joke

[blueballs]

A blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large
snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but
I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my
fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't
see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know, said the bunny. 'I'm blind and I've never seen
myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and
cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy
tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of
animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either and the bunny agreed to examine
him. When the bunny was finished, the snake asked,
'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're
slippery and you haven't got any balls...You must be a Democrat.

[JMU DJ]

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"

[houndawg]

One day in a pasture a horse was walking along and heard a cry for help come from a hole in the ground. He looked into the hole and saw a Rabbit who said: "Please Mr. Horse, if you would help me to get out of this hole I will be your friend for life". So the horse positioned himself over the whole and lowers his cock way down into it and the Rabbit climbs out, thanking the Horse for saving his life. Sure enough, about a week later, the Rabbit heard a loud call from the same hole and when he looked in, there was the Horse looking mighty hungry and tired. "Don't worry, I'll get you out", says the Rabbit, who runs across the pasture and returns with a long rope and a Porsche convertible. The Rabbit ties one end of the rope to the Porsche's bumper and a lafge loop in the other end. "Put this over your head and I'll pull you out", says the Rabbit, and that's just what happened.

The moral: If you have a Porsche you don't need to be hung like a horse.