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I literally almost bumped into him under the West stands at Delaware Stadium in the middle of the first quarter tonight. My boys were getting antsy, so I had to take them for a walk.

I know it's not news, but HOLY CHRIST is that guy a lard ass! Seriously, for a dude with some decent ideas that the Republicans probably want around for awhile, someone needs to get that guy a nutritionist and a trainer before he drops. He's gotta be sporting a 50+ inch waist. I'm not into checking out man ass, but he darted up the steps to Section B after he almost steamrolled us, and that dude has cottage cheese thighs all the way through his pinstriped suit pants. Jeezis. :ohno:
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93henfan wrote:I literally almost bumped into him under the West stands at Delaware Stadium in the middle of the first quarter tonight. My boys were getting antsy, so I had to take them for a walk.

I know it's not news, but HOLY CHRIST is that guy a lard ass! Seriously, for a dude with some decent ideas that the Republicans probably want around for awhile, someone needs to get that guy a nutritionist and a trainer before he drops. He's gotta be sporting a 50+ inch waist. I'm not into checking out man ass, but he darted up the steps to Section B after he almost steamrolled us, and that dude has cottage cheese thighs all the way through his pinstriped suit pants. Jeezis. :ohno:
Sounds like UD better check the West Stands for structural damage. :lol:
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I noticed that the other day when he was standing next to Obama during the flood visit to NJ...Christie does need to change something about his weight.... :o
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Maybe Michelle Obama can tell him what to eat. She seems to be good at telling everyone else what to eat while ignoring her own advice and adding to her aircraft carrier sized ass.
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93henfan wrote:I literally almost bumped into him under the West stands at Delaware Stadium in the middle of the first quarter tonight. My boys were getting antsy, so I had to take them for a walk.

I know it's not news, but HOLY CHRIST is that guy a lard ass! Seriously, for a dude with some decent ideas that the Republicans probably want around for awhile, someone needs to get that guy a nutritionist and a trainer before he drops. He's gotta be sporting a 50+ inch waist. I'm not into checking out man ass, but he darted up the steps to Section B after he almost steamrolled us, and that dude has cottage cheese thighs all the way through his pinstriped suit pants. Jeezis. :ohno:
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93henfan wrote:I literally almost bumped into him under the West stands at Delaware Stadium in the middle of the first quarter tonight. My boys were getting antsy, so I had to take them for a walk.

I know it's not news, but HOLY CHRIST is that guy a lard ass! Seriously, for a dude with some decent ideas that the Republicans probably want around for awhile, someone needs to get that guy a nutritionist and a trainer before he drops. He's gotta be sporting a 50+ inch waist. I'm not into checking out man ass, but he darted up the steps to Section B after he almost steamrolled us, and that dude has cottage cheese thighs all the way through his pinstriped suit pants. Jeezis. :ohno:
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93henfan wrote:I literally almost bumped into him under the West stands at Delaware Stadium in the middle of the first quarter tonight. My boys were getting antsy, so I had to take them for a walk.

I know it's not news, but HOLY CHRIST is that guy a lard ass! Seriously, for a dude with some decent ideas that the Republicans probably want around for awhile, someone needs to get that guy a nutritionist and a trainer before he drops. He's gotta be sporting a 50+ inch waist. I'm not into checking out man ass, but he darted up the steps to Section B after he almost steamrolled us, and that dude has cottage cheese thighs all the way through his pinstriped suit pants. Jeezis. :ohno:
how about Joe Biden? Was he there? :D
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93henfan wrote:I literally almost bumped into him under the West stands at Delaware Stadium in the middle of the first quarter tonight. My boys were getting antsy, so I had to take them for a walk.

I know it's not news, but HOLY CHRIST is that guy a lard ass! Seriously, for a dude with some decent ideas that the Republicans probably want around for awhile, someone needs to get that guy a nutritionist and a trainer before he drops. He's gotta be sporting a 50+ inch waist. I'm not into checking out man ass, but he darted up the steps to Section B after he almost steamrolled us, and that dude has cottage cheese thighs all the way through his pinstriped suit pants. Jeezis. :ohno:
how about Joe Biden? Was he there? :D
I'm not sure. He was at several last year. It was weird, because Christie was only with one security guy, but when we got out from under the west stands, my boys wanted to run up and down the handicapped ramps to the west stands. When we got out there, there were dudes with earpieces (clearly a detail, not stadium security) everywhere. I joked with one of them asking if my kids were messing up their perimeter and he sort of nervously laughed and waved it off as if they weren't, but I know they were annoying the hell out of him. :lol:
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He must be pretty agile for a big man if he darted up the steps.
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kalm wrote:He must be pretty agile for a big man if he darted up the steps.
He sits in a field level box, so he only had to get up 10 steps or so.
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BlueHen86 wrote:Image

Obama: "Yes Chris, I can see your feet and yes those are your wifes shoes"

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BlueHen86 wrote:Image

Obama: "Yes Chris, I can see your feet and yes those are your wifes shoes"
Ah, I see Christie is wearing the "bald headed guy standing behind me" costume to make people think that's someone else's ass. Clever.
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93 - I saw him there too- do you know he weighed 500lbs at one time?
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bluehenbillk wrote:93 - I saw him there too- do you know he weighed 500lbs at one time?

One time? What's he up to now? :rimshot:


Man, it's fun to find somebody fatter to make fun of.
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93henfan wrote:
BlueHen86 wrote:Image

Obama: "Yes Chris, I can see your feet and yes those are your wifes shoes"
Ah, I see Christie is wearing the "bald headed guy standing behind me" costume to make people think that's someone else's ass. Clever.
:lol:

For the record, that's Newark mayor Cory Booker -- a guy with some serious national potential.
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JoltinJoe wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Ah, I see Christie is wearing the "bald headed guy standing behind me" costume to make people think that's someone else's ass. Clever.
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For the record, that's Newark mayor Cory Booker -- a guy with some serious national potential.
Not coming out of Newark he isn't...oh wait you mean the real Newark. :mrgreen:
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andy7171 wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
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For the record, that's Newark mayor Cory Booker -- a guy with some serious national potential.
Not coming out of Newark he isn't...oh wait you mean the real Newark. :mrgreen:

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andy7171 wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
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For the record, that's Newark mayor Cory Booker -- a guy with some serious national potential.
Not coming out of Newark he isn't...oh wait you mean the real Newark. :mrgreen:
What this guy is doing in Newark is remarkable... the city still has a shitload of issues - but Booker has been making a huge dent.

As for Christie - I had heard he was MUCH larger years ago... as a guy who is in the 100+ lb loss club - it's hard f'ing work... and when you work in the high-stress, no-sleep world he does - that he hasn't ballooned back up so far is pretty remarkable.
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andy7171 wrote: Not coming out of Newark he isn't...oh wait you mean the real Newark. :mrgreen:
What this guy is doing in Newark is remarkable... the city still has a shitload of issues - but Booker has been making a huge dent.

As for Christie - I had heard he was MUCH larger years ago... as a guy who is in the 100+ lb loss club - it's hard f'ing work... and when you work in the high-stress, no-sleep world he does - that he hasn't ballooned back up so far is pretty remarkable.
What's even more remarkable is he hasn't dropped dead from his heart exploding. :ohno: :ohno:
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TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
What this guy is doing in Newark is remarkable...
Does that include taking helicopter rides to his kids baseball game and being so F*CKING Fat and lazy that after it landed he rode in a limo for a whole 300yds. Lets not forget that he refuses to pay back the shitehole of Jersey:rofl: :ohno:
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polsongrizz wrote:
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
What this guy is doing in Newark is remarkable...
Does that include taking helicopter rides to his kids baseball game and being so F*CKING Fat and lazy that after it landed he rode in a limo for a whole 300yds. Lets not forget that he refuses to pay back the shitehole of Jersey:rofl: :ohno:
I think TTBF was talking 'bout the mayor, not the gubna. :coffee:
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AZGrizFan wrote:
polsongrizz wrote: Does that include taking helicopter rides to his kids baseball game and being so F*CKING Fat and lazy that after it landed he rode in a limo for a whole 300yds. Lets not forget that he refuses to pay back the shitehole of Jersey:rofl: :ohno:
I think TTBF was talking 'bout the mayor, not the gubna. :coffee:
yes - although what christie is doing (if that's true) is "remarkable" in it's own way
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