Former Miss USA: TSA Agent Touched My Vadge

[CID1990]

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OK. I think people are getting off track here. I don't have a problem with a little touchy touchy. In fact, the agent who actually put her hands on this gal's cooter was doing it correctly. The one at LAX who didn't touch the goods is the one who needs re-training.

All this being said, I think the opponents of TSA procedures are barking up the wrong tree. We do not need to be concerning ourselves with HOW they do this. What we need to be concerned with is WHO they do it to. Obviously any former beauty queen is perfectly capable of stuffing at least three molotov cocktails and a crate of hand grenades up their pooty poo.

But.. why would we be searching the former Miss USA in the first place? For that matter, why would we be searching some little kid named Teddy or a blue haired grandmother from Peoria (absent information that they might actually be involved in a plot)?

If you are going to search someone, any law enforcement officer will tell you that you have to get your hands into some embarrasing places in order to do it properly. Let's keep our eyes on the ball here, folks. When TSA is searching Mustafa Mohammed and his wives (if they ever do)... I WANT them up in the vadge and around the sack.

[93henfan]

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/04/28/f ... my-vagina/

OK. I think people are getting off track here. I don't have a problem with a little touchy touchy. In fact, the agent who actually put her hands on this gal's cooter was doing it correctly. The one at LAX who didn't touch the goods is the one who needs re-training.

All this being said, I think the opponents of TSA procedures are barking up the wrong tree. We do not need to be concerning ourselves with HOW they do this. What we need to be concerned with is WHO they do it to. Obviously any former beauty queen is perfectly capable of stuffing at least three molotov cocktails and a crate of hand grenades up their pooty poo.

But.. why would we be searching the former Miss USA in the first place? For that matter, why would we be searching some little kid named Teddy or a blue haired grandmother from Peoria (absent information that they might actually be involved in a plot)?

If you are going to search someone, any law enforcement officer will tell you that you have to get your hands into some embarrasing places in order to do it properly. Let's keep our eyes on the ball here, folks. When TSA is searching Mustafa Mohammed and his wives (if they ever do)... I WANT them up in the vadge and around the sack.

+1 all around

Refresh my memory. I thought the pat down was only if you refused the full body scan. If you're worried about some touchy feely, can't you get scanned?

[DJH]

[Bronco]

[Skjellyfetti]

citadel makes their grads so unaccustomed to vagina they can't even spell vag

[houndawg]

citadel makes their grads so unaccustomed to vagina they can't even spell vag

After getting handled by that VMI cheerleader I'd suspect that them citadel boys are even less inclined toward vag than usual.

[93henfan]

citadel makes their grads so unaccustomed to vagina they can't even spell vag

You reminded me that the acronym for Volkswagen Auto Group is VAG. The computer program used to diagnose their cars is called VAG-COM.

Citdog should get a kick out of that. He loves Germans.

[CID1990]

citadel makes their grads so unaccustomed to vagina they can't even spell vag

Says the assclown who has only seen them in textbooks and when he visits the ladies room to use the squatties.