Laughing My ASS Off at NAU's Ticket Office....

[AZGrizFan]

So I went online to try and buy 30 tickets to the bi-annual Flagstaff beatdown admininstered at the hands of the Montana Grizzlies, and this is what I've found so far:

* The NAU ticket office charges an EXTRA $2 per ticket if you order the tickets on-line, but only $3 per ORDER if you order the tickets over the phone. Wouldn't the objective be to drive the volume to the WEBSITE??? Their phones were ringing off the hook and the representative sounded extremely flustered and irritated, yet their own pricing strategy has caused the problem.

* When I told the rep I wanted 30 tickets, she quickly transferred me to the Athletics Department, insisting that they'd give me a discount for buying that many tickets. The athletics department had no fucking clue what the rep was talking about, and in fact only was arranging tickets for the AWAY game in Tucson this weekend. She tried to transfer me BACK to the ticket office, but surprisingly I was "disconnected".

* So I went BACK online and tried AGAIN to buy 30 tickets, only to find out their own website limits you to TEN tickets at a time.



Christ, it's no fucking wonder that dome is half empty for every game.

[DJH]

what a joke.

/lakesbison

[AZGrizFan]

what a joke.

/lakesbison

Yep. Add it to his list.

[grizzaholic]

So I went online to try and buy 30 tickets to the bi-annual Flagstaff beatdown admininstered at the hands of the Montana Grizzlies, and this is what I've found so far:

* The NAU ticket office charges an EXTRA $2 per ticket if you order the tickets on-line, but only $3 per ORDER if you order the tickets over the phone. Wouldn't the objective be to drive the volume to the WEBSITE??? Their phones were ringing off the hook and the representative sounded extremely flustered and irritated, yet their own pricing strategy has caused the problem.

* When I told the rep I wanted 30 tickets, she quickly transferred me to the Athletics Department, insisting that they'd give me a discount for buying that many tickets. The athletics department had no fucking clue what the rep was talking about, and in fact only was arranging tickets for the AWAY game in Tucson this weekend. She tried to transfer me BACK to the ticket office, but surprisingly I was "disconnected".

* So I went BACK online and tried AGAIN to buy 30 tickets, only to find out their own website limits you to TEN tickets at a time.



Christ, it's no fucking wonder that dome is half empty for every game.

AZ,

Get in your Prius, drive to the ticket office.
Walk up to the open window, no lines.
Buy 31 tickets, giving the 31'st one to a random stranger.
Drive away pleased with yourself for saving money while the environment at the same time.

[AZGrizFan]

So I went online to try and buy 30 tickets to the bi-annual Flagstaff beatdown admininstered at the hands of the Montana Grizzlies, and this is what I've found so far:

* The NAU ticket office charges an EXTRA $2 per ticket if you order the tickets on-line, but only $3 per ORDER if you order the tickets over the phone. Wouldn't the objective be to drive the volume to the WEBSITE??? Their phones were ringing off the hook and the representative sounded extremely flustered and irritated, yet their own pricing strategy has caused the problem.

* When I told the rep I wanted 30 tickets, she quickly transferred me to the Athletics Department, insisting that they'd give me a discount for buying that many tickets. The athletics department had no fucking clue what the rep was talking about, and in fact only was arranging tickets for the AWAY game in Tucson this weekend. She tried to transfer me BACK to the ticket office, but surprisingly I was "disconnected".

* So I went BACK online and tried AGAIN to buy 30 tickets, only to find out their own website limits you to TEN tickets at a time.



Christ, it's no fucking wonder that dome is half empty for every game.

AZ,

Get in your Prius, drive to the ticket office.
Walk up to the open window, no lines.
Buy 31 tickets, giving the 31'st one to a random stranger.
Drive away pleased with yourself for saving money while the environment at the same time.

Fuck it. I'm rollin' up in my Hummer II, running over trees and plants and bushes along the way, parking on the grass when I get there and top shelfing the toilets in their restrooms...that place is a fucking DUMP and I only visit once every other year.

[grizzaholic]

AZ,

Get in your Prius, drive to the ticket office.
Walk up to the open window, no lines.
Buy 31 tickets, giving the 31'st one to a random stranger.
Drive away pleased with yourself for saving money while the environment at the same time.

Fuck it. I'm rollin' up in my Hummer II, running over trees and plants and bushes along the way, parking on the grass when I get there and top shelfing the toilets in their restrooms...that place is a fucking DUMP and I only visit once every other year.

I thought you didn't buy American....oh that is right, Hummer is owned by the Chinese now. Ralph probably built your personally.

[ASUG8]

I always love the "convenience fees" I get to pay for doing all the work myself. My internet connection, my date/section selection, my paper to print it out. ESPECIALLY Ticketmaster, who I wish would fall victim to trustbusting.

[weberwildcat]

im glad to hear weber is the only tkt office ran my incompetent morons! you have to do the same thing at weber. go buy them in person which is still a challenge.

[ODUalum11]

im glad to hear weber is the only tkt office ran my incompetent morons! you have to do the same thing at weber. go buy them in person which is still a challenge.

ask any ODU fan and they'll say the same about the ODU Ticket Office.

[SACCAT]

I ran into the same issues when I tried to buy NDSU tickets the other day. When I called up they said "Ah geez, I don't know what to tell you there, we had some real humbdinger tickets available for when we play the New England Patriots and the Vikings, but you have to go through the golden arm committee to get them by golly."

[AZGrizFan]

I ran into the same issues when I tried to buy NDSU tickets the other day. When I called up they said "Ah geez, I don't know what to tell you there, we had some real humbdinger tickets available for when we play the New England Patriots and the Vikings, but you have to go through the golden helmet league to get them by golly."

I KNOW that conversation didn't actually take place because anybody with a brainstem knows its the Golden ARM Committee, not the golden helmet league.

Hater.

[SACCAT]

I ran into the same issues when I tried to buy NDSU tickets the other day. When I called up they said "Ah geez, I don't know what to tell you there, we had some real humbdinger tickets available for when we play the New England Patriots and the Vikings, but you have to go through the golden helmet league to get them by golly."

I KNOW that conversation didn't actually take place because anybody with a brainstem knows its the Golden ARM Committee, not the golden helmet league.

Hater.

I knew that didn't sound right.

[AZGrizFan]

I KNOW that conversation didn't actually take place because anybody with a brainstem knows its the Golden ARM Committee, not the golden helmet league.

Hater.

I knew that didn't sound right.

Don't EVER disrespect the Conglomerate again, buster.

[Wedgebuster]

One would think Z should be an He-Da-Ho Vandal fan instead but nooooooooooooo!

[mtjack]

Always with the hate, Azgriz. Yawn.

I keep forgetting that it's opposing Big Sky schools jobs to cater to Griz fans. What was I thinking? My bad.

The student answering phones isn't making decisions or getting paid shit. Take up the gripe with ticket office management.

[AZGrizFan]

Always with the hate, Azgriz. Yawn.

I keep forgetting that it's opposing Big Sky schools jobs to cater to Griz fans. What was I thinking? My bad.

The student answering phones isn't making decisions or getting paid shit. Take up the gripe with ticket office management.

Where, pray tell, was I badmouthing the student? Other than her apparent inability to transfer me back without cutting me off....in fact, she (and she sounded "Flagstaff" cute ) and I were having a good laugh at the pricing policy and the fact it actually made her job more difficult. I empathized with her, and set a date for the 22nd where her and I will meet in the back room at Granny's for a quickie.

[mtjack]

Where, pray tell, was I badmouthing the student? Other than her apparent inability to transfer me back without cutting me off....in fact, she (and she sounded "Flagstaff" cute ) and I were having a good laugh at the pricing policy and the fact it actually made her job more difficult. I empathized with her, and set a date for the 22nd where her and I will meet in the back room at Granny's for a quickie.

There are better (less sketchy) options than a back room at Grannys. Heard a few interesting stories from a college friend who bounced at multiple bars in town about Grannys.

Ok, went back to read your post and you didn't badmouth the student. You complained about the ticket office. I stand corrected.

Now, before this all turns into e-griz.com's Roos Field/UM Griz - EWU Eagles Ticket-gate part II, I am off to dinner.

[AZGrizFan]

Where, pray tell, was I badmouthing the student? Other than her apparent inability to transfer me back without cutting me off....in fact, she (and she sounded "Flagstaff" cute ) and I were having a good laugh at the pricing policy and the fact it actually made her job more difficult. I empathized with her, and set a date for the 22nd where her and I will meet in the back room at Granny's for a quickie.

There are better (less sketchy) options than a back room at Grannys. Heard a few interesting stories from a college friend who bounced at multiple bars in town about Grannys.

Ok, went back to read your post and you didn't badmouth the student. You complained about the ticket office. I stand corrected.

Now, before this all turns into e-griz.com's Roos Field/UM Griz - EWU Eagles Ticket-gate part II, I am off to dinner.

That is not a conversation with which I am familiar, so there's no danger of that.

[grizzaholic]

There are better (less sketchy) options than a back room at Grannys. Heard a few interesting stories from a college friend who bounced at multiple bars in town about Grannys.

Ok, went back to read your post and you didn't badmouth the student. You complained about the ticket office. I stand corrected.

Now, before this all turns into e-griz.com's Roos Field/UM Griz - EWU Eagles Ticket-gate part II, I am off to dinner.

That is not a conversation with which I am familiar, so there's no danger of that.

AZ....he meant to say something about NDSU.

[AZGrizFan]

And the stupidity goes on....

NAU has now apparently changed their tailgating rules as well. I've been going up to Flagstaff every other year since 1993 and have NEVER had a problem lining up a tailgating spot in/around the "Montana" contingent of fans. Apparently THIS year they're not designating a certain area for Montana fans, and in fact won't even sell me a tailgating spot until ALL renewals from LAST year are in.

The douche on the phone even went so far as to say that I might have to buy a SEASON PASS for tailgating, and that they weren't selling "single game tailgating passes" this year.

I swear, it's no fucking wonder our state/university system is so far in the red.

1) They spend $23 million to remodel the stadium and in the process REDUCE seating capacity by 4,000, thus costing a potential $80,000 per game in potential revenue.
2) They don't know their ass from a hole in the ground regarding group ticket sales and if it wasn't for my perseverance they'd have lost my sale (and many others, I would assume)
3) Now they've cut themselves off at the knees from a tailgating revenue perspective. I've paid upwards of $160 for 4 parking spots in the tailgating area every year....and by reducing the capacity by 4000 they're reducing the potential crowd by 4000 anyway, which means fewer cars and fewer tailgaters ALREADY...now they impose a "season pass only" philosophy??? WTF??

NAU fans you should be outraged at your university. WAFJ.

[S F State Gaters]

they need to fix that. That is pretty ridiculous.

[grizzaholic]

AZ... That is fucking Bullshit. I wish you all the best. If you need any back-up.....I suggest employing SE174, as he is KING of Trolling and fucking up shit.