Obama Joke Thread

Post by **Ivytalk** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:07 am

What's the difference between Obama and a jellyfish?

A jellyfish has a spine.

YoUDeeMan · Post by **YoUDeeMan** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:43 am

Ivytalk wrote:When Barack and Michelle have sex, why is Michelle always on top?

Because Barack can only fuck up.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:54 pm

What do you get if you cross Barack Obama with a jackass?

D1B. No, Barack Obama!

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:49 pm

This one's from Leno.

Obama has just started a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are Confusion, Delusion and Desperation.

blueballs · Post by **blueballs** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:06 pm

Ivytalk has kicked much bootay in this thread...

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:37 am

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:39 am

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:40 am

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:42 am

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:43 am

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:44 am

Post by **Ivytalk** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:46 am

Great finds, Gil!!

Post by **grizzaholic** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:49 am

hahaha

LeadBolt · Post by **LeadBolt** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:52 am

Kudos to Ivytalk and Gil Dobie!

Post by **Ivytalk** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:56 pm

What's the difference between Obama and a government bond?

The bond will mature.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:37 pm

Why won't Obama trade his pastor for two Chinese spies?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:32 am

What's the news media's biggest concern about Barack Obama?

The veracity of Dope.

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:00 pm

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:03 pm

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:05 pm

Post by **Ivytalk** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:34 pm

Farmers' Almanac says this winter will be so cold that Obama will have to keep his hands in his own pockets!

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