I want government in my vagina

Skjellyfetti · Post by **Skjellyfetti** » Mon May 07, 2012 6:16 pm

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Baldy · Post by **Baldy** » Mon May 07, 2012 7:46 pm

Stupid cunts.

SuperHornet · Post by **SuperHornet** » Mon May 07, 2012 7:51 pm

I didn't know Jelly had a vagina or that the government was wanted in it.

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Mon May 07, 2012 7:58 pm

I don't get it.

I did know a girl once who could probably fit Parliament in her vadge..... does that count?

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SuperHornet · Post by **SuperHornet** » Mon May 07, 2012 9:09 pm

CID1990 wrote:I don't get it.

I did know a girl once who could probably fit Parliament in her vadge..... does that count?

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk while driving on the interstate and brushing my teeth.

Did you by any chance mean:

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue May 08, 2012 3:50 am

JellyBelly obviously has a pleasure pouch.

Post by **Ibanez** » Tue May 08, 2012 4:58 am

SuperHornet wrote:
CID1990 wrote:I don't get it.

I did know a girl once who could probably fit Parliament in her vadge..... does that count?

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk while driving on the interstate and brushing my teeth.
Did you by any chance mean:

I think he meant this Parliament.

Baldy · Post by **Baldy** » Tue May 08, 2012 5:24 am

Ibanez wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:
Did you by any chance mean:

I think he meant this Parliament.

I don't know....

I think Big Ben tickled her 'taint.

Post by **Ibanez** » Tue May 08, 2012 5:33 am

Baldy wrote:
Ibanez wrote:
I think he meant this Parliament.

I don't know....

I think Big Ben tickled her 'taint.

Well that's just stupid. How is a clock going to go inside of her?

Think outside the box.

Spoiler: show: See what I did there?

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue May 08, 2012 7:22 am

Jelly's graphs are funnier.

houndawg · Post by **houndawg** » Tue May 08, 2012 2:06 pm

CID1990 wrote:I don't get it.

I did know a girl once who could probably fit Parliament in her vadge..... does that count?

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk while driving on the interstate and brushing my teeth.

Yeah they're like that for a while after being with me; not to worry, she'll shrink back in a bit and fit like new.

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Tue May 08, 2012 3:38 pm

houndawg wrote:
CID1990 wrote:I don't get it.

I did know a girl once who could probably fit Parliament in her vadge..... does that count?

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk while driving on the interstate and brushing my teeth.

Yeah they're like that for a while after being with me; not to worry, she'll shrink back in a bit and fit like new.

That's your sister I was talking about.

Also Sodomy

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue May 08, 2012 4:42 pm

Three and a half years and analjelly FINALLY admits he has a vagina.

Post by **UNI88** » Wed May 09, 2012 9:56 am

AZGrizFan wrote:Three and a half years and analjelly FINALLY admits he has a vagina.

If you put the government in a vagina, is it like putting sand in an oyster? If you're lucky you end up with a pearl.

alvin kayak · Post by **alvin kayak** » Wed May 09, 2012 11:15 am

CID1990 wrote:
houndawg wrote:

Yeah they're like that for a while after being with me; not to worry, she'll shrink back in a bit and fit like new.
That's your sister I was talking about.

Also Sodomy

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