You Wake Up Black Tomorrow...What's the First Thing You Do?

[Wedgebuster]

Open the window and see if there's bars on it.

[ASUG8]

Dunk.

[citdog]

I'd be a HUGE Uncle Tom so I'd go find the 'Ol Massa's people and thank them for all the help

[eagleskins]

Kick the zaftig white woman out of the bed.

[grizzaholic]

Go back to sleep.

[JohnStOnge]

No idea. No question I'm happy to be White and certainly wouldn't become Black by choice. I guess if I just magically turned Black I'd have to live with it. Gotta live with what is.

Fortunately it'll never happen.

This gives me the opportunity, though, to say that for the life of me I don't understand why so many White guys...particularly young White guys...want to try to immitate Black guys. To me that is one of the most pathetic phenomena I've ever witnessed.

[Cap'n Cat]

No idea. No question I'm happy to be White and certainly wouldn't become Black by choice. I guess if I just magically turned Black I'd have to live with it. Gotta live with what is.

Fortunately it'll never happen.

This gives me the opportunity, though, to say that for the life of me I don't understand why so many White guys...particularly young White guys...want to try to immitate Black guys. To me that is one of the most pathetic phenomena I've ever witnessed.

Like it or not, St. Wronge, I find most blacks to be very ebullient and colorful. I like being around the more boisterous of the black folks.

[89Hen]

[Cap'n Cat]

He said, turning down black home loans left and right in his air conditioned, mahogany-lined office.

[Ibanez]

If I woke up black...

I'd wake up, move the empty forties from the bed, tell my white bitch to wake the hell up and get gone befo' my ol' lady gets off work. Then i'd smoke a blunt, drink some tang, reheat some chitlins. Then i'll strut down to the bus station, get on the bus, head to work. Get to work 10 minutes early, smoke a cig, clock in 5 minutes late. After I flip fries, or detail the rims, then I'll take a smoke break for 30-45 minutes, get back to work. Take a lunch break, go pay my weekly bill on my Rims (they 20's). Head back to work, clock out 30 minutes early. THen i'll strut home, stop by the 711, get some lottery tickets, 40 oz.s, some loose Lucies, maybe a blunt. I'd head home to the crib, watch The Jeffersons, get high, get my hoe to suck on my D piece, then fall asleep.

[dbackjon]

If I woke up black...

I'd wake up, move the empty forties from the bed, tell my white bitch to wake the hell up and get gone befo' my ol' lady gets off work. Then i'd smoke a blunt, drink some tang, reheat some chitlins. Then i'll strut down to the bus station, get on the bus, head to work. Get to work 10 minutes early, smoke a cig, clock in 5 minutes late. After I flip fries, or detail the rims, then I'll take a smoke break for 30-45 minutes, get back to work. Take a lunch break, go pay my weekly bill on my Rims (they 20's). Head back to work, clock out 30 minutes early. THen i'll strut home, stop by the 711, get some lottery tickets, 40 oz.s, some loose Lucies, maybe a blunt. I'd head home to the crib, watch The Jeffersons, get high, get my hoe to suck on my D piece, then fall asleep.

So in other words, no change what-so-ever.

[Ivytalk]

If I woke up black...

I'd wake up, move the empty forties from the bed, tell my white bitch to wake the hell up and get gone befo' my ol' lady gets off work. Then i'd smoke a blunt, drink some tang, reheat some chitlins. Then i'll strut down to the bus station, get on the bus, head to work. Get to work 10 minutes early, smoke a cig, clock in 5 minutes late. After I flip fries, or detail the rims, then I'll take a smoke break for 30-45 minutes, get back to work. Take a lunch break, go pay my weekly bill on my Rims (they 20's). Head back to work, clock out 30 minutes early. THen i'll strut home, stop by the 711, get some lottery tickets, 40 oz.s, some loose Lucies, maybe a blunt. I'd head home to the crib, watch The Jeffersons, get high, get my hoe to suck on my D piece, then fall asleep.

So in other words, no change what-so-ever.

Post of the month for June!!

[SeattleGriz]

Finish grade school.

[JohnStOnge]

Like it or not, St. Wronge, I find most blacks to be very ebullient and colorful. I like being around the more boisterous of the black folks.

Well that's great. But somehow I doubt that you're one of those White guys who has that complex where you feel like you have to try to ACT like a Black guy. I mean, do you want to try to talk and dress like a Black guy and listen to rap music, wear a stupid looking flat bill baseball cap crooked on your head and dumb looking baggy shorts and all that?

Somehow I doubt it.

[SeattleGriz]

Like it or not, St. Wronge, I find most blacks to be very ebullient and colorful. I like being around the more boisterous of the black folks.

Well that's great. But somehow I doubt that you're one of those White guys who has that complex where you feel like you have to try to ACT like a Black guy. I mean, do you want to try to talk and dress like a Black guy and listen to rap music, wear a stupid looking flat bill baseball cap crooked on your head and dumb looking baggy shorts and all that?

Somehow I doubt it.

Lighten up dude.

This thread is about throwing out tired old stereotypes.

[JohnStOnge]

Lighten up dude.

This thread is about throwing out tired old stereotypes.

First of all, there is often a good bit of truth to a "stereotype." "Men are taller than women" is a stereotype. You can find cases in which it is not true. It's a generalized statement. But, in general, it's true.

Secondly, this one isn't old. I see White guys like that all the time...riding around in stupid looking low riding cars with the seats lowered down so they can hardly see over the dashbord, wearning those stupid looking hats and those stupid looking clothes, with rap music or hip hop or whatever you want to call it blaring. And it's clearly "Black Wannabe" stuff.

It's pathetic.

[SeattleGriz]

Lighten up dude.

This thread is about throwing out tired old stereotypes.

First of all, there is often a good bit of truth to a "stereotype." "Men are taller than women" is a stereotype. You can find cases in which it is not true. It's a generalized statement. But, in general, it's true.

Secondly, this one isn't old. I see White guys like that all the time...riding around in stupid looking low riding cars with the seats lowered down so they can hardly see over the dashbord, wearning those stupid looking hats and those stupid looking clothes, with rap music or hip hop or whatever you want to call it blaring. And it's clearly "Black Wannabe" stuff.

It's pathetic.

I usually am on your side because you base your arguments on facts, but I now see humor is beyond you, O' Terminator Overlord.

[kalm]

Lighten up dude.

This thread is about throwing out tired old stereotypes.

First of all, there is often a good bit of truth to a "stereotype." "Men are taller than women" is a stereotype. You can find cases in which it is not true. It's a generalized statement. But, in general, it's true.

Secondly, this one isn't old. I see White guys like that all the time...riding around in stupid looking low riding cars with the seats lowered down so they can hardly see over the dashbord, wearning those stupid looking hats and those stupid looking clothes, with rap music or hip hop or whatever you want to call it blaring. And it's clearly "Black Wannabe" stuff.

It's pathetic.

I've listened to Marley and Living Color, but I have yet to make the jump to flat brimmed hats or the NBA.

[ODUsmitty]

Forget every bit of grammar I learned during my school years and start "axing" for things that I choose not to work hard enough to afford

[eagleskins]

Listening to hip hop has nothing to do with trying to act black. Good music is good music regardless of the creed or race. Flat brim hats? See more white baseball players with that look than any brother.

[SeattleGriz]

Tell my kids the truth. Of course they ain't mine...bitch is lying.

[Ibanez]

If I woke up black...

I'd wake up, move the empty forties from the bed, tell my white bitch to wake the hell up and get gone befo' my ol' lady gets off work. Then i'd smoke a blunt, drink some tang, reheat some chitlins. Then i'll strut down to the bus station, get on the bus, head to work. Get to work 10 minutes early, smoke a cig, clock in 5 minutes late. After I flip fries, or detail the rims, then I'll take a smoke break for 30-45 minutes, get back to work. Take a lunch break, go pay my weekly bill on my Rims (they 20's). Head back to work, clock out 30 minutes early. THen i'll strut home, stop by the 711, get some lottery tickets, 40 oz.s, some loose Lucies, maybe a blunt. I'd head home to the crib, watch The Jeffersons, get high, get my hoe to suck on my D piece, then fall asleep.

So in other words, no change what-so-ever.

I don't smoke.

[death dealer]

Listening to hip hop has nothing to do with trying to act black. Good music is good music regardless of the creed or race. Flat brim hats? See more white baseball players with that look than any brother.

You are absolutely right, good music is good music. And hip hop sucks donkey dicks, so it isn't good music. The only way you could truly like hip hop is if you are tone deaf or a total tard. OMFG!

But hey, to each his own........

[citdog]

Listening to hip hop has nothing to do with trying to act black. Good music is good music regardless of the creed or race. Flat brim hats? See more white baseball players with that look than any brother.

You are absolutely right, good music is good music. And hip hop sucks donkey dicks, so it isn't good music. The only way you could truly like hip hop is if you are tone deaf or a total tard. OMFG!

But hey, to each his own........

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[JohnStOnge]

Listening to hip hop has nothing to do with trying to act black. Good music is good music regardless of the creed or race. Flat brim hats? See more white baseball players with that look than any brother.

Please tell me you're not suggesting that hip hop is "good music." I don't even know if it should be classified as "music."

And I guess the flat brimmed look isn't TOO bad if people wear their hats straight. But that stuff with putting it on cockeyed and thinking that looks cool....I mean..c'mon man.

What the heck anyway. Let' face it: A baseball cap looks much better when you bend the rim.