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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Dammit, Jon. My picture was better.dbackjon wrote:This is her:
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SunCoastBlueHen wrote:Dammit, Jon. My picture was better.dbackjon wrote:This is her:
But gives Sanchez way too much credit...lol
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Why the engagement ring?dbackjon wrote:This is her:

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And the cancer stick?89Hen wrote:Why the engagement ring?dbackjon wrote:This is her:
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You can take the boy out of the lettuce fields, but you can't take the lettuce fields out of the boy.

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What they say is true... if she smokes, she pokes.Grizalltheway wrote:And the cancer stick?89Hen wrote: Why the engagement ring?
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:What they say is true... if she smokes, she pokes.Grizalltheway wrote:
And the cancer stick?

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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
If she smokes she swallows.Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:What they say is true... if she smokes, she pokes.Grizalltheway wrote:
And the cancer stick?
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
I have a feeling I'm going to have a huge problem with this in 7 years, but until then...


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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
andy7171 wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to have a huge problem with this in 7 years, but until then...
This is gonna come back to haunt you...
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
One can't hurt it, and two can't get on it at the same time.dbackjon wrote:andy7171 wrote:I have a feeling I'm going to have a huge problem with this in 7 years, but until then...
This is gonna come back to haunt you...
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Gotta look older anyway possible.Grizalltheway wrote:And the cancer stick?89Hen wrote: Why the engagement ring?
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
I have videos that prove this theory very wrong.Wedgebuster wrote:One can't hurt it, and two can't get on it at the same time.dbackjon wrote:
This is gonna come back to haunt you...
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
A couple more pics




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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
So your a mid-20s guy with a lot of money, looking for a hookup and not a serious relationship, and the best you can do is a cute but not gorgeous 17-year-old? 
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
I'm pretty sure it's ONE of dozens that he could do so it's fine. Whatever his tastes are that one fit them at the time.Pwns wrote:So your a mid-20s guy with a lot of money, looking for a hookup and not a serious relationship, and the best you can do is a cute but not gorgeous 17-year-old?
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Now THIS is the kind of 17-year-old you pursue.

Well done, Mr. Berlusconi.

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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Seriously, hasn't Mark Sanchez had legal sex with someone over the past week or so - where's the thread update? 
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Maybe he's a JoJo fan?griz37 wrote:A couple more pics

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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Good call, andy!andy7171 wrote:Maybe he's a JoJo fan?griz37 wrote:A couple more pics


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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
What was a 17 yr old doing in Manhattan nightclub anyway?dbackjon wrote:As promised on Tuesday, Deadspin released the information regarding Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and his involvement with a 17 year old girl high school girl. Sanchez met her at a Manhattan nightclub Lavo on New Years Eve, approached her to chat, flirt and get her BlackBerry number. The girl said, "You know I'm 17, right."
Reportedly Sanchez said, "Well, we can still talk. But I can't see you until you're 18" to which she replied that 17 is legal in New York. She also said Sanchez gave her tickets to the Jets-Bills game on January 2nd.
They dined together at Nobu the first week of January and when asked by Deadspin if she "hooked" up with Sanchez, said "Yeah," albeit somewhat reluctantly. She said Sanchez lived on a golf course in New Jersey. When asked if she was sure it's legal in New Jersey for a girl her age to hook up with a 24-year-old man, she said, "It is. It's 16. I checked." She also took pictures of his bedroom which are posted on Deadspin for "proof" she had been there.
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Re: Mark Sanchez: Chris Hansen would like a word with you
It was probably a deal where it was after hours of serving where they let under 21's in or something like that. She had the knowledge that she was legally fuckable, and in a place where she could find some Sanchez cock so I'd have to assume she has worked this out in her head already if the situation ever arose. You don't go around and have the age of consent laws down pat in two states unless you're planning on crossing that bridgedal4018 wrote:What was a 17 yr old doing in Manhattan nightclub anyway?dbackjon wrote:As promised on Tuesday, Deadspin released the information regarding Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and his involvement with a 17 year old girl high school girl. Sanchez met her at a Manhattan nightclub Lavo on New Years Eve, approached her to chat, flirt and get her BlackBerry number. The girl said, "You know I'm 17, right."
Reportedly Sanchez said, "Well, we can still talk. But I can't see you until you're 18" to which she replied that 17 is legal in New York. She also said Sanchez gave her tickets to the Jets-Bills game on January 2nd.
They dined together at Nobu the first week of January and when asked by Deadspin if she "hooked" up with Sanchez, said "Yeah," albeit somewhat reluctantly. She said Sanchez lived on a golf course in New Jersey. When asked if she was sure it's legal in New Jersey for a girl her age to hook up with a 24-year-old man, she said, "It is. It's 16. I checked." She also took pictures of his bedroom which are posted on Deadspin for "proof" she had been there.
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