Group Sex w/18 year-olds lands Teacher in Prison

[JohnStOnge]

The point is that it's a stupid law.

BTW, there is such a thing as "prosecutorial discretion." It's an accepted principle. A prosecutor does not HAVE to opt to prosecute something. Of course in many cases they can get into political trouble if they don't. But they don't HAVE to prosecute.

[BDKJMU]

Illegal immigration is against the law too...doesn't mean we're prosecuting it.

The US deported 400,000 illegal immigrants last year.

Out of 12+ million.

[Skjellyfetti]

And only a small percentage of marijuana users are arrested. Doesn't mean we don't prosecute marijuana crimes.

[Grizalltheway]

The US deported 400,000 illegal immigrants last year.

Out of 12+ million.

Do you realize the kind of expenditures it would take to track down and deport ALL 12 million of them?

[kalm]

Out of 12+ million.

Do you realize the kind of expenditures it would take to track down and deport ALL 12 million of them?

That would require spending of which he philosophically is opposed to. It's much easier to sit around and bitch about it.

[Tod]

There really is no such thing as "abnormal" human sexual interaction. Everything that happens today has always happened.

"Normal" as defined as "common" would dictate that there is such a thing as "abnormal", or "uncommon".

Yeah, love to argue about this, but I have to begin preparing for my Uncommon Psychology class. Because, y'know, uncommon and abnormal mean the same thing.

[BDKJMU]

Well, why not just kick her out of teaching then? Why does SHE go to prison for consensual sex with adults while people who are breaking and entering just get sent home?

Sentencing is something different. But I don't really feel bad for her. She's banging five students while her husband is away on duty. She could have gotten 20 years under this law.

Either way, she broke the law. Fix the law, but don't complain about a jury following it.

Lots of states have retarded laws. Around the country there are hundreds that aren't enforced. Its called common sense prosecutorial discretion.

So, according to your logic here 89', you would prosecute people in the following states (and these are just some examples from only 1/2 the states (I stopped at Missouri) (And this TX law fits right in with them in its stupidity).

Alabama:
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.(Full text of law provided).
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

AZ:
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

CA: Women may not drive in a house coat.

CO: Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

FL:
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.(Full text of law provided).
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. (Full text of law provided).
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

GA: All sex toys are banned.(Full text of law provided).

Hawaii:
You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time (Full text of the law provided).
Billboards are outlawed. (Full text of the law provided).
All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Idaho:
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

IL:
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

Indiana:
-Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
-If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
-Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
-A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
-It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
-Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
-It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
-It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. (Full text of the law provided).
-Liquor stores may not sell milk. (Full text of the law provided).
-Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
-You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.(Full text of the law provided).
-One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.
-Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.

Iowa:
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines. (Full text of the law provided).

Kansas:
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

KY:One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

LA:
-“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited. (Full text of the law provided).
-Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants. (Full text of the law provided).
-Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator. (Full text of the law provided).
-It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.(Full text of the law provided).
-Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year. (Full text of the law provided).
-Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
-It is illegal to gargle in public places.
-One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another. (Full text of the law provided).
-Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years. (Full text of the law provided).
-It is illegal to steal a “movable” even if it classified as an “immovable”. (Full text of the law provided).
-Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed. (Full text of the law provided).
-One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise. (Full text of the law provided).
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal. (Full text of the law provided).

Maine:
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

MD:
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

[BDKJMU]

Mass:
Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.(Full text of the law provided).
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Quakers and witches are banned.
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.
Public boxing matches are outlawed.

Michigan:
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. (Full text of the law provided).
Cars may not be sold on Sunday. (Full text of the law provided).
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Minnesota:
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Oral sex is prohibited.
All bathtubs must have feet.

Miss:
-If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month. (Full text of the law provided).
-It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. (Full text of the law provided).
-A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her. (Full text of the law provided).
-Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
-Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
-Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. (Full text of the law provided).
-Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
(Full text of the law provided).
-It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

Missouri:
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is not illegal to speed.

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[AZGrizFan]

AZ:
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Holy crap....I gotta call Griz Goddess....

[SDHornet]

Hawaii:
You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time (Full text of the law provided).

I mercilessly raped this law during the Embassy Suites happy hour everyday while I was there for work.

[89Hen]

Lots of states have retarded laws. Around the country there are hundreds that aren't enforced. Its called common sense prosecutorial discretion.

So, according to your logic here 89', you would prosecute people in the following states

Yes, until the laws are changed. Of all those laws, how easy would it be to fix them? I'm guessing pretty damn easy and pretty damn quick. State legislatures waste time voting on things like proclaiming August 22, 2012 BDK Day, they can certainly find the time to fix laws that are outdated or that would normally fall under this discretion.

Laws are made to be followed. It should NOT be up to prosecutors to decide which ones to prosecute.

[AZGrizFan]

Lots of states have retarded laws. Around the country there are hundreds that aren't enforced. Its called common sense prosecutorial discretion.

So, according to your logic here 89', you would prosecute people in the following states

Yes, until the laws are changed. Of all those laws, how easy would it be to fix them? I'm guessing pretty damn easy and pretty damn quick. State legislatures waste time voting on things like proclaiming August 22, 2012 BDK Day, they can certainly find the time to fix laws that are outdated or that would normally fall under this discretion.

Laws are made to be followed. It should NOT be up to prosecutors to decide which ones to prosecute.

"Laws are made to be followed...." You're such a good little rule follower. I bet you drive exactly the speed limit, too.

[89Hen]

Yes, until the laws are changed. Of all those laws, how easy would it be to fix them? I'm guessing pretty damn easy and pretty damn quick. State legislatures waste time voting on things like proclaiming August 22, 2012 BDK Day, they can certainly find the time to fix laws that are outdated or that would normally fall under this discretion.

Laws are made to be followed. It should NOT be up to prosecutors to decide which ones to prosecute.

"Laws are made to be followed...." You're such a good little rule follower. I bet you drive exactly the speed limit, too.

You know what I meant. The key from that post was the last sentence.

BTW, got a damn speed camera ticket last night in DC.

[AZGrizFan]

"Laws are made to be followed...." You're such a good little rule follower. I bet you drive exactly the speed limit, too.

You know what I meant. The key from that post was the last sentence.

BTW, got a damn speed camera ticket last night in DC.

well, laws are made to be followed, Hen. tsk tsk....

[BDKJMU]

Out of 12+ million.

Do you realize the kind of expenditures it would take to track down and deport ALL 12 million of them?

Operation Wetback in 1954 was pretty effective.

[BDKJMU]

Do you realize the kind of expenditures it would take to track down and deport ALL 12 million of them?

That would require spending of which he philosophically is opposed to. It's much easier to sit around and bitch about it.

Not if the spending ends up saving $ in the long run.

[kalm]

That would require spending of which he philosophically is opposed to. It's much easier to sit around and bitch about it.

Not if the spending ends up saving $ in the long run.

Fucking commie.

[Pwns]

If this were a male teacher in a gang bang with a bunch of cheerleaders, people would want blood spilled and wouldn't be complaining about criminal charges.