D1B Hex

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:43 pm

So who is it going to be this year? Montana? UNI? Eastern Washington?

Make your case here, you despicable sloths.

uofmman1122 · Post by **uofmman1122** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:47 pm

I think we all know who it should be.

The way some of their fans act, they deserve a stronger hex that makes them go 0-11.

ArmyOfDarkness · Post by **ArmyOfDarkness** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:06 pm

+1 ^^^

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:59 pm

uofmman1122 wrote:I think we all know who it should be.

The way some of their fans act, they deserve a stronger hex that makes them go 0-11.

Gotta do better n that, Paul. It's Montana, unless someone steps up to make a compelling case otherwise.

ASUMountaineer · Post by **ASUMountaineer** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:20 pm

D1B wrote:So who is it going to be this year? Montana? UNI? Eastern Washington?

Make your case here, you despicable sloths.

D1B

Post by **Screamin_Eagle174** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:25 pm

Not that it's needed because the rest of the MVFC does a good job of it already, but ndsu.

Post by **SDHornet** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:29 pm

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Not that it's needed because the rest of the MVFC does a good job of it already, but ndsu.

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:55 pm

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Not that it's needed because the rest of the MVFC does a good job of it already, but ndsu.

Eagles just made the top of the list, smartass. Keep it up and you can kiss that two-peat goodbye.

... A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a make-shift campfire, and, to the ranger's horror, eating a fish and an eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. He was soon brought to trial for his crime... The Judge asked the man "Do you know that eating an eagle is a federal offense?"
"Yes I do." replied the man, "but if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."
"You may proceed."
"I got lost in the woods, and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," the man
explained. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake grabbing some fish. I thought 'if I startled the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish.' Low and behold, the eagle lighted upon a nearby tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
The judge says he will take a recess to analyze the defendant's testimony. 15 minutes goes by and the judge returns: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges."
The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't mind my asking, what does eagle taste like?"

"Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it's a bit more tender than a California Condor but lacks the tang of a Spotted Owl."

Mr. Banana's will be appearing at Snarkey McChuckle's Komedy Klubb 8/5/-8/9 and then a two week stint at Borkelsnorts Chortle Palace in South Bend. Mention the D1B Hex post at the door and receive half off cover for you and a friend.

Post by **Screamin_Eagle174** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:17 pm

D1B wrote:
Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Not that it's needed because the rest of the MVFC does a good job of it already, but ndsu.
Eagles just made the top of the list, smartass. Keep it up and you can kiss that two-peat goodbye.

... A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a make-shift campfire, and, to the ranger's horror, eating a fish and an eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. He was soon brought to trial for his crime... The Judge asked the man "Do you know that eating an eagle is a federal offense?"
"Yes I do." replied the man, "but if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."
"You may proceed."
"I got lost in the woods, and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," the man
explained. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake grabbing some fish. I thought 'if I startled the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish.' Low and behold, the eagle lighted upon a nearby tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
The judge says he will take a recess to analyze the defendant's testimony. 15 minutes goes by and the judge returns: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges."
The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't mind my asking, what does eagle taste like?"

"Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it's a bit more tender than a California Condor but lacks the tang of a Spotted Owl."
Mr. Banana's will be appearing at Snarkey McChuckle's Komedy Klubb 8/5/-8/9 and then a two week stint at Borkelsnorts Chortle Palace in South Bend. Mention the D1B Hex post at the door and receive half off cover for you and a friend.

LDopaPDX · Post by **LDopaPDX** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:39 pm

People think it's all about misery, and desperation, and death, and all that other shite. But what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. We're not stupid.... at least we're not that f'n stupid !

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:52 pm

LDopaPDX wrote:People think it's all about misery, and desperation, and death, and all that other shite. But what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. We're not stupid.... at least we're not that f'n stupid !

Ldopa, busts out a quote from my favorite movie. Eastern Wash is officially off the Hex list. Montana still on top.

Nice work, L.

lakesbison · Post by **lakesbison** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:11 pm

what is D1B ?

Post by **Screamin_Eagle174** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:13 pm

lakesbison wrote:what is D1B ?

He's an older, slightly less gay UNI version of you.

uofmman1122 · Post by **uofmman1122** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:39 pm

D1B wrote:Montana still on top.

Damn, because this year a hex is the ONLY thing keeping us from a national championship.

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:14 pm

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
lakesbison wrote:what is D1B ?
He's an older, slightly less gay UNI version of you.

Eagles back on top.

*Everyone, when EWU gets the Hex, please send your hate mail to Squirting_Eagle174

Post by **Screamin_Eagle174** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:01 am

D1B wrote:
Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
He's an older, slightly less gay UNI version of you.
Eagles back on top.

*Everyone, when EWU gets the Hex, please send your hate mail to Squirting_Eagle174

Squirting piss... making it rain down on the MVFC, OVC, and CAA.

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:12 am

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
D1B wrote:
Eagles back on top.

*Everyone, when EWU gets the Hex, please send your hate mail to Squirting_Eagle174
Squirting piss... making it rain down on the MVFC, OVC, and CAA.

You punks have a target on your backs now, plus that ex-con of a running back, Hong Kong Fuhey, is now dealing crack in Portland. You're fucked, and will finish third in the BSC.

ArmyOfDarkness · Post by **ArmyOfDarkness** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:13 am

D1B wrote:
uofmman1122 wrote:I think we all know who it should be.

The way some of their fans act, they deserve a stronger hex that makes them go 0-11.
Gotta do better n that, Paul. It's Montana, unless someone steps up to make a compelling case otherwise.

jbb should be here anytime...

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:13 am

D1B wrote:
Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
Squirting piss... making it rain down on the MVFC, OVC, and CAA.

You punks have a target on your backs now, plus that ex-con of a running back, Hong Kong Fuhey, is now dealing crack in Portland. You're fucked, and will finish third in the BSC.

lakesbison · Post by **lakesbison** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:33 am

EWU is in the dirtiest town i have seen, cheney, their 4000 fans are freakin losers and their officials are CORRUPT.

screw those idiots, im down wiht the HEX

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:36 am

You darn tootin I can make a case for JBB and Lakes right here.

Post by **griz8791** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:42 am

Post by **tampajag** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:50 am

D1B wrote:So who is it going to be this year? Montana? UNI? Eastern Washington?

Make your case here, you despicable sloths.

Liberty, they're loaded...........

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:56 am

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
D1B wrote:
Eagles just made the top of the list, smartass. Keep it up and you can kiss that two-peat goodbye.

Mr. Banana's will be appearing at Snarkey McChuckle's Komedy Klubb 8/5/-8/9 and then a two week stint at Borkelsnorts Chortle Palace in South Bend. Mention the D1B Hex post at the door and receive half off cover for you and a friend.

Classic!

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:59 am

Penn. Ben Franklin's lamest achievement.

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