Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's

[Ivytalk]

1. A rock
2. Paper
3. Scissors
4. Used condom
5. New condom
6. A toadstool
7. Algae
8. Rocky Mountain Oysters
9. Real oysters
10. Penn BB Player

[dbackjon]

I thought you liked Penn and hated Teller.

[Ivytalk]

I thought you liked Penn and hated Teller.

Nope. I despise UPenn and Sean Penn equally!

[dbackjon]

What about Chris Penn?

Penn Station?

[Ivytalk]

What about Chris Penn?

Penn Station?

Those Penns are just fine. Also William Penn and my HS classmate Sam Penn.

[green&gold75]

I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?

[Ivytalk]

I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?

I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers. So far, no dice.

[green&gold75]

I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?

I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers. So far, no dice.

What if they can't read?

[CitadelGrad]

I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?

That's how they do it at Yale.

[Grizalltheway]

I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?

Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.

[Ivytalk]

I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?

Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.

I have a good Harvard friend from Missoula who introduced me to Lucky Lager!

Great guy...he's a lawyer in Seattle now.

[Ivytalk]

I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers. So far, no dice.

What if they can't read?

Good point!

[appmaj]

What do you have against tennis balls?

[Rob Iola]

4. Used condom

By an Iowagiean?

[BlueHen86]

1. A rock
2. Paper
3. Scissors
4. Used condom
5. New condom
6. A toadstool
7. Algae
8. Rocky Mountain Oysters
9. Real oysters
10. Penn BB Player

That can't be right. Rock never beats Paper.

[Ivytalk]

1. A rock
2. Paper
3. Scissors
4. Used condom
5. New condom
6. A toadstool
7. Algae
8. Rocky Mountain Oysters
9. Real oysters
10. Penn BB Player

That can't be right. Rock never beats Paper.

On further review, the used condom beats 'em all!

[LeadBolt]

I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers. So far, no dice.

What if they can't read?

Perhaps a smack column is not the best place to lure pacifist Quakers...just a thought

[Ivytalk]

Here's the essay topic that stumped the incoming Penn FB freshman class: "Anthracite or bituminous? Discuss."

[The Laughing Quaker]

[AZGrizFan]

What about Chris Penn?

Penn Station?

Those Penns are just fine. Also William Penn and my HS classmate Sam Penn.

Chris Penn is hardly fine.


He's DEAD.

[AZGrizFan]

I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?

Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.

Much like Villanova graduates, they're probably unaware they even PLAY football...

[Grizalltheway]

Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.

Much like Villanova graduates, they're probably unaware they even PLAY football...

Most likely.

[Ivytalk]

Very good, Laughing Douche.

[S F State Gaters]

Ivy vs. Ivy is always fun. we need more of this.

Dartmouth coeds play more pong than at any other Ivy. Discuss.