Wow, you guys are awesome. I have no idea how a lowly directional commuter school from Norfolk can compete with the athletic traditions of Towson State. You guys are frickin legendary. The number of CAA wins you guys earned in 2009 and 2010 make us realize how far we have to travel to compete properly in this league.
And you recruit great ambassadors for your programs. If I could only have the skills that Gary Neal has shown around women, I could also have a record and bastard kids.
However, your athletic department and coaching is what sets you apart. You are the only program known to man that could not get to a game on time (vs GMU) that is only 1 hour away. Luckily, Pat Kennedy was around to offer his trench coat (borrowed from Gary Neal) to place under the bus tires to get the traction needed to brave that 1 hour epic journey. That's called "after-the-fact" leadership; where after failing miserably to get your team to a game on time, you make huge sacrifices to look like you give a damn.
Make us proud Tigers. Just know that a Toswon dance team has a member that will be queefing Monarch Pride all through the game, and I have the pic to prove it.
Dude. Get over it. I'm not making it down. Have fun.
