly amazing is their belief that a preacher can magically transmogrify wine and bread into the actual blood and flesh of Jeezus!

Wait.... nevermind.

Stay on topic: Jeezus and Magnets Okay

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:52 pm

Chizzang wrote:
CID1990 wrote:
Particularly amazing is their belief that a preacher can magically transmogrify wine and bread into the actual blood and flesh of Jeezus!

Wait.... nevermind.

Stay on topic: Jeezus and Magnets Okay

I just wanted to use "transmogrify" in a legitimate sentence.

Post by **grizzaholic** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:56 pm

CID1990 wrote:
Chizzang wrote:

Stay on topic: Jeezus and Magnets Okay
I just wanted to use "transmogrify" in a legitimate sentence.

We can't just do things because we want to, ya' know. You really need to stay on topic, especially on topics with such weight as Mormons and Magnets.

Thanks

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