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Al Queda targeting Montana

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I can't imagine this ending very well for some jihadists wandering around setting fires in a heavily armed US state :ohno:
The magazines have also lost some of the snark and American colloquialisms favored by the U.S.-raised Samir Khan, who memorably titled one of his articles urging Western Muslims to wage lone wolf attacks "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom." But issue nine carries equally lethal advice, with "It Is of Your Freedom to Ignite a Firebomb," which gives detailed instructions on how to ignite an "ember bomb" in a U.S. forest, recommending Montana because of the rapid population growth in wooded areas.

"In America, there are more houses built in the [countryside] than in the cities," says the writer, who uses the pseudonym The AQ Chef. "It is difficult to choose a better place [than] in the valleys of Montana."
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ASUG8 wrote:I can't imagine this ending very well for some jihadists wandering around setting fires in a heavily armed US state :ohno:
The magazines have also lost some of the snark and American colloquialisms favored by the U.S.-raised Samir Khan, who memorably titled one of his articles urging Western Muslims to wage lone wolf attacks "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom." But issue nine carries equally lethal advice, with "It Is of Your Freedom to Ignite a Firebomb," which gives detailed instructions on how to ignite an "ember bomb" in a U.S. forest, recommending Montana because of the rapid population growth in wooded areas.

"In America, there are more houses built in the [countryside] than in the cities," says the writer, who uses the pseudonym The AQ Chef. "It is difficult to choose a better place [than] in the valleys of Montana."
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Whoa, old Sami is all over the place here. He wants to ignite the forests because that's where the population growth is but then says "it is difficult to choose a better place than the valleys" which I'm guessing are truly the most populated but least forested. And does he realize how cold it is there?

Regardless, Grizza has to find the notion of a "lone wolf attack" at least a little intriguing. But worry not Montanans, E. WA has got your back.

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kalm wrote:
ASUG8 wrote:I can't imagine this ending very well for some jihadists wandering around setting fires in a heavily armed US state :ohno:



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Whoa, old Sami is all over the place here. He wants to ignite the forests because that's where the population growth is but then says "it is difficult to choose a better place than the valleys" which I'm guessing are truly the most populated but least forested. And does he realize how cold it is there?

Regardless, Grizza has to find the notion of a "lone wolf attack" at least a little intriguing. But worry not Montanans, E. WA has got your back.

(Trip, you're people need to get their shit together) :dunce:
I don't see it happening.
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According to Wiki, Montana has the 48th highest population concentration of any US state. :ohno:

These jihadists, gotta love 'em. :lol:
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ASUG8 wrote:According to Wiki, Montana has the 48th highest population concentration of any US state. :ohno:

These jihadists, gotta love 'em. :lol:
Perhaps if Trip came out to Montana for a lunch or Missoula Encounter, the jihadists would leave MT alone...
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grizzaholic wrote:
kalm wrote:
Whoa, old Sami is all over the place here. He wants to ignite the forests because that's where the population growth is but then says "it is difficult to choose a better place than the valleys" which I'm guessing are truly the most populated but least forested. And does he realize how cold it is there?

Regardless, Grizza has to find the notion of a "lone wolf attack" at least a little intriguing. But worry not Montanans, E. WA has got your back.

(Trip, you're people need to get their shit together) :dunce:
Well I'm rootin' for ya. :thumb:

I don't see it happening.
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grizzaholic wrote:
ASUG8 wrote:According to Wiki, Montana has the 48th highest population concentration of any US state. :ohno:

These jihadists, gotta love 'em. :lol:
Perhaps if Trip came out to Montana for a lunch or Missoula Encounter, the jihadists would leave MT alone...
Just tell them all to take 93 up to Whitefish...
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Grizalltheway wrote:
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Perhaps if Trip came out to Montana for a lunch or Missoula Encounter, the jihadists would leave MT alone...
Just tell them all to take 93 up to Whitefish...
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Grizalltheway wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
Perhaps if Trip came out to Montana for a lunch or Missoula Encounter, the jihadists would leave MT alone...
Just tell them all to take 93 up to Whitefish...
I don't know why you are kidding around, this ISN'T a joking matter.
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grizzaholic wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote: Just tell them all to take 93 up to Whitefish...
I don't know why you are kidding around, this ISN'T a joking matter.
No shit! I hope you're heading out to the range this weekend to prepare.
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kalm wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
I don't know why you are kidding around, this ISN'T a joking matter.
No shit! I hope you're heading out to the range this weekend to prepare.
3-4 times each week is standard. Perhaps I will squeeze in one more day.
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grizzaholic wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote: Just tell them all to take 93 up to Whitefish...
I don't know why you are kidding around, this ISN'T a joking matter.
Well no shit. Why would I be joking about the death trap that is that highway?
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Grizalltheway wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
I don't know why you are kidding around, this ISN'T a joking matter.
Well no shit. Why would I be joking about the death trap that is that highway?
I would say drive to Hamilton in the evening would be much more dangerous.
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grizzaholic wrote:
kalm wrote:
No shit! I hope you're heading out to the range this weekend to prepare.
3-4 times each week is standard. Perhaps I will squeeze in one more day.
Thatta kid. I feel safer already!
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Would this lead to wolves dying?
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