I bet his kid makes him listen to crappy scream-o music the whole way up and then Z gets all indignant and righteous about how they don't make music like they used to and that kids these day are a bunch of soft, whiny bitches. Z's kid then makes this remark " " to whch Z senior replies with something about: "Boy, back in my day... my daddy woulda taken me out behind the tool shed and beat me with a tire iron if I ever rolled my eyes at him. Sissification is what it is... suckin off your mothers teat for to long... I told her, but she kept coddling you. Now look at you, fingernail painted like a friggin preteen girl. The Navy would do you some good, boy."
To which Z's kid replies: "YOU NEVER LOVED ME DAD!"
Z is taken aback, shocked that his son... his own blood feels this way about him. He starts to cry like DBackJon when he finds out McDonalds stopped selling the rib-wich, again. Z's kid, engulfed with emotion, tears streaking down his face, smearing his mascara and eyeliner reaches out to his father. Father and son embrace each other like two menopausal women watching "Beaches." They pull into the next road side diner and have a stack of flap jacks and laugh about the whole thing.
Were you in the car with us on the way to the airport? Everything but the "flapjacks" part has already happened.
"Ah fuck. You are right." KYJelly, 11/6/12
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." Barack Obama, 9/25/12
No can do tonight. Got the young'un with me....gonna head out to the homestead for the evening and be back bright and early for tailgating tomorrow morning.
"Ah fuck. You are right." KYJelly, 11/6/12
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." Barack Obama, 9/25/12
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I missed this thread entirely last week. Here are the links to the tailgates again if you are gonna come to the game then stop by and meet up with us:
Grizo406 wrote:I'm certainly looking forward to havin' a few beers with you! I'm sure Pols, Ursus, and GATW are too!
Hopefully, Ursus will stick around and have more than one beer...this time!
If that dickhead, Pols, shows up...it'll be a miracle! ALPHA will be more than a suitable substitute!
Safe travels!
Fuck you. we were partying it up all last night where was you're worn out ass?
“We didn’t have a man or woman in the drone,” Trump explained to a confused America. “We had nobody in the drone. It would have made a big difference, let me tell you. It would have made a big, big difference.” Mexico will pay for the wall THE MOON IS PART OF MARS
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I missed this thread entirely last week. Here are the links to the tailgates again if you are gonna come to the game then stop by and meet up with us:
Alright....got the locations committed to memory. We should be arriving about 10:30.
Ewe do know the game starts at noon? We will be leaving in about 10 min and arriving in about 15. Get yer ass moving son.
“We didn’t have a man or woman in the drone,” Trump explained to a confused America. “We had nobody in the drone. It would have made a big difference, let me tell you. It would have made a big, big difference.” Mexico will pay for the wall THE MOON IS PART OF MARS
" to whch Z senior replies with something about: "Boy, back in my day... my daddy woulda taken me out behind the tool shed and beat me with a tire iron if I ever rolled my eyes at him. Sissification is what it is... suckin off your mothers teat for to long... I told her, but she kept coddling you. Now look at you, fingernail painted like a friggin preteen girl. The Navy would do you some good, boy."
