Catholics Pray for D1B

[Rob Iola]

We love you D!

[Ivytalk]

Just lit a candle to St. Jude, the patron saint of hopeless causes.

[89Hen]

Just lit a candle to St. Jude, the patron saint of hopeless causes.

Also to Vitalis of Assisi.

[andy7171]

I said a Hail Mary for him.

[Rob Iola]

I said a Hail Mary for him.

Good ol' Blessed Virgin Mary - now there was one cool customer - 12 year old girl, engaged to a terrorist ( look it up), gets a bunch of visions, gives birth to the living God, cuts Joseph off then and there, becomes a celeb with the Arabs (kings from the east), forced to run for her life when Herod goes plumb loco, settles down to a pretty decent life with a kid who can conjure up wine for her on demand, only to watch him go all Messiah and achieve martyrdom, and then has her dead body carried up to heaven by angels (they couldn't do that before she died?).

Or, she was the ultimate rape victim - depends on your point off view...

[Ivytalk]

I said a Hail Mary for him.

Good ol' Blessed Virgin Mary - now there was one cool customer - 12 year old girl, engaged to a terrorist ( look it up), gets a bunch of visions, gives birth to the living God, cuts Joseph off then and there, becomes a celeb with the Arabs (kings from the east), forced to run for her life when Herod goes plumb loco, settles down to a pretty decent life with a kid who can conjure up wine for her on demand, only to watch him go all Messiah and achieve martyrdom, and then has her dead body carried up to heaven by angels (they couldn't do that before she died?).

Or, she was the ultimate rape victim - depends on your point off view...

I don't think the BVM "cut Joseph off." Some Biblical scholars believe that JC had a few siblings. Or, more accurately, half-siblings!

[andy7171]

Good ol' Blessed Virgin Mary - now there was one cool customer - 12 year old girl, engaged to a terrorist ( look it up), gets a bunch of visions, gives birth to the living God, cuts Joseph off then and there, becomes a celeb with the Arabs (kings from the east), forced to run for her life when Herod goes plumb loco, settles down to a pretty decent life with a kid who can conjure up wine for her on demand, only to watch him go all Messiah and achieve martyrdom, and then has her dead body carried up to heaven by angels (they couldn't do that before she died?).

Or, she was the ultimate rape victim - depends on your point off view...

I don't think the BVM "cut Joseph off." Some Biblical scholars believe that JC had a few siblings. Or, more accurately, half-siblings!

Nope.

[Vidav]

I don't think the BVM "cut Joseph off." Some Biblical scholars believe that JC had a few siblings. Or, more accurately, half-siblings!

Nope.

Yep.

[Ivytalk]

I don't think the BVM "cut Joseph off." Some Biblical scholars believe that JC had a few siblings. Or, more accurately, half-siblings!

Nope.

I'm not Catholic, so I can let my imagination wander.

[Rob Iola]

BTW, what's with the new script at mass these days? Miss a couple Sundays and I'm totally embarrassing myself by reciting "and also with you" for the 10 millionth time when everyone else is off in the new "and with your spirit" direction. Yeah yeah yeah I know - been that way since November - but if something's been drilled into you for close to half a century it ain't changing overnight...

[grizzaholic]

Nope.

Yep.

Possibly.

[andy7171]

BTW, what's with the new script at mass these days? Miss a couple Sundays and I'm totally embarrassing myself by reciting "and also with you" for the 10 millionth time when everyone else is off in the new "and with your spirit" direction. Yeah yeah yeah I know - been that way since November - but if something's been drilled into you for close to half a century it ain't changing overnight...

Dude I got every week and I still fuck it up. My girls used to think it was funny, but now they get annoyed. I feel like a dumass when I have to use the little pamphlet after the first time I mess up.

In my defense, it is 9am and I'm usually half hung over.

[89Hen]

BTW, what's with the new script at mass these days? Miss a couple Sundays and I'm totally embarrassing myself by reciting "and also with you" for the 10 millionth time when everyone else is off in the new "and with your spirit" direction. Yeah yeah yeah I know - been that way since November - but if something's been drilled into you for close to half a century it ain't changing overnight...

Dude I got every week and I still fuck it up. My girls used to think it was funny, but now they get annoyed. I feel like a dumass when I have to use the little pamphlet after the first time I mess up.

Same boat here. 40 years of saying it the same way makes it tough if you're not 100% focused on the mass.

[bluehenbillk]

Yep, its gonna take years to get the new stuff down. Going every week now - first communion for the oldest next May.

[Ivytalk]

But back to the theme of the thread. Pray for that unrepentant sinner D1B.

[CAA Flagship]

I just lip sync anyway, especially when it comes to singing. But I have been screwed up nonetheless for the last couple of months too.

[CAA Flagship]

But back to the theme of the thread. Pray for that unrepentant sinner D1B.

I pray I'm right behind him in line at the Pearly Gates. But not too close cause he is gonna crap himself.

[Cap'n Cat]

Feeling more sorry for Catholics........

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

BTW, what's with the new script at mass these days? Miss a couple Sundays and I'm totally embarrassing myself by reciting "and also with you" for the 10 millionth time when everyone else is off in the new "and with your spirit" direction. Yeah yeah yeah I know - been that way since November - but if something's been drilled into you for close to half a century it ain't changing overnight...

I feel your pain.........

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[Rob Iola]

Feeling more sorry for Catholics........

2K years of collective angst, no end of creative (and not-so-creative) ways to suck money out of our pockets (3 collections this past Sunday!), a mass based on a dead language, and the usual issues afflicting most billion-member organizations - yup, it can be tough being Catholic.

But we do like to pray for people - kinda cool too having a whole bunch of ghosts, er, saints who keep watch over things...

[Rob Iola]

Oh, and we're praying for you too Cap'n!

[D1B]

Yep, its gonna take years to get the new stuff down. Going every week now - first communion for the oldest next May.

What dumb fucking god needs to hear the same prayer, over and over?

While you were repeating prayers and forcing your children into a cult, you leaders were running a country club for pedophiles and perverts who were fucking your children.

You're all brainwashed morons who fund pedophiles.

[D1B]

Feeling more sorry for Catholics........

2K years of collective angst, no end of creative (and not-so-creative) ways to suck money out of our pockets (3 collections this past Sunday!), a mass based on a dead language, and the usual issues afflicting most billion-member organizations - yup, it can be tough being Catholic.

But we do like to pray for people - kinda cool too having a whole bunch of ghosts, er, saints who keep watch over things...

Don't forget about your priests fucking your children. That third collection was to pay their legal bills.

[andy7171]

Just said another Hail Mary for you D!

[Cap'n Cat]

2K years of collective angst, no end of creative (and not-so-creative) ways to suck money out of our pockets (3 collections this past Sunday!), a mass based on a dead language, and the usual issues afflicting most billion-member organizations - yup, it can be tough being Catholic.

But we do like to pray for people - kinda cool too having a whole bunch of ghosts, er, saints who keep watch over things...

Don't forget about your priests fucking your children. That third collection was to pay their legal bills.

Or to fund the fight against Obama, CathPAC.