You Wake Up Black Tomorrow...What's the First Thing You Do?

[Cap'n Cat]

Me, I look at my dick to see if it is bigger. Then, I look over at my wife and see if she's a hottie blonde chick.


You?

[Grizalltheway]

Isn't that the first thing EVERY white guy would do?

[AZGrizFan]

Isn't that the first thing EVERY white guy would do?

Nope.

I'd look over and see if my wife had turned into Rhianna.

[Bronco]

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See if I can have my nuts back

[Rob Iola]

Reach into the fridge (I'd have it by the bed) for a 40? Never too late to get the buzz working...

[grizzaholic]

Reach into the fridge (I'd have it by the bed) for a 40? Never too late to get the buzz working...

Since you are a fat white trash rube, I hope you can answer this so I don't have to bother TJ.

Shouldn't Colt 45 come in 45oz bottles and not 40oz?

[SeattleGriz]

Start driving like shit.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I would start my own hip hop record label......then go to a strip club.

[kalm]

Look up 89, Tampa, or Alpha and high five them...the cool way. Then dance.

[andy7171]

I'd mess around and score a triple double.

[kalm]

I'd mess around and score a triple double.

Damn, that too. And jump.

[Ivytalk]

Same as always. Take a dump. Shower. Shave.

[bandl]

Drink red kool-aid for bre-fast...throw away all my belts...drive to the 'ebony' section at the grocery store/pharmacy in my new Escalade and buy new shaving cream and jerry-curl gel...stop at Popeye's across the street from my apartment for lunch, but I'd only cross the street in traffic and I'd make sure to 'strut' and 'stare' back at all the people honking at me...maybe go to the movies to see the latest Marvel Comics flick, all the while talkin' and yellin' at the people in the movie....head to 7-11 and get my 40 on...beat up some ho's before heading to da club...

That'd probably be about it.

[Ivytalk]

Drink red kool-aid for bre-fast...throw away all my belts...drive to the 'ebony' section at the grocery store/pharmacy in my new Escalade and buy new shaving cream and jerry-curl gel...stop at Popeye's across the street from my apartment for lunch, but I'd only cross the street in traffic and I'd make sure to 'strut' and 'stare' back at all the people honking at me...maybe go to the movies to see the latest Marvel Comics flick, all the while talkin' and yellin' at the people in the movie....head to 7-11 and get my 40 on...beat up some ho's before heading to da club...

That'd probably be about it.

Are you channeling your inner Iverson?

[ODUsmitty]

Seriously, I'd open my own business with minority grants, sell my services preferentially to the government, and start saving less for my kids college education, as grants/schollies would be easier to obtain.

Instead of being frustrated with the system, I'd work it to my advantage. Any minority entrepreneur with a good plan can do very well for themselves given the current political environment.

[Grizalltheway]

Start driving like shit.

Black, SeaGriz, not Asian.

[grizzaholic]

Seriously, I'd open my own business with minority grants, sell my services preferentially to the government, and start saving less for my kids college education, as grants/schollies would be easier to obtain.

Instead of being frustrated with the system, I'd work it to my advantage. Any minority entrepreneur with a good plan can do very well for themselves given the current political environment.

Way to take the fun out of a thread.

[AZGrizFan]

Drink red kool-aid for bre-fast...throw away all my belts...drive to the 'ebony' section at the grocery store/pharmacy in my new Escalade and buy new shaving cream and jerry-curl gel...stop at Popeye's across the street from my apartment for lunch, but I'd only cross the street in traffic and I'd make sure to 'strut' and 'stare' back at all the people honking at me...maybe go to the movies to see the latest Marvel Comics flick, all the while talkin' and yellin' at the people in the movie....head to 7-11 and get my 40 on...beat up some ho's before heading to da club...

That'd probably be about it.

Go ahead and take the last 12 minutes off.

[Cap'n Cat]

Good stuff, boyzz!

[blueballs]

Check out muh dik...

[Cap'n Cat]

"Geezus, DeAndre, your breath smells like shit!"

[Wedgebuster]

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See if I can have my nuts back

Hmmm, camel belly button??

[bandl]

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See if I can have my nuts back

Hmmm, camel belly button??

Looks like her dick is pointing up....

[CID1990]

IM with D on this one.

First, I look in my shorts.

Second, I go out and see how fast I run the 40.

[ODUsmitty]

Seriously, I'd open my own business with minority grants, sell my services preferentially to the government, and start saving less for my kids college education, as grants/schollies would be easier to obtain.

Instead of being frustrated with the system, I'd work it to my advantage. Any minority entrepreneur with a good plan can do very well for themselves given the current political environment.

Way to take the fun out of a thread.

Then I guess I would need to watch two years of "What's Happening" reruns so I could fit in properly. Besides, that Dee on the show was worth putting a tag in her ear.