The Hex to be decided this week

[D1B]

It's been a tough year to decide even though it basically comes down to the highest ranked team multiplied by the "Asshole Factor" of their fans, hence the fact that Montana and App State have pretty much a lock on it every year, except this year.

I'm seriously leaning toward Eastern Washington or Delaware. Eastern is highly ranked and their fans, while not the worst, are a noxious horde of perennial losers, who got lucky and had one fall into their lap last year. They've been dicks ever since. Can't wait to see them finish third, or worse, in the BSC this year, now that they have a big fat target on their backs.

Delaware, on the other hand, is not as highly ranked but their fans are a unanimous #1 in the Preseason D1B Asshole Fans Poll. Delaware has been playing great ball ever since they left the SWAC, but they're also an East Coast school, which means they're morally and ethically corrupt as witnessed weekly on Jersey Shore, COPS, Jerseylicious and Bait Car.

Blue Hens, here's your chance to state your case for another school, otherwise you're screwed. I'm batting 1.000% on this, just ask APP and UM.

[89Hen]

Blue Hens, here's your chance to state your case for another school, otherwise you're screwed. I'm batting 1.000% on this, just ask APP and UM.

So is Pete's Poll.

[Grizalltheway]

Bait Car.

[AZGrizFan]

If you don't put the hex on NDSU, this thing has jumped the shark.

[LDopaPDX]

I'd prefer not have the hex on Eastern... nothing good comes out of being hexed.

That said, agree with the above that based on what happens on this board, it would be unconscienable not to hex North Dakota State.

[Silenoz]

If you don't put the hex on NDSU, this thing has jumped the shark.

I'd prefer not have the hex on Eastern... nothing good comes out of being hexed.

That said, agree with the above that based on what happens on this board, it would be unconscienable not to hex North Dakota State.

He said success multiplied by the Asshole Factor. Not Big 12 aspirations multiplied by mental illness

[DJH]

If you don't put the hex on NDSU, this thing has jumped the shark.

Why waste the hex on ndsu?

[AZGrizFan]

If you don't put the hex on NDSU, this thing has jumped the shark.

Why waste the hex on ndsu?

That thought did cross my mind...

[EWURanger]

I'm seriously leaning toward Eastern Washington or Delaware. Eastern is highly ranked and their fans, while not the worst, are a noxious horde of perennial losers, who got lucky and had one fall into their lap last year. They've been dicks ever since. Can't wait to see them finish third, or worse, in the BSC this year, now that they have a big fat target on their backs.

Sure, guy.

[D1B]

I'm seriously leaning toward Eastern Washington or Delaware. Eastern is highly ranked and their fans, while not the worst, are a noxious horde of perennial losers, who got lucky and had one fall into their lap last year. They've been dicks ever since. Can't wait to see them finish third, or worse, in the BSC this year, now that they have a big fat target on their backs.

Sure, guy.

I'll bet you a case of beer EWU does not get the BSC auto bid this year.

[CrunchGriz]

Not that I want his evil eye cast upon the Griz again, but I have a question for D1B:

Since you've been invoking "The Hex", exactly how many national championships has UNI won? (Not that UNI won any before, but still....)

Methinks spreading bad mojo extends it to your own team. What goes around....

[89Hen]

Since you've been invoking "The Hex", exactly how many national championships has UNI won? (Not that UNI won any before, but still....)

Methinks spreading bad mojo extends it to your own team. What goes around....

Heck, the MVFC hasn't even made a semifinal appearance since he's started this.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

One thing to keep in mind, if you've narrowed it down to UD and EWU.

UNI vs. UD: 0-2

12-06-2003: 7-37 Quarterfinal Loss
12-01-2007: 27-39 Quarterfinal Loss

UNI vs. EWU: 5-0

12-07-1985: 17-14 Quarterfinal Win
11-18-1989: 47-21
11-28-1992: 17-14 First Round Win
11-19-1994: 27-17
11-26-2005: 41-38 First Round Win

[D1B]

Not that I want his evil eye cast upon the Griz again, but I have a question for D1B:

Since you've been invoking "The Hex", exactly how many national championships has UNI won? (Not that UNI won any before, but still....)

Methinks spreading bad mojo extends it to your own team. What goes around....

Fuck Northern Iowa. I gave up on them after the Richmond semifinal. They'll never win a national championship. Even if they actually do win one, they will somehow fuck it up in the end.

I follow FBS almost exclusively. Big Ten, Big Twelve, Notre Dame and that's about it.

[D1B]

Since you've been invoking "The Hex", exactly how many national championships has UNI won? (Not that UNI won any before, but still....)

Methinks spreading bad mojo extends it to your own team. What goes around....

Heck, the MVFC hasn't even made a semifinal appearance since he's started this.

Not true, Dingleberry. Shave your neck, East Coast trash.

[D1B]

One thing to keep in mind, if you've narrowed it down to UD and EWU.

UNI vs. UD: 0-2

12-06-2003: 7-37 Quarterfinal Loss
12-01-2007: 27-39 Quarterfinal Loss

UNI vs. EWU: 5-0

12-07-1985: 17-14 Quarterfinal Win
11-18-1989: 47-21
11-28-1992: 17-14 First Round Win
11-19-1994: 27-17
11-26-2005: 41-38 First Round Win

Great post. Nice work Screaming Eagle. *Cap'n and D1B were starters in the 85 game.

[DJH]

D's a Notre Dame fan? lol

[D1B]

D's a Notre Dame fan? lol

I'm a hater. Like watching them lose.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

One thing to keep in mind, if you've narrowed it down to UD and EWU.

UNI vs. UD: 0-2

12-06-2003: 7-37 Quarterfinal Loss
12-01-2007: 27-39 Quarterfinal Loss

UNI vs. EWU: 5-0

12-07-1985: 17-14 Quarterfinal Win
11-18-1989: 47-21
11-28-1992: 17-14 First Round Win
11-19-1994: 27-17
11-26-2005: 41-38 First Round Win

Great post. Nice work Screaming Eagle. *Cap'n and D1B were starters in the 85 game.

Also:


6/7 D-bag stars

vs.


2/7 D-bag stars


The choice is clear. Don't abiden your time in making the right one.

[Grizalltheway]

Cowherder is MUCH higher than a 2.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Cowherder is MUCH higher than a 2.

[DJH]

Cowherder is MUCH higher than a 2.

I agree, but compared to Biden on SE's 7 point scale (lol), it is probably an accurate score.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

"OH HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING ANOTHER ONE OF MY D1B GIMMICKS!"

[AZGrizFan]

"OH HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING ANOTHER ONE OF MY D1B GIMMICKS!"

He's the biggest attention whore on the planet. It's really fucking sad what he's become....

[Screamin_Eagle174]