Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
Those gays sure hold a lot of sway over horny conservative Republicans! Must be those mind powers that we always hear about......they say that one glance into their eyes will turn you queer lickety split!

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kalm wrote:The Republican Party needs some sort of gay amnesty program before they all get caught.
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
Freudian slip there Jeff????mainejeff wrote:Those gays sure hold a lot of sway over horny conservative Republicans! Must be those mind powers that we always hear about......they say that one glance into their eyes will turn you queer lickety split!
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
At least the Senator did not have the guy in the car tied up in leather.UNHWildCats wrote: A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained.
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
LOL the hits just don't stop.
Latest report is saying Ashburn claims to have been drunk before stepping into the gay club which he that was a straight bar. All he wanted was an iced tea, but they gave him a long island iced tea which made him more drunk! On his way out the door, he spotted a nubile young boy. Ashburn didn't want him to succumb to the evil gay agenda, so he offered to give the young kid a ride home.
Latest report is saying Ashburn claims to have been drunk before stepping into the gay club which he that was a straight bar. All he wanted was an iced tea, but they gave him a long island iced tea which made him more drunk! On his way out the door, he spotted a nubile young boy. Ashburn didn't want him to succumb to the evil gay agenda, so he offered to give the young kid a ride home.
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
RobsPics wrote:LOL the hits just don't stop.
Latest report is saying Ashburn claims to have been drunk before stepping into the gay club which he that was a straight bar. All he wanted was an iced tea, but they gave him a long island iced tea which made him more drunk! On his way out the door, he spotted a nubile young boy. Ashburn didn't want him to succumb to the evil gay agenda, so he offered to give the young kid a ride home.
Perfectly understandable. Could happen to anyone anytime.
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I see zero flaws is in that story.RobsPics wrote:LOL the hits just don't stop.
Latest report is saying Ashburn claims to have been drunk before stepping into the gay club which he that was a straight bar. All he wanted was an iced tea, but they gave him a long island iced tea which made him more drunk! On his way out the door, he spotted a nubile young boy. Ashburn didn't want him to succumb to the evil gay agenda, so he offered to give the young kid a ride home.
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Of course not. Perfectly understandable; hell, I've had alcohol slipped into my drinks at bars, too.clenz wrote:I see zero flaws is in that story.RobsPics wrote:LOL the hits just don't stop.
Latest report is saying Ashburn claims to have been drunk before stepping into the gay club which he that was a straight bar. All he wanted was an iced tea, but they gave him a long island iced tea which made him more drunk! On his way out the door, he spotted a nubile young boy. Ashburn didn't want him to succumb to the evil gay agenda, so he offered to give the young kid a ride home.
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Who hasn't...houndawg wrote:Of course not. Perfectly understandable; hell, I've had alcohol slipped into my drinks at bars, too.clenz wrote: I see zero flaws is in that story.
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
Who orders a tea at a bar and expects anything other than a Long Island Tea? I can see him getting one, but how does he not notice the drink doesn't taste like an iced tea? 
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He was more concerned with seeing to getting his male companion from the gay bar home safely.bobbythekidd wrote:Who orders a tea at a bar and expects anything other than a Long Island Tea? I can see him getting one, but how does he not notice the drink doesn't taste like an iced tea?
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
Perhaps the long island temporarily turned him gay?bobbythekidd wrote:Who orders a tea at a bar and expects anything other than a Long Island Tea? I can see him getting one, but how does he not notice the drink doesn't taste like an iced tea?
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
One Long Island does not give you that type of BAC
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Depends on the medication you are on. When TBH was on allergy pills, some other stuff all it would take is a Mikes Hard Lemonade and she was GONEdbackjon wrote:One Long Island does not give you that type of BAC
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Well maybe not, but he did admit that he had already been drinking and was at the bar to sober up a bit. So with the BAC he already had plus the Long Island his BAC makes sense. The question about weather onot the Drink turned him temporarily gay still hasn't been answered.dbackjon wrote:One Long Island does not give you that type of BAC
You have always said straight men were a 6 pack away from being gay, sooooo?
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If he had already been drinking, then maybe.bobbythekidd wrote:Well maybe not, but he did admit that he had already been drinking and was at the bar to sober up a bit. So with the BAC he already had plus the Long Island his BAC makes sense. The question about weather onot the Drink turned him temporarily gay still hasn't been answered.dbackjon wrote:One Long Island does not give you that type of BAC
You have always said straight men were a 6 pack away from being gay, sooooo?
A six pack might make you receptive to getting head. But if you are straight, all the drinks in the world is going to get you to actively seek out and pick up some little twink...
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Nothing like going to a bar to sober upbobbythekidd wrote:Well maybe not, but he did admit that he had already been drinking and was at the bar to sober up a bit. So with the BAC he already had plus the Long Island his BAC makes sense. The question about weather onot the Drink turned him temporarily gay still hasn't been answered.dbackjon wrote:One Long Island does not give you that type of BAC
You have always said straight men were a 6 pack away from being gay, sooooo?
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
bobbythekidd wrote:Well maybe not, but he did admit that he had already been drinking and was at the bar to sober up a bit. So with the BAC he already had plus the Long Island his BAC makes sense. The question about weather onot the Drink turned him temporarily gay still hasn't been answered.dbackjon wrote:One Long Island does not give you that type of BAC
You have always said straight men were a 6 pack away from being gay, sooooo?
I've had quite a bit more than a 6 pack more than a couple of times and my beer goggles have never been that bad.
Ashburn is making a fool of himself...c'mon! Straighten up and tell the truth (or perhaps that is a conflict
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Quit stalking me.D1B wrote:mainejeff wrote:
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
But they told me down on Van Buren St. that if I was GETTING head from a twink it wasn't "gay"???dbackjon wrote:If he had already been drinking, then maybe.bobbythekidd wrote:
Well maybe not, but he did admit that he had already been drinking and was at the bar to sober up a bit. So with the BAC he already had plus the Long Island his BAC makes sense. The question about weather onot the Drink turned him temporarily gay still hasn't been answered.
You have always said straight men were a 6 pack away from being gay, sooooo?
A six pack might make you receptive to getting head. But if you are straight, all the drinks in the world is going to get you to actively seek out and pick up some little twink...
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all men love getting head. Source of head is immaterial.AZGrizFan wrote:But they told me down on Van Buren St. that if I was GETTING head from a twink it wasn't "gay"???dbackjon wrote:
If he had already been drinking, then maybe.
A six pack might make you receptive to getting head. But if you are straight, all the drinks in the world is going to get you to actively seek out and pick up some little twink...![]()
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The thing is.......closeted gay men are gonna have to realize that there is no place for them in the Republican Party.......especially once they are exposed. They can try and dance the dance all that they want but eventually their libido will catch up to them it will all end in an ugly and VERY public mess.

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Ok. If the idea is that he was in a homosexual bar being a homosexual he obviously doesn't hate homosexuals. And this thing of calling opposing legislation favored by the homosexual lobby as opposing "rights" really needs to stop. Opposing the idea of recognizing out of state homosexual marriages, for example, is not opposing any rights.
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Re: Gay Hating State Sen Busted For DUI After Leaving Gay Bar
That, my friend, is a misconception on your part. Even leaving homosexuality aside. Immaterial?dbackjon wrote: Source of head is immaterial.
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