CS/eGriz Fantasy Baseball

[clenz]

For having the team I do I'm not putting any points up. How the fuck is this thing scored?

[AZGrizFan]

For having the team I do I'm not putting any points up. How the fuck is this thing scored?

Just like every other roto league in America. It ain't rocket science.

[Willie]

I'm kind of wondering the same. One team jumped up 15 some points when their team batted 1 fucking 175, yet my team hit .333 yesterday with 3 HRs and 11 RBIs...pitched 22 innings with 13 Ks and a 3.27 ERA and I only move up a few measly points. WTF?

[ASUMountaineer]

Ahem.....



Standings

1 AZ GrizFan 58 +11.5
2 ASU Mountaineer 51 -12.5
3 Team Mann 49.5 -2.5
4 ToThe Left 48 +0
5 Spaceballs T... 46.5 +0
6 Drunken Slugger 46 -3
7 Montana Willie 36.5 +6
8 c lenz 24.5 +0.5
Updated Monday, April 12

Nice jump, Tom. It's going to be a [long] interesting season.

[ToTheLeft]

I feel good about my situation. I look great in steals, and my pitching Achilles heel (Saves) will come around since I have 5 starting closers on my team. My batting issue (HR's) will come around, too, Ryan Howard and Evan Longoria can catch me up in that category in one day.

However, at this point in the year, we should remember everyone but clenz can win.

[clenz]

I feel good about my situation. I look great in steals, and my pitching Achilles heel (Saves) will come around since I have 5 starting closers on my team. My batting issue (HR's) will come around, too, Ryan Howard and Evan Longoria can catch me up in that category in one day.

However, at this point in the year, we should remember everyone but clenz can win.

My team is fucked.


Teixeira is hitting .111 with no HR and 3 RBI's. Utley, Sandoval, Prado, and Franklin Gutierrez are my only offensive players worth a damn right now. Morales started slow, but seems to be coming on, hitting .290 with a couple jacks and RBI's. Yadier, Tex, Tulo, Carlos Lee, Adam Jones, Johnny Damon, Denard Span, James Loney, Brandon Phillips, Nate Mclouth and Yunel Escobar can suck a fat one right now though.


Between my 5 starting pitchers I have 4 wins, 2 from Buehrle and 2 from Hamels.


Fucking Javier Vazquez has a 12.8 ERA and Jiar Jurgens is right there with him at 8.something.

[Willie]

Jeesus ASUMountaineer, you went from the top to the bottom in a hurry.

[Willie]

I made another jump again today, caught back up to you fokkers.

1 AZ GrizFan 59
2 ToThe Left 53
3 Montana Willie 51
4 Team Mann 48
5 Drunken Slugger 44
6 Spaceballs TheFantasyTeam 41
7 ASU Mountaineer 39
8 TC Panther 25

[ASUMountaineer]

Jeesus ASUMountaineer, you went from the top to the bottom in a hurry.

I know. My team is sucking. I've got to make some changes, luckily Clenz is sucking worse.

[AZGrizFan]

1 AZ GrizFan.........64....+4
2 Montana Willie....52.5..+2.5
2 ToThe Left........52.5..+2.5
4 Team Mann........45.5..-5
5 ASU Mountaineer.40....-3.5
6 Drunken Slugger..39.5..-1
7 Spaceballs T......38....-3.5
8 TC Panther.......28.....+4

Updated Wednesday, April 21

[clenz]

I've crawled to within 10 points of not being in last. It would be nice if my line up would start producing.

[AZGrizFan]

I've crawled to within 10 points of not being in last. It would be nice if my line up would start producing.

My team is a fucking JUGGERNAUT (at least right now... )

[Willie]

I've crawled to within 10 points of not being in last. It would be nice if my line up would start producing.

My team is a fucking JUGGERNAUT (at least right now... )

I went from 32 pts last Saturday to 52.5...while your team is doing well, mine was better through that stretch

Just take a look at my pitching staff, if they even pitch half-assed all season, I will catch you.

[AZGrizFan]

My team is a fucking JUGGERNAUT (at least right now... )

I went from 32 pts last Saturday to 52.5...while your team is doing well, mine was better through that stretch

Just take a look at my pitching staff, if they even pitch half-assed all season, I will catch you.

You need to check the stats from last week. I beat you in almost every category.

[Willie]

Big whoop, I jumped 5 spots and over 20 pts. I will catch you, not a matter of if.

[AZGrizFan]

I went from 32 pts last Saturday to 52.5...while your team is doing well, mine was better through that stretch

Just take a look at my pitching staff, if they even pitch half-assed all season, I will catch you.

You need to check the stats from last week. I beat you in almost every category.

Here you go, Mr. "I will catch you":

My stat line including Sunday 4/11 to yesterday, 4/20:

73 R, 19 HR, 77 RBI, 5 SB, .253 BA, 74 SO, 11 W, 6 S, 2.08 ERA, 1.08 WHIP

Your stat line:

72 R, 13 HR, 66 RBI, 10 SB, .269 BA, 75 SO, 9 W, 3 S, 2.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Catch me, my ass. You lost ground to me in 7 of the 10 categories, and 1 (K's) was a wash.

[Willie]

There's over 140 games left phuker.

And this is as of right now:

1 AZ GrizFan 61.5 -2.5
2 Montana Willie 54.5 +2

[AZGrizFan]

There's over 140 games left phuker.

And this is as of right now:

1 AZ GrizFan 61.5 -2.5
2 Montana Willie 54.5 +2

Getting desperate by quoting "intra-day" standings?

OK...now it's 62 to 54.5 and I've got FOUR starters going today. Watch me BLOW by 3 guys and into first place in SO's as well by the end of today.

[Willie]

I'm not desperate. I'm just telling you, I will catch and pass you at some point this season with pitchers and hitters I have. Just took a few games to get rolling.

[AZGrizFan]

Josh Beckett SUCKS. Big fat donkey balls.

[Willie]

I don't have Josh Beckett.

Roy Halladay, Phi SP
Zack Greinke, KC SP
Justin Verlander, Det SP
Mariano Rivera, NYY RP
A.J. Burnett, NYY SP
Fancisco Liriano, MIN SP
Barry Zito, SF SP
Kevin Slowey, Min SP
Andy Pettitte, NYY SP

[clenz]

Oh yeah...I'm kicking all of your fucking asses in saves

[AZGrizFan]

I don't have Josh Beckett.

Roy Halladay, Phi SP
Zack Greinke, KC SP
Justin Verlander, Det SP
Mariano Rivera, NYY RP
A.J. Burnett, NYY SP
Fancisco Liriano, MIN SP
Barry Zito, SF SP
Kevin Slowey, Min SP
Andy Pettitte, NYY SP

I know. I DO. And he's gettin' lit up tonight. AGAIN.

[Willie]

Good

[Willie]

Told you AZ

1 AZ GrizFan 63 -1
2 Montana Willie 60 +7.5
3 ToThe Left 48 -4.5
4 Drunken Slugger 47 +7.5
5 Team Mann 41.5 -4
6 Spaceballs T... 37.5 -0.5
7 ASU Mountaineer 35.5 -4.5
8 TC Panther 27.5 -0.5