However, I got me an "issue". Cap'n Cat lives in a nice exurban neighborhood in Minnesota, near some woods. The neighbors down the street (stuck up shitfaces, who abandoned their pet bunnies a year ago, by just letting them loose in the hood) have a cat, Tiger, who roams all year long outside, killing mice and other rodents. OK, that's cool. BUT, today, I saw that fvcker climbing a tree. Moved closer to investigate and the cocksucker was trying to raid a nest! The parent birds were freaking, diving at the bastard and carrying on something fierce to protect their young. I had suspected for some time that the beast was probably killing songbirds, too, something D1B has railed about for years (though I ignored his whinin' ass, mostly).
Anyway, when he got close to the nest, I picked up and hurled at lightning speed (I AM an athlete, after all) a fist-sized rock at it and scared it out of the tree. He scooted away deeper into the woods and probably found another birdie home to raid, the prick.
If I was allowed by law to discharge a firearm in the city limits, I would pick him off from the deck. Then, I thought, why don't I just poison the piece of shit? So, depending on what you guys say, that is my plan. Should I? What substance should I use? Would I be a loathsome Conk if I did it?
Thanks in advance.
Cap'n Cat
"Go ahead, you fat bastard, take a shot."
