The "Please come back, Opie!" Thread

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

What is the difference between a large pizza and a black man - even one who's a lawyer in a Baltimore strip mall?

























The large pizza can feed a family of four.

/end thread

[EWURanger]

I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs. I get it. This is where you guys come to make yourselves feel like you have power, because in the real world, in the 21st century, you're really just angry fat white guys, who can't stand the fact that you'll soon be in the minority in this country, and that your selfish "me-me-me" ways are no longer socially acceptable in a progressive 21st century America. So you gather up like a group of jackels, and you attack anything and anybody representing the social progress made over the past 100 years, like a pack of like-thinking, borderline retarded, mouth-frothing cavemen.
The fact is that most of you probably sit in a cubicle all day, and work for a minority boss which causes you great personal resentment. So you live out your fantasies on this messageboard where you, through your gang of like-thinking weasels, feel momentarily empowered, and escape from the real world in which you feel yourself growing increasingly powerless.
Nowhere else in your lives, but this messageboard, do you chubs experience the validation that you get from other disappointed fatbodies like yourselves agreeing with you and railing against the "evils" of blacks, hispanics, immigrants, the poor, women, gays, the government, and any other republican party-created boogey man. Yours is a Kingdom of Fear.
You fatties literally ARE the tea bagging constituency with your "don't tread on me" bumper stickers, and your chicken little the sky if falling fear-based mentality. In short, you're just pathetic. The time for fat-fingered pasties mouth breathers like you is over now, but you desperately cling to isolated eddy's of relief like you find here on this board.
So, in honor of me identifying you all as an actual minority interest group, I suggest we come up with a catchy little name for your group, much like the APR, or the ACLU, or even,the NAACP. I suggest we call you smelly fat bastards the 'NAGS'
"The No Ass-Gettin' Society"

I hear there's a meeting of the NAGS at Ryan's Buffet every week. All it takes for a quorum is that you fill up a family-size booth, which usually only requires two people given the size of most of your fat asses. Of course it goes without saying, and as is always the case with you guys, no ladies.

You don't have to pay me for coining the name. Consider it my public service to you, the NAGS.
Carry on.

Clearly, you don't see the irony in your own post.

[citdog]

all this talk of fatties and because this thread wasn't gay enough

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[CID1990]

When I logged on this morning and saw this thread jumped to 3 pages I JUST KNEW opie had to have come back.

You complete me, Opie.

[citdog]

When I logged on this morning and saw this thread jumped to 3 pages I JUST KNEW opie had to have come back.

You complete me, Opie.

back off now '90.........

[houndawg]

I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs. I get it. This is where you guys come to make yourselves feel like you have power, because in the real world, in the 21st century, you're really just angry fat white guys, who can't stand the fact that you'll soon be in the minority in this country, and that your selfish "me-me-me" ways are no longer socially acceptable in a progressive 21st century America. So you gather up like a group of jackels, and you attack anything and anybody representing the social progress made over the past 100 years, like a pack of like-thinking, borderline retarded, mouth-frothing cavemen.
The fact is that most of you probably sit in a cubicle all day, and work for a minority boss which causes you great personal resentment. So you live out your fantasies on this messageboard where you, through your gang of like-thinking weasels, feel momentarily empowered, and escape from the real world in which you feel yourself growing increasingly powerless.
Nowhere else in your lives, but this messageboard, do you chubs experience the validation that you get from other disappointed fatbodies like yourselves agreeing with you and railing against the "evils" of blacks, hispanics, immigrants, the poor, women, gays, the government, and any other republican party-created boogey man. Yours is a Kingdom of Fear.
You fatties literally ARE the tea bagging constituency with your "don't tread on me" bumper stickers, and your chicken little the sky if falling fear-based mentality. In short, you're just pathetic. The time for fat-fingered pasties mouth breathers like you is over now, but you desperately cling to isolated eddy's of relief like you find here on this board.
So, in honor of me identifying you all as an actual minority interest group, I suggest we come up with a catchy little name for your group, much like the APR, or the ACLU, or even,the NAACP. I suggest we call you smelly fat bastards the 'NAGS'
"The No Ass-Gettin' Society"

I hear there's a meeting of the NAGS at Ryan's Buffet every week. All it takes for a quorum is that you fill up a family-size booth, which usually only requires two people given the size of most of your fat asses. Of course it goes without saying, and as is always the case with you guys, no ladies.

You don't have to pay me for coining the name. Consider it my public service to you, the NAGS.
Carry on.

That has to be a record for ad hominems in one post

Also, Jackal is a racial slur against my kind. I hope you're happy

Opal is a lawyer so he can say jackal, same as how black folk get to use the "n" word.

[CID1990]

That has to be a record for ad hominems in one post

Also, Jackal is a racial slur against my kind. I hope you're happy

Opal is a lawyer so he can say jackal, same as how black folk get to use the "n" word.

That is a true statement.

[OpieGSU]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

[citdog]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

A gentleman only participates in an affaire d'honneur with his social equals.

[AZGrizFan]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

Based on your exhibited lack of understanding of the English language, are you sure you were at the right spot?

And besides, hadn't you already said you weren't coming because there were too many "cops" in that vicinity?

[OpieGSU]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

Based on your exhibited lack of understanding of the English language, are you sure you were at the right spot?

And besides, hadn't you already said you weren't coming because there were too many "cops" in that vicinity?

Wrong. I guess you assumed something you didn't know about. Hypocrite. Go fry something,fatty.

[AZGrizFan]

Based on your exhibited lack of understanding of the English language, are you sure you were at the right spot?

And besides, hadn't you already said you weren't coming because there were too many "cops" in that vicinity?

Wrong. I guess you assumed something you didn't know about. Hypocrite. Go fry something,fatty.

Well, you'd be the master of knowing about assumptions, wouldn't you?

[ChetSteadman]

Hey, AZ - toss some bacon in the pan when you're done frying up your chicken, ok?

[AZGrizFan]

Hey, AZ - toss some bacon in the pan when you're done frying up your chicken, ok?

Got it.

[CID1990]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

I'd say the burden of proof is on you as to whether YOU were even there, Nancy.

[OpieGSU]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

I'd say the burden of proof is on you as to whether YOU were even there, Nancy.

So ridiculous.

[AZGrizFan]

I'd say the burden of proof is on you as to whether YOU were even there, Nancy.

So ridiculous.

It's called "evidence". Perhaps you're familiar with that concept?

[citdog]

So ridiculous.

It's called "evidence". Perhaps you're familiar with that concept?

[OpieGSU]

So ridiculous.

It's called "evidence". Perhaps you're familiar with that concept?

Don't have to prove anything to you, douchebag. I was there, and your boy chickened out. I posted the fact that he didn't show up long before he admtted to doing so, so circumstantially, that's about as close to "proof" as your silly ass going to get. Regardless, I have no interest in trying to prove anything to you. Rather than embarass your friend anymore, I'd drop it if I were you. I've tried to do that, but you clearly have nothing better to do.
Let it go. goodnight.

[Grizalltheway]

Yeah, Opal, you're pretty qualified to speak on 'letting it go' and 'dropping it'.

[AZGrizFan]

Yeah, Opal, you're pretty qualified to speak on 'letting it go' and 'dropping it'.

And the concept of circumstantial evidence.

[CID1990]

It's called "evidence". Perhaps you're familiar with that concept?

Don't have to prove anything to you, douchebag. I was there, and your boy chickened out. I posted the fact that he didn't show up long before he admtted to doing so, so circumstantially, that's about as close to "proof" as your silly ass going to get. Regardless, I have no interest in trying to prove anything to you. Rather than embarass your friend anymore, I'd drop it if I were you. I've tried to do that, but you clearly have nothing better to do.
Let it go. goodnight.

No, you weren't.

(....and I have just as much evidence to prove as you have, which, multiplied by 50 is still zero.)

[OpieGSU]

Don't have to prove anything to you, douchebag. I was there, and your boy chickened out. I posted the fact that he didn't show up long before he admtted to doing so, so circumstantially, that's about as close to "proof" as your silly ass going to get. Regardless, I have no interest in trying to prove anything to you. Rather than embarass your friend anymore, I'd drop it if I were you. I've tried to do that, but you clearly have nothing better to do.
Let it go. goodnight.

No, you weren't.

(....and I have just as much evidence to prove as you have, which, multiplied by 50 is still zero.)

ok, moron. Believe what you want.

[CID1990]

No, you weren't.

(....and I have just as much evidence to prove as you have, which, multiplied by 50 is still zero.)

ok, moron. Believe what you want.

Thanks! I certainly will.

[grizzaholic]

No, you weren't.

(....and I have just as much evidence to prove as you have, which, multiplied by 50 is still zero.)

ok, moron. Believe what you want.

I have 23 PM's saying that you weren't.




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