JMU vs. Twoson official thread

[bandl]

CAA Week 6 GOTW

Discuss.

Andrea, willing to put down any bets? I've got a JMU t-shirt/hat of your choice in the mix if you wanna play.

[Ivytalk]

Who is this "Twoson" of whom you speak? I prefer Threesons!

[bandl]

Who is this "Twoson" of whom you speak? I prefer Threesons!

It's a community college on the outskirts of The Wire. HBCU, I believe....

[T-Dog]

With the shitty nature of JMU's offense and how Torson State played UMass close, this could finally be the year.

It better be for andy's sake since JMU and Townson don't play in 2011.

[Dukie95]

With the shitty nature of JMU's offense and how Torson State played UMass close, this could finally be the year.

It better be for andy's sake since JMU and Townson don't play in 2011.

It's true JMU has struggled offensively, but the JMU starting defense has only given up two TDs: to VT and UD. This is a game that can be won on defense alone.

JMU 24
Towson 6

[BDKJMU]

As I posted on the CAA Week 6 Prediction Thread, JMU 31-7.

This game the last 6 years has always been the last regular season game of the season. Looking at the scores the last 6 years JMU has won this game by an avg of 27 points, about 27 at home and 27 on the road: 14, 41, 35, 10, 31, 31

[andy7171]

I'm not sure what to think of my Tigers. They played UMass solidly. If not for a dropped pass in the endzone the game woudl have been winning halfway through the fourth quarter.


Who am I kidding, we're going to lay down like we always do against you purple fuckers.

[bandl]

I'm not sure what to think of my Tigers. They played UMass solidly. If not for a dropped pass in the endzone the game woudl have been winning halfway through the fourth quarter.


Who am I kidding, we're going to lay down like we always do against you purple fuckers.

So you're not willing to put down a bet??

I'll tell you straight up right now that if Toeson wins, I'll do the following:
A) mail you a JMU t-shirt or hat of your choice
2) confess my undying admiration for the Torson football program
D) change my avatar to whatever you want it to be
4) learn how to spell your college's name
6) marry one of your daughters to my son

[andy7171]

I'm not sure what to think of my Tigers. They played UMass solidly. If not for a dropped pass in the endzone the game woudl have been winning halfway through the fourth quarter.


Who am I kidding, we're going to lay down like we always do against you purple fuckers.

So you're not willing to put down a bet??

I'll tell you straight up right now that if Toeson wins, I'll do the following:
A) mail you a JMU t-shirt or hat of your choice
2) confess my undying admiration for the Torson football program
D) change my avatar to whatever you want it to be
4) learn how to spell your college's name
6) marry one of your daughters to my son

I accept none of those bets. Towson had more of a chance beating Indiana.

[bandl]

So you're not willing to put down a bet??

I'll tell you straight up right now that if Toeson wins, I'll do the following:
A) mail you a JMU t-shirt or hat of your choice
2) confess my undying admiration for the Torson football program
D) change my avatar to whatever you want it to be
4) learn how to spell your college's name
6) marry one of your daughters to my son

I accept none of those bets. Towson had more of a chance beating Indiana.

MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW.

You know that ONE of these times it just HAS to happen. It will eventually. I hope you don't miss out on such a momentous occasion to improve your life! (I'm referring to my bet offerings, btw)

[andy7171]

What is SSAMPOA?

[Rob Iola]

Supposedly Bryant's threatening the QB again this week.

His own...

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

What is SSAMPOA?

We really cant talk about it.

[bandl]

Andrea, what if mcveryl and I both go in on the bet? Double the pleasure (no homo) for you if Towdon wins.

Hell, maybe we can even get The Joo to join in.

[Ivytalk]

Supposedly Bryant's threatening the QB again this week.

His own...

What a jackwagon!

[andy7171]

Andrea, what if mcveryl and I both go in on the bet? Double the pleasure (no homo) for you if Towdon wins.

Hell, maybe we can even get The Joo to join in.

Listen, if we win, I'll make you put up a Tucson avatar anyway. Why say "I'll bet you $20" when it would be just as easy to say "Here have $20"?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I'm taking Towson in this one. Any bets go off at 2:1 odds though and I get some points on the deal.

Yeah, that's right! I'm pretty sure of this one.

[andy7171]

I'm taking Towson in this one. Any bets go off at 2:1 odds though and I get some points on the deal.

Yeah, that's right! I'm pretty sure of this one.

Idiot.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I'm taking Towson in this one. Any bets go off at 2:1 odds though and I get some points on the deal.

Yeah, that's right! I'm pretty sure of this one.

Idiot.

You don't know that for sure.

[andy7171]

Yes I do.

[andy7171]

BTW, any of you purple f'ers coming up to the game? Stop by lot 20 for natty boh and namecalling.

[DirtyDukes]

BTW, any of you purple f'ers coming up to the game? Stop by lot 20 for natty boh and namecalling.

I'm coming, but what is the deal with the 3 hour limit to tailgating? Is it serious or can I show up earlier?

[andy7171]

BTW, any of you purple f'ers coming up to the game? Stop by lot 20 for natty boh and namecalling.

I'm coming, but what is the deal with the 3 hour limit to tailgating? Is it serious or can I show up earlier?

It's as if Towson wants to keep attendance down. It's easier to break into Fort Knox that to get into a parking lot before 4pm. Last year the F'ing police held the traffic at a stop until his watch read 4:00pm exactly. This was to the alumni and season ticket holders parking lot! I asked the guy who was first in line what the deal was. He said the guy at the barrier told him "My watch says 3:57" and that was it.

If you want to get up there early I can give you some nearby bars to hit.

[DirtyDukes]

I'm coming, but what is the deal with the 3 hour limit to tailgating? Is it serious or can I show up earlier?

It's as if Towson wants to keep attendance down. It's easier to break into Fort Knox that to get into a parking lot before 4pm. Last year the F'ing police held the traffic at a stop until his watch read 4:00pm exactly. This was to the alumni and season ticket holders parking lot! I asked the guy who was first in line what the deal was. He said the guy at the barrier told him "My watch says 3:57" and that was it.

If you want to get up there early I can give you some nearby bars to hit.

That's really, really lame.

Yeah, some CAAZone posters were talking about Bill Bateman's, is it any good?

[andy7171]

It's as if Towson wants to keep attendance down. It's easier to break into Fort Knox that to get into a parking lot before 4pm. Last year the F'ing police held the traffic at a stop until his watch read 4:00pm exactly. This was to the alumni and season ticket holders parking lot! I asked the guy who was first in line what the deal was. He said the guy at the barrier told him "My watch says 3:57" and that was it.

If you want to get up there early I can give you some nearby bars to hit.

That's really, really lame.

Yeah, some CAAZone posters were talking about Bill Bateman's, is it any good?

It's the closest. Its a sports bar too. Lots of TVs. Good wings and sandwiches.