UD rolls over the tiny tots from JMU

[YoUDeeMan]

JMU's defensive 11 weighs an average of about 157lbs...soaking wet. Time to bulldoze the ants out of the way...the path to the end zone will be open for the Blue Hens. Air Devlin works his magic. The "fat boys" on Hens OL provide a slow death for the fast tiring JMU defense.

The Hens DL will push the JMU line back into Dudboy's face. Walter & Co. make at least another pick and take the JMU receivers out of the game.

Post game comments from JMU's quarterbacks (yup, they'll need their back up):

1) "You know, while I was face down on the turf, I discovered something. I never knew there were so many little rubber pellets per square inch. They taste bad, but are quite filling."
2) “OWWW! OWWWW!"

UD 31
JMU 13

[89Hen]

I'm hoping for a shutout so we don't have to hear the Looney Tunes theme song and see the kindergarten streamers.

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[00bluehen]

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If I were skilled enough, I'd mix the audio from the first with the video from the second...

[T-Dog]

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[YoUDeeMan]

Well done, T-Dog!

[00bluehen]

http://tubedubber.com/#CzVYvhnQ1fI:F9S7 ... 0:0:2:true

[Ivytalk]

http://tubedubber.com/#CzVYvhnQ1fI:F9S7 ... 0:0:2:true

"Th..th..th..that's all, folks!"

[93henfan]

The JMU fight certainly has a Looney Tunes feel, but here's the dead ringer:

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[YoUDeeMan]

Fuck You JMU...your low class team tried to win with a cheap shot. Hope your dirtbag gets his knees taken out...the guy deserves to spend the rest of his life limping around in pain and permanently unemployed.

[UD1Hens]

the guy deserves to spend the rest of his life limping around in pain and permanently unemployed.

Well if he graduates from JMU he probably won't have much of a choice.

[93henfan]

the guy deserves to spend the rest of his life limping around in pain and permanently unemployed.

Well if he graduates from JMU he probably won't have much of a choice.

Oh, I thought he was talking about visor boy.

[bluehenbillk]

The best part of the game was the lack of streamers that got thrown, that's what happens when our D rolls into town. Too bad the schedule makers have the game down there again next year, DJ Bryant coming to the Tub would be a scene out of the old Veterans Stadium days. Well, here's hoping JMU can make it that far in the playoffs to have to make a trip to Newark....