Cap'n Cat Grades The Tuesday Press Conferences.....

[Cap'n Cat]

Saw all but Romney's. Kalmie, fill us in, please.


1. President Obama. Appeared and spoke very "presidential" and above the Conk fray. Countered his critics with skill, told them to put their money where their mouths are, outline plans for shit they're attacking him on and stop bloviating. Did not insult opponents. Has foreign policy down better than any president in 60 years. 143 days, indeed.

Answers, though they eventually got to the point, were a bit long-winded.

Grade: A-

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2. Newt Gingrich. This man is positively delusional in even attempting to think he'll be President. Shit on his opponents, Dem and Conk. Lies to people regarding gas prices and ignores his own party's history with same (Cap'n Cat remembers paying $4.21 under a Conk, do you?). As Romney correctly characterized the gasoline charade, he is, indeed, pandering. One issue blowhard. Wife is a fucking mannequin. Only major point is that HE is the guy to debate Obama in the fall. Um, what about leading the country, Sam? Anyone notice those sycophant fat fvcks behind him while he was speaking??? One token black person in the crowd. As an American, I left his talk scared for the future if it involves him.

Grade: D-

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3. Rick Santorum. Truly precious. Like watching a timid deer on the track at Daytona. Has nothing to offer in the way of the economy, the one that is much better than four years ago. Only foreign policy experience was his trip to New Mexico on his honeymoon. Was choked up the entire time - what's he going to do at a summit in Moscow with Putin??? Enough said about him.

Grade D

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Cap'n Cat has spoken.

Long live Cap'n Cat.




"Hey, Rush! Think they bought that shit about $2.50 a gallon? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!"

[kalm]

Sorry Cappy, I missed em. Too busy replacing the jobs lost from the last conk dynasty.

[Ivytalk]

Sorry Cappy, I missed em. Too busy replacing the jobs lost from the last conk dynasty.

Good caddies are hard to find, eh, kalm?

[kalm]

Sorry Cappy, I missed em. Too busy replacing the jobs lost from the last conk dynasty.

Good caddies are hard to find, eh, kalm?

Nah, we've replace them with carts.



'If you wanna be replaced by the golf cart...keep it up! Now hurry! You've gotta double today with 89hen and IT...good luck with the tips!

[Cap'n Cat]

Fvck, I wanna caddy for Hen and Ivy!


"Howzabout ol' Cappy bends over and replaces your divot, Mr. Ivy?"

[Ivytalk]

Fvck, I wanna caddy for Hen and Ivy!


"Howzabout ol' Cappy bends over and replaces your divot, Mr. Ivy?"

That's what I'd call "playing out of the rough."

[Cap'n Cat]

Fvck, I wanna caddy for Hen and Ivy!


"Howzabout ol' Cappy bends over and replaces your divot, Mr. Ivy?"

That's what I'd call "playing out of the rough."

A quadruple bogey!!!!!

[AZGrizFan]

Saw all but Romney's. Kalmie, fill us in, please.


1. President Obama. Appeared and spoke very "presidential" and above the Conk fray. Countered his critics with skill, told them to put their money where their mouths are, outline plans for shit they're attacking him on and stop bloviating. Did not insult opponents. Has foreign policy down better than any president in 60 years. 143 days, indeed.

You mean other than the part in his press conference where he scolded all the Republican presidential candidates for doing EXACTLY what he did REPEATEDLY during his election campaign in '08?

Example #123,531,436,276,767,272,425,427,255,424,352,630 of the Donk Double Standard.

[D1B]

Saw all but Romney's. Kalmie, fill us in, please.


1. President Obama. Appeared and spoke very "presidential" and above the Conk fray. Countered his critics with skill, told them to put their money where their mouths are, outline plans for shit they're attacking him on and stop bloviating. Did not insult opponents. Has foreign policy down better than any president in 60 years. 143 days, indeed.

You mean other than the part in his press conference where he scolded all the Republican presidential candidates for doing EXACTLY what he did REPEATEDLY during his election campaign in '08?

Example #123,531,436,276,767,272,425,427,255,424,352,630 of the Donk Double Standard.

Z, just give up. Please. It's hard reading your pathetic posts now. You used to be a contenda.

[Cap'n Cat]

Saw all but Romney's. Kalmie, fill us in, please.


1. President Obama. Appeared and spoke very "presidential" and above the Conk fray. Countered his critics with skill, told them to put their money where their mouths are, outline plans for shit they're attacking him on and stop bloviating. Did not insult opponents. Has foreign policy down better than any president in 60 years. 143 days, indeed.

You mean other than the part in his press conference where he scolded all the Republican presidential candidates for doing EXACTLY what he did REPEATEDLY during his election campaign in '08?

Example #123,531,436,276,767,272,425,427,255,424,352,630 of the Donk Double Standard.

Get with it, Brother Z. It's 2012.


"Coons and Dem-o-crats. They's the downfall of these here United States, by crackey!"