The "Please come back, Opie!" Thread

[FormerPokeCenter]

2. Rod Stewart had loads of semen pumped from his stomach in the 70's.

Add "Male Semen ingestion" to the list of things upon which you can opine dispositively. Now you're up to three...


Somehow, it comes as no great suprise that THIS is the first thing you think about when somebody mentions Rod Stewart.

Oh well, I guess you've got to go with your "strengths," such as they are.....

[citdog]

what really happened to opie in mayberry. explains a lot!


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[OpieGSU]

I'm just a silly gumshoe.
Some of you are just so damn EASY. Fish in barrel.

[houndawg]

1. a gumshoe is slang for a cop or a detective, not an attorney, you moron.
2. Rod Stewart had loads of semen pumped from his stomach in the 70's.

You are awesome!!!

You don't even know the difference between urban legends and truth?

Holy **** shitballs.

That's why I think he's a strip mall security cop going to law school by mail.

[OpieGSU]

You don't even know the difference between urban legends and truth?

Holy **** shitballs.

That's why I think he's a strip mall security cop going to law school by mail.

Yup, and you're an engineer. hahaha sure you are.

[houndawg]

That's why I think he's a strip mall security cop going to law school by mail.

Yup, and you're an engineer. hahaha sure you are.

Engineer, oboe, always capitalize Engineer.

Tough major, too tough for you.

[OpieGSU]

Yup, and you're an engineer. hahaha sure you are.

Engineer, oboe, always capitalize Engineer.

Tough major, too tough for you.

Not too tough. I'm just not partial to pocket protectors and short sleeve button downs. So I chose the law instead.

[AZGrizFan]

Engineer, oboe, always capitalize Engineer.

Tough major, too tough for you.

Not too tough. I'm just not partial to pocket protectors and short sleeve button downs. So I chose the law instead.

Yeah. He'd rather deal with drug dealers, wife beaters, drunkards and petty thiefs. You know, the real high-brow section of Baltimore.

[grizzaholic]

Engineer, oboe, always capitalize Engineer.

Tough major, too tough for you.

Not too tough. I'm just not partial to pocket protectors and short sleeve button downs. So I chose the law instead.

How very rude of you. You immediately ASSume that he wears a pocket protector and short sleeve button down shirt....when he could be driving trains. Just sayin', you might want to put some more thought into your responses.

[OpieGSU]

[....when he could be driving trains.

Now that is actually funny.

[AZGrizFan]

[....when he could be driving trains.

Now that is actually funny.

Hey, I see lots of train engineers wearing pocket protectors nowadays. It's the latest fad.

[grizzaholic]

Now that is actually funny.

Hey, I see lots of train engineers wearing pocket protectors nowadays. It's the latest fad.

3 of my friends drive trains...and button down shirts and pocket protectors are NOT in their work wardrobe.

[Grizo406]

1. a gumshoe is slang for a cop or a detective, not an attorney, you moron.
2. Rod Stewart had loads of semen pumped from his stomach in the 70's.

You are awesome!!!

You don't even know the difference between urban legends and truth?

Holy fucking shitballs.

He might have a point, Ursus!??!

#2 Seems like what happens every time ALPHA, Pols, and MrT show up for lunch on Friday's, huh?!!?

[SeattleGriz]

Thought so, fucking pussy Opie.

I would backhand you into the last century.

[OpieGSU]

Thought so, **** pussy Opie.
I would backhand you into the last century.

Jackass, you wouldn't do sh*t. You stupid out of context mother fvcker.

[grizzaholic]

Thought so, **** pussy Opie.
I would backhand you into the last century.

Jackass, you wouldn't do sh*t. You stupid out of context mother fvcker.

Irony once again.

[OpieGSU]

Jackass, you wouldn't do sh*t. You stupid out of context mother fvcker.

Irony once again.

I suggest you look up that word, tool box.

[grizzaholic]

Irony once again.

I suggest you look up that word, tool box.

So much for being above the fray, huh bub. Constant put-downs, foul language, name calling and holier than thou talk. Good for you We all wish we could be just like you.

[OpieGSU]

I suggest you look up that word, tool box.

So much for being above the fray, huh bub. Constant put-downs, foul language, name calling and holier than thou talk. Good for you We all wish we could be just like you.

Yeah, you're all a bunch of boy scouts. WTF. Everybody puts down everybody here, doucher.

[citdog]

So much for being above the fray, huh bub. Constant put-downs, foul language, name calling and holier than thou talk. Good for you We all wish we could be just like you.

I am a felching gaywad.

accuracy is essential to liberty

[AZGrizFan]

So much for being above the fray, huh bub. Constant put-downs, foul language, name calling and holier than thou talk. Good for you We all wish we could be just like you.

Yeah, you're all a bunch of boy scouts. WTF. Everybody puts down everybody here, doucher.

The difference is, we mean it with you.

[OpieGSU]

Yeah, you're all a bunch of boy scouts. WTF. Everybody puts down everybody here, doucher.

The difference is, we mean it with you.

I think you're all douchers.

[AZGrizFan]

The difference is, we mean it with you.

I think you're all douchers.

And I think you're a Thunderbird-drinkin' ambulance chaser. So there.

[houndawg]

The difference is, we mean it with you.

I think you're all douchers.

We think you're a douchee.

[FormerPokeCenter]

I think you're all douchers.

We think you're a douchee,

Touche'