I feel bad for N. Korea

Post by **grizzaholic** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:12 pm

I heard their communications satellite failed and crashed into the sea. I wish they could catch a break one of these days.

I bet it was compromised by the U.S.A. and the Imperial Swine are to blame.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:33 pm

They need to get out of that Axis of Evil thingy. Things haven't gone so well for them lately.

∞∞∞ · Post by **∞∞∞** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:32 pm

When my roommate and I were watching the news a few days ago, we both commented on how we thought this thing was probably going to break apart. When they were showing the video, the sun was heavily shining on the rocket shell which made it really telling on how uneven the metal sheets actually were. At that moment, it was pretty clear that this thing was probably shaped by hand and mallet. I'm sure the engineering was fine (even if a bit rudimentary by rocket standards), but I think the manufacturing process was what did it in.

Actually, I found the vid I was talking about and took a screen shot. Just look at the flag on the right and notice how uneven the metal is (it's pretty bad):

polsongrizz · Post by **polsongrizz** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:33 pm

grizzaholic wrote:

I bet it was compromised by Imperial Swine.

polsongrizz · Post by **polsongrizz** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:34 pm

∞∞∞ wrote:Just look at the flag on the right and notice how uneven the metal is (it's pretty bad):

That looks like a sticker.

∞∞∞ · Post by **∞∞∞** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:38 pm

polsongrizz wrote:
∞∞∞ wrote:Just look at the flag on the right and notice how uneven the metal is (it's pretty bad):

That looks like a sticker.

Well then, they suck at stickers as well.

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:26 pm

Conks want to shit their pants when tards with horrible hair cuts buy more than a gross of bottle rockets.

Another total fail, hysteria again revealed, political capital unrealized.

Sad really, I'm really sorry.

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:29 pm

Oh fuck, breaking news, it was the surprise launch of a land based submarine!

More to follow...

Post by **grizzaholic** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:45 pm

You all can joke all you want. My buddy KJ-un will have his day one of these decades.

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:46 pm

polsongrizz wrote:
∞∞∞ wrote:Just look at the flag on the right and notice how uneven the metal is (it's pretty bad):

That looks like a sticker.

Looks to me like frozen condensate from the liquid fuel inside. Same shit that flies off our rigs like a blizzard when they blast off.

BTW, how many little kids could that thing have fed?

CitadelGrad · Post by **CitadelGrad** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:04 pm

Wedgebuster wrote:Conks want to shit their pants when tards with horrible hair cuts buy more than a gross of bottle rockets.

Another total fail, hysteria again revealed, political capital unrealized.

Sad really, I'm really sorry.

It was Obama who was making a big deal out of it.

CitadelGrad · Post by **CitadelGrad** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:05 pm

Cap'n Cat wrote:
polsongrizz wrote: That looks like a sticker.

Looks to me like frozen condensate from the liquid fuel inside. Same shit that flies off our rigs like a blizzard when they blast off.

BTW, how many little kids could that thing have fed?

Probably none. It looks a little hard to digest.

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:12 pm

CitadelGrad wrote:
Wedgebuster wrote:Conks want to shit their pants when tards with horrible hair cuts buy more than a gross of bottle rockets.

Another total fail, hysteria again revealed, political capital unrealized.

Sad really, I'm really sorry.

It was Obama who was making a big deal out of it.

If it was Bush, you and BDUNK would be in a sweaty 69, lapping each others' balloon knots and calling each other "Gipper".

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:44 am

Too bad it broke up on its own. It would have been nice for us or the Japanese to have used it for a little ABM practice.

Post by **kalm** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:04 am

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Post by **ASUG8** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:06 am

CID1990 wrote:Too bad it broke up on its own. It would have been nice for us or the Japanese to have used it for a little ABM practice.

Not to go all expandspanos on ya, but who's to say that isn't what happened?

bluehenbillk · Post by **bluehenbillk** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:00 am

If you wanna feel bad for someone feel bad for the rocket scientists responsible for the failed effort yesterday.

May they rest in peace in their fresh graves.

Post by **andy7171** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:08 am

bluehenbillk wrote:If you wanna feel bad for someone feel bad for the rocket scientists responsible for the failed effort yesterday.

May they rest in peace in their fresh graves.

This.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:34 am

Mmm, kimchi...

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:08 pm

ASUG8 wrote:
CID1990 wrote:Too bad it broke up on its own. It would have been nice for us or the Japanese to have used it for a little ABM practice.
Not to go all expandspanos on ya, but who's to say that isn't what happened?

Shhhh.....

Post by **grizzaholic** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:43 am

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