From my Donkey-leaning mom

[SuperHornet]

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this.

Old Butch



John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers
(hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records,
and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot
and was replaced.

This took a lot of time,
so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone,
so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch
And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch,
was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed
old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate,
he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,
hearing the roosters coming,
could run for cover.

To John's amazement,
old Butch had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet,
do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch,
he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation
among the judges.

The result was the judges
not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out
how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
on our planet by being the best
at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them
when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year,
the bells are not always audible.

[grizzaholic]

That is a very good one.

[coastal89]

It should bf called Old Al though.

[Ibanez]

Does your mom still lean on donkeys?

[93henfan]

Does your mom still lean on donkeys?

I saw a donkey lean on a broad in Tijuana. Ha. Good one.

[Ibanez]

Does your mom still lean on donkeys?

I saw a donkey lean on a broad in Tijuana. Ha. Good one.

1996- I saw my first porno. My friend Greg had just gotten the internet and I was at his house. He showed me a video of a woman taking it from a horse. The he fast forwarded to the woman getting bukkake from said horse. It was the most terrifying video I've ever seen. First I was like Then I was like At the end I wanted to

[Grizalltheway]

I saw a donkey lean on a broad in Tijuana. Ha. Good one.

1996- I saw my first porno. My friend Greg had just gotten the internet and I was at his house. He showed me a video of a woman taking it from a horse. The he fast forwarded to the woman getting bukkake from said horse. It was the most terrifying video I've ever seen. First I was like Then I was like At the end I wanted to

That shit is dangerous. Just ask this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Ibanez]

1996- I saw my first porno. My friend Greg had just gotten the internet and I was at his house. He showed me a video of a woman taking it from a horse. The he fast forwarded to the woman getting bukkake from said horse. It was the most terrifying video I've ever seen. First I was like Then I was like At the end I wanted to

That shit is dangerous. Just ask this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We have a habitual horse buggerer in Conway.

From your link.

Prosecutors later determined that the horse, an Arabian stallion nicknamed "Big Dick" by the participants

[Grizalltheway]

That shit is dangerous. Just ask this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We have a habitual horse buggerer in Conway.

From your link.

Prosecutors later determined that the horse, an Arabian stallion nicknamed "Big Dick" by the participants

What really strikes me is that the guy was an engineer for Boeing. Just goes to show you never know what kind of crazy shit the guy in the next cube does in his spare time.

[clenz]

We have a habitual horse buggerer in Conway.

From your link.

What really strikes me is that the guy was an engineer for Boeing. Just goes to show you never know what kind of crazy shit the guy in the next cube does in his spare time.

First thing I thought of was....Doesn't SeaGriz work for Boeing?

[Wedgebuster]

Hey, what happened to C. Cat??

Spoze his internet went down this morning??

Was pleased to find mine still operational.

[CAA Flagship]

Eastern Europeans