"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
Are you kidding? Of course I miss him. Having him here raises everybody up on the IQ scale one rung, since he occupies the lowest-most rung (right next to OBSF).
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JBB. If you would please grace us underlings with your extensive football knowledge I will change your user bar back to something else.
We need you around here so we might one day understand the game of football.
Pretty Please. With Splenda and a cherry on top.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
I've just spoken with my sources inside the NDSU BISON football conglomerate - and they tell me that JBB has been sent on a "recruiting trip" to scout Inuit players in the Yukon. He is rumored to be building an exact replica of the Fabulous Fargodome out of ice blocks somewhere near the village of Tuktoyaktuk. Concern among the conglomerate is that he has decided his team of NDSU BISON recruits don't have sufficient competition to become NFL-caliber, so he's scheduled them against a team of polar bears tomorrow in the Fabulous Icedome - more information as it becomes available from the conglomerate.
North Dakota State University Bison 2011 and 2012 National Champions
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:I've just spoken with my sources inside the NDSU BISON football conglomerate - and they tell me that JBB has been sent on a "recruiting trip" to scout Inuit players in the Yukon. He is rumored to be building an exact replica of the Fabulous Fargodome out of ice blocks somewhere near the village of Tuktoyaktuk. Concern among the conglomerate is that he has decided his team of NDSU BISON recruits don't have sufficient competition to become NFL-caliber, so he's scheduled them against a team of polar bears tomorrow in the Fabulous Icedome - more information as it becomes available from the conglomerate.
I've been to the Yukon, didn't see anything that resembled a football field. Word on the street is he's still scouting in Minnesota.
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:I've just spoken with my sources inside the NDSU BISON football conglomerate - and they tell me that JBB has been sent on a "recruiting trip" to scout Inuit players in the Yukon. He is rumored to be building an exact replica of the Fabulous Fargodome out of ice blocks somewhere near the village of Tuktoyaktuk. Concern among the conglomerate is that he has decided his team of NDSU BISON recruits don't have sufficient competition to become NFL-caliber, so he's scheduled them against a team of polar bears tomorrow in the Fabulous Icedome - more information as it becomes available from the conglomerate.
Hardest part of that gig is educating the folks on muskoxville.com. Frozen Arm committee has a ways to go yet.
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:I've just spoken with my sources inside the NDSU BISON football conglomerate - and they tell me that JBB has been sent on a "recruiting trip" to scout Inuit players in the Yukon. He is rumored to be building an exact replica of the Fabulous Fargodome out of ice blocks somewhere near the village of Tuktoyaktuk. Concern among the conglomerate is that he has decided his team of NDSU BISON recruits don't have sufficient competition to become NFL-caliber, so he's scheduled them against a team of polar bears tomorrow in the Fabulous Icedome - more information as it becomes available from the conglomerate.
Hardest part of that gig is educating the folks on muskoxville.com. Frozen Arm committee has a ways to go yet.
OTOH, he'll be able to add rare and collectable eskimo gay porn to his extensive collection.
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TwinTownBisonFan wrote:I've just spoken with my sources inside the NDSU BISON football conglomerate - and they tell me that JBB has been sent on a "recruiting trip" to scout Inuit players in the Yukon. He is rumored to be building an exact replica of the Fabulous Fargodome out of ice blocks somewhere near the village of Tuktoyaktuk. Concern among the conglomerate is that he has decided his team of NDSU BISON recruits don't have sufficient competition to become NFL-caliber, so he's scheduled them against a team of polar bears tomorrow in the Fabulous Icedome - more information as it becomes available from the conglomerate.
JBB - can you tell me if the announcers in the Ice Flow Conference ever use the term "frozen rope"?
This just in from the NDSU football conglomerate: The NDSU Bison Inuit recruit team in the Arctic is reporting JBB "missing" this evening, following a 42-9 rout at the hands of the team of polar bears they were playing. As the polar bears left the field, JBB is reported to have been haranguing head official Polar Bill Fette about a "string of bad calls" that he alleged cost his team the game... at which point he was apparently clubbed over the head and dragged away by the polar bears... he has not been seen since...
North Dakota State University Bison 2011 and 2012 National Champions
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:This just in from the NDSU football conglomerate: The NDSU Bison Inuit recruit team in the Arctic is reporting JBB "missing" this evening, following a 42-9 rout at the hands of the team of polar bears they were playing. As the polar bears left the field, JBB is reported to have been haranguing head official Polar Bill Fette about a "string of bad calls" that he alleged cost his team the game... at which point he was apparently clubbed over the head and dragged away by the polar bears... he has not been seen since...
In other news, the partial remains of a Minnesota man have been found in the Yukon with a laptop and microphone. On his sound recorder, for the next three minutes, he is heard shouting that the wolf is attacking him. he is trying to fight back. He, probably being held by the wolf, tries to hit the wolf. The sounds ended. The next day, Pilot Willie arrived and flew over the camp and saw a flattened tent and a large pack of wolves on a body