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"We need Pakistan, Pakistan needs us, but we don't need Pakistan double-dealing and not seeing the justice in bringing Usama bin Laden to an end," said Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., who pushed for the additional cut in aid.

He called Pakistan "a schizophrenic ally," helping the United States at one turn, but then aiding the Haqqani network which has claimed responsibility for several attacks on Americans. The group also has ties to al-Aida and the Taliban.

"It's Alice in Wonderland at best," said Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt. "If this is cooperation, I'd hate like hell to see opposition."

One of the most forceful statements came from Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., who also serves that the chairwoman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. She pointed out that Pakistan has suffered at the hands of terrorists yet misconstrued what is treason in convicting Afridi. She also insisted that Afridi was not a spy.

"This conviction says to me that al-Aida is viewed by the court to be Pakistan," said Feinstein, who said it made her rethink U.S. assistance.

The committee approved Graham's amendment to cut the assistance by $33 million on a 30-0 vote.
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I say cut them off completely. :coffee:
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AZGrizFan wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05 ... onviction/
"We need Pakistan, Pakistan needs us, but we don't need Pakistan double-dealing and not seeing the justice in bringing Usama bin Laden to an end," said Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., who pushed for the additional cut in aid.

He called Pakistan "a schizophrenic ally," helping the United States at one turn, but then aiding the Haqqani network which has claimed responsibility for several attacks on Americans. The group also has ties to al-Aida and the Taliban.

"It's Alice in Wonderland at best," said Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt. "If this is cooperation, I'd hate like hell to see opposition."

One of the most forceful statements came from Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., who also serves that the chairwoman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. She pointed out that Pakistan has suffered at the hands of terrorists yet misconstrued what is treason in convicting Afridi. She also insisted that Afridi was not a spy.

"This conviction says to me that al-Aida is viewed by the court to be Pakistan," said Feinstein, who said it made her rethink U.S. assistance.

The committee approved Graham's amendment to cut the assistance by $33 million on a 30-0 vote.
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I say cut them off completely. :coffee:

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The best way to cut off aid to Pakistan is to stop taking taxis or shopping at 7-Eleven.
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93henfan wrote:The best way to cut off aid to Pakistan is to stop taking taxis or shopping at 7-Eleven.
Those are Indians you racist fuck!














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Anybody else see the irony in the term "Senate intelligence committee"? :ohno:
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ASUG8 wrote:Anybody else see the irony in the term "Senate intelligence committee"? :ohno:
Yeah. One guy isn't a committee. :roll:
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andy7171 wrote:
93henfan wrote:The best way to cut off aid to Pakistan is to stop taking taxis or shopping at 7-Eleven.
Those are Indians you racist fuck!














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andy7171 wrote:
93henfan wrote:The best way to cut off aid to Pakistan is to stop taking taxis or shopping at 7-Eleven.
Those are Indians you racist fuck!
What's the difference?
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93henfan wrote:
andy7171 wrote: Those are Indians you racist fuck!
What's the difference?
Well, the Indians are Hindus, and are better cooks. Paks are stinky muslins ya know, they need to be cut off in many ways..
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You guys obviously don't work in IT. I can tell the difference between Iranians, Pakistanis, Nepalese, Indian. FML
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andy7171 wrote:You guys obviously don't work in IT. I can tell the difference between Iranians, Pakistanis, Nepalese, Indian. FML
How 'bout Pill-a-pinos?
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andy7171 wrote:You guys obviously don't work in IT. I can tell the difference between Iranians, Pakistanis, Nepalese, Indian. FML
That's because you are a terrorist and not because you work in IT. We all know that the wife and 3 girls are a front. :tothehand:
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Wedgebuster wrote:
andy7171 wrote:You guys obviously don't work in IT. I can tell the difference between Iranians, Pakistanis, Nepalese, Indian. FML
How 'bout Pill-a-pinos?
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Wedgebuster wrote:
andy7171 wrote:You guys obviously don't work in IT. I can tell the difference between Iranians, Pakistanis, Nepalese, Indian. FML
How 'bout Pill-a-pinos?
My 9 year old is friends with two of them, so yeah I can tell them apart too.

I can also tell Japs, Koreans, Chinks and Gooks apart too. :mrgreen:
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andy7171 wrote:
Wedgebuster wrote:
How 'bout Pill-a-pinos?
My 9 year old is friends with two of them, so yeah I can tell them apart too.

I can also tell Japs, Koreans, Chinks and Gooks apart too. :mrgreen:
How about slopes?
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CAA Flagship wrote:
andy7171 wrote: My 9 year old is friends with two of them, so yeah I can tell them apart too.

I can also tell Japs, Koreans, Chinks and Gooks apart too. :mrgreen:
How about slopes?
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what's a slope?
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andy7171 wrote:what's a slope?

A gook, you mick.
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D1B wrote:
andy7171 wrote:what's a slope?

A gook, you mick.
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D1B wrote:
andy7171 wrote:what's a slope?

A gook, you mick.
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AZGrizFan wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05 ... onviction/
"We need Pakistan, Pakistan needs us, but we don't need Pakistan double-dealing and not seeing the justice ...[/size]
I say cut them off completely. :coffee:
:rofl: :rofl:

Wait, we're bitching that someone else is double-dealing? :shock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Freedom and fair elections for people in the Middle East....uh, except for our allies. We'll arm them, train them, and let them crush their people. :coffee:

We should be out of Afghanistan...and Pakistan...and a whole bunch of other places.
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Cluck U wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05 ... onviction/



I say cut them off completely. :coffee:
:rofl: :rofl:

Wait, we're bitching that someone else is double-dealing? :shock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Freedom and fair elections for people in the Middle East....uh, except for our allies. We'll arm them, train them, and let them crush their people. :coffee:

We should be out of Afghanistan...and Pakistan...and a whole bunch of other places.
Hence the term "cut them off completely". :tothehand:
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cluck U wrote:
:rofl: :rofl:

Wait, we're bitching that someone else is double-dealing? :shock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Freedom and fair elections for people in the Middle East....uh, except for our allies. We'll arm them, train them, and let them crush their people. :coffee:

We should be out of Afghanistan...and Pakistan...and a whole bunch of other places.
Hence the term "cut them off completely". :tothehand:
We can start with everything below the neck as far as I am concerned. :coffee: :kisswink:
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Cluck U wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05 ... onviction/



I say cut them off completely. :coffee:
:rofl: :rofl:

Wait, we're bitching that someone else is double-dealing? :shock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Freedom and fair elections for people in the Middle East....uh, except for our allies. We'll arm them, train them, and let them crush their people. :coffee:

We should be out of Afghanistan...and Pakistan...and a whole bunch of other places.
We should pull out of all these shithole countries and take over Saudi Arabia. We get the oil we need and we tell the Muslins if they keep fucking with us we will turn Mecca into the next US nuclear testing facility. :lol:
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andy7171 wrote:what's a slope?
a charlie.
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