Fertile OL Recruits

[jstclmet]

Lawrence Academy expected to have a few easy wins on its football schedule this fall, but St. George’s put up even less of a fight than anticipated.

St. George’s has withdrawn from Friday’s game against the Independent School League juggernaut, citing health concerns because of the mismatch in size between the teams’ players.

“This is strictly a safety issue,’’ said St. George’s headmaster Eric Peterson. “We are trying to keep our kids reasonably safe in a game that can be terribly exciting but has risks.’’......

...Lawrence Academy has three starting linemen who weigh 300 pounds or more — Max Ricci (6 feet 5 inches, 350 pounds), Tyler Cardoze (6-4, 335), and Ryan Welch (6-2, 300). Several league coaches have cited the Spartans’ considerable size and talent, and the defending league champs have five players committed to Division 1 colleges.

http://www.boston.com/sports/schools/fo ... n_audible/

[mcveyrl]

I'm not sure I get the thread title. Are they all having kids?

[bandl]

I have family that lives in Fertile, Minnesota (no, I have never been there and never will). This isn't about them. I'm moving on.

[AZGrizFan]

The pussification of America's youth continues.

[bandl]

The pussification of America's youth continues.

Pussies in Fertile.

[blueballs]

The pussification of America's youth continues.

Yup...

[GannonFan]

I'm not sure I get the thread title. Are they all having kids?

Seriously, I thought they were female offensive linemen.

[Trapped in CA]

I'm not sure I get the thread title. Are they all having kids?

Seriously, I thought they were female offensive linemen.

I had a female offensive "lineman" at my highschool. I think she played right guard for a couple years on the JV team. Even at 200+ pounds, she was soon out sized by the Iowa farmboys.

[mebison]

I have family that lives in Fertile, Minnesota (no, I have never been there and never will). This isn't about them. I'm moving on.

Not too far from my home. It turns out Fertile, MN is just a little past Climax, MN:

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[JayJ79]

Fertile, IA is not too far away from Manly, IA.
Alas, no Climax that I know of. (perhaps a doctor should be consulted or something)

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I have only heard of Fertile's arch rival. Putitinherbutt, IA flat out owns Fertile and terms themselves..."The antidote".