Hey, Guys, Catch Me Up!

[Ivytalk]

Mrs. Ivy and I just got back from vacation in Europe, where our Internet reception was a bit spotty. What are the "must read" threads on the Poli Board for the last two weeks? Much obliged. -- IT

[AZGrizFan]

None.

[Ivytalk]

None.

I always appreciate your candor, AZ!

[YoUDeeMan]

D1B is performing exorcisms on Catholics, JoltinJoe has a man crush on Jeter, 93 tried to get a refund for his marriage license, Rob Iola told Gautheir to meet him at a secluded spot in the woods…and then failed to show up (score another one for Rob), Wedgie is still telling everyone he is ignoring me, SuperHornet is going to run for office on the moisture slickened backs of illegal immigrants, GrizHalfWit would sucker punch a President that he invited for a run and afterwards, he'd volunteer to be repeatedly cock punched in the throat by Obama while gurgling, "Thank you...and you can blow off my other leg, you big, handsome cowboy.", AZ is not frightened by the upcoming Financial Cliff thanks to his insightful retirement investment strategies (20 years from now his PX90 will be a valuable collector's item since it hasn't been removed from the box), Tod admits he lies in order to try to make a point...and he wants the government to pay for the removal of a tattoo from a family member, rwkitten can't judge intelligent people, JSO chooses to let babies die, and jellybean is still retarded.

[Grizalltheway]

Cluck is still a smarmy douche canoe.

[D1B]

D1B thrashing conks left and right. Its been insane.

[psychoCAT]

I have returned, my therapy is going well, much to D1B's chagrin I am Catholic again, but as a pro-life Democrat I can still argue that abortion be kept as an option in the case of rape and/or incest, GOP'ers in my part of SC are bat crap crazy and are blaming Obama for everything just to be doing so, churches are "supporting Chik-Fil-A" just to be doing so, and my penis is still little. Other than that, I'm ready for football season!

[dbackjon]

I have returned, my therapy is going well, much to D1B's chagrin I am Catholic again, but as a pro-life Democrat I can still argue that abortion be kept as an option in the case of rape and/or incest, GOP'ers in my part of SC are bat crap crazy and are blaming Obama for everything just to be doing so, churches are "supporting Chik-Fil-A" just to be doing so, and my penis is still little. Other than that, I'm ready for football season!

Welcome back mounter!!

[Cap'n Cat]

Conks still suck. Progressives still have to save the world from Bushies.