Hauck/Kaimin spat boils over into blogosphere

[bench]

Good news, Montana fans — your school is prominently featured on one of the more popular sports blogs on the internet. The bad news? The post deals with the recent controversy between your coach and your college's student newspaper, and the author calls your coach "a gaping vagina of the highest order":

It started when the Kaimin, UM's student paper, published an investigation on an alleged assault by two players. Coach Bobby Hauck, a gaping vagina of the highest order, made his displeasure known in his press conferences.

...More recently, a player told a reporter that he wasn't allowed to talk to the Kaimin staff, a directive that supposedly came down from Hauck.

Faced with this stonewalling, the paper did what they had to do. For the homecoming Gameday publication, which usually profiles a Grizzly player, they ran a feature on a coach for the opposing Cal Poly.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Good for the Kaimin.

Good for Hauck.

This ain't much of a controversy around here as far as I can see. Making the blogospere don't mean shit to me and the author seems to be a very sharp wit about it with his balanced portrayal of what happened.

I'm friends with a reporter at the Missoulian and he has trouble with Hauck as well as he doesn't respond well to being drilled repeatedly when he feels he has covered a topic. The Kaimin got the same treatment they were giving and now they are both just pissing on each other.

Since you can say or call someone anything you want with little or no repercussions and not knowing them on the net I would like to put forth that Barry is a pinksock licking felchmaster of man ass of the highest order.

See it's really easy.

[Rob Iola]

Sounds like an insult to gaping vaginas everywhere - I hear there are a bunch of upset sheep in Missoula...

[ChetSteadman]

Sounds like an insult to gaping vaginas everywhere - I hear there are a bunch of upset sheep in Missoula...

There's a lot of upset goats in Statesboro, too.

[citdog]

son of a bitch author quoted me with out giving me credit! i am SURE i have called cleets, or SOMEONE, a "gaping vagina of the highest order" here or on ags.

[houndawg]

son of a bitch author quoted me with out giving me credit! i am SURE i have called cleets, or SOMEONE, a "gaping vagina of the highest order" here or on ags.

Nah, you're more the "throbbing schmeckle " type.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I'm fairly sure I've seen Citdog use the gaping vag of the highest order on a couple of occasions along with a relentless barrage of assorted schmeckle lines.

[Appaholic]

I'm fairly sure I've seen Citdog use the gaping vag of the highest order on a couple of occasions along with a relentless barrage of assorted schmeckle lines.

Yep....think it was to PFL....or UNH....(are they the same?)....

[Benne]

Good news, Montana fans — your school is prominently featured on one of the more popular sports blogs on the internet. The bad news? The post deals with the recent controversy between your coach and your college's student newspaper, and the author calls your coach "a gaping vagina of the highest order":

It started when the Kaimin, UM's student paper, published an investigation on an alleged assault by two players. Coach Bobby Hauck, a gaping vagina of the highest order, made his displeasure known in his press conferences.

...More recently, a player told a reporter that he wasn't allowed to talk to the Kaimin staff, a directive that supposedly came down from Hauck.

Faced with this stonewalling, the paper did what they had to do. For the homecoming Gameday publication, which usually profiles a Grizzly player, they ran a feature on a coach for the opposing Cal Poly.

And now it's spilled over onto Forde's ESPN column http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/ ... ortCat=ncf

[Appaholic]

Good news, Montana fans — your school is prominently featured on one of the more popular sports blogs on the internet. The bad news? The post deals with the recent controversy between your coach and your college's student newspaper, and the author calls your coach "a gaping vagina of the highest order":

And now it's spilled over onto Forde's ESPN column http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/ ... ortCat=ncf

Ouch!...BUM of the year so far.....not the press you want....but better than your DB shooting someone or OL getting (another) DUI......

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

One of the best things about Hauck is that he doesn't give a shit what others think about how he handles his business. To me that's a pretty admirable quality in this day.

He's a terrible man and these poooor little journalism students should be coddled.

[grizzaholic]

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[JALMOND]

I always thought Vagina was the capital of Saskatchewan.

[GOKATS]

"Baby" Hauck is an arrogant asshole who is showing the maturity of a five year old in this whole matter. Cub reporters for a college newspaper are making him look the fool in a big way. I think he's pretty much burned his chances of moving up as a head coach due to his players off the field problems and bringing attention to himself like this petty shit will only hurt him, not the college reporters who are sitting back laughing their asses off about the whole situation.

[AZGrizFan]

"Baby" Hauck is an arrogant asshole who is showing the maturity of a five year old in this whole matter. Cub reporters for a college newspaper are making him look the fool in a big way. I think he's pretty much burned his chances of moving up as a head coach due to his players off the field problems and bringing attention to himself like this petty shit will only hurt him, not the college reporters who are sitting back laughing their asses off about the whole situation.

While I will disagree with you on Bobby's chances of moving up (Rick Neuheisel has proven that ANYTHING is possible), I will agree on one thing: the reporters are laughing their collective ASSES off.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

"Baby" Hauck is an arrogant asshole who is showing the maturity of a five year old in this whole matter. Cub reporters for a college newspaper are making him look the fool in a big way. I think he's pretty much burned his chances of moving up as a head coach due to his players off the field problems and bringing attention to himself like this petty shit will only hurt him, not the college reporters who are sitting back laughing their asses off about the whole situation.

It's odd that you would have that take. It's a really big deal and we should continue to try and turn this mole hill into a mountain. You better hope that either Hauck moves on or Ash does.

[GrizFanStuckInUtah]

Man, the gay on ESPN must not have read the story or tried to get much info on it. He must be looking for reporters from the Cryman to fill his staff because they are about the same level on their reporting. The students being picked on, lmao!

That is classic, makes me like Hauck even more.

[bandl]

I know who Hauck is; seen him quite a few times on TV in the playoffs. But who the hell is Kaiman?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I know who Hauck is; seen him quite a few times on TV in the playoffs. But who the hell is Kaiman?

It's a bunch of whiny little bitches from the school newspaper that got their respective noses bloodied by Hauck because at a press conference earlier this year one of them kept asking the same question repeatedly and then Hauck said that he had answered the question "four fucking times" and was done with it.

He brought out his inner Bill Parcells and they were offended by his audacity on the subject. I gotta say, it makes me like him more as well.

[AZGrizFan]

I know who Hauck is; seen him quite a few times on TV in the playoffs. But who the hell is Kaiman?

It's a bunch of whiny little bitches from the school newspaper that got their respective noses bloodied by Hauck because at a press conference earlier this year one of them kept asking the same question repeatedly and then Hauck said that he had answered the question "four fucking times" and was done with it.

He brought out his inner Bill Parcells and they were offended by his audacity on the subject. I gotta say, it makes me like him more as well.

that was pretty fuckin' funny.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

It's a bunch of whiny little bitches from the school newspaper that got their respective noses bloodied by Hauck because at a press conference earlier this year one of them kept asking the same question repeatedly and then Hauck said that he had answered the question "four fucking times" and was done with it.

He brought out his inner Bill Parcells and they were offended by his audacity on the subject. I gotta say, it makes me like him more as well.

that was pretty fuckin' funny.

No shit man. I always prefer to know where a guy stands rather than one that thinks he has to be PC and make sure he looks good to the unwashed masses of gaping vagina's of high order.

[GOKATS]

I know who Hauck is; seen him quite a few times on TV in the playoffs. But who the hell is Kaiman?

It's a bunch of whiny little bitches from the school newspaper that got their respective noses bloodied by Hauck because at a press conference earlier this year one of them kept asking the same question repeatedly and then Hauck said that he had answered the question "four fucking times" and was done with it.

He brought out his inner Bill Parcells and they were offended by his audacity on the subject. I gotta say, it makes me like him more as well.

The irony is that those whiny little bitches from the school paper have made Hauck look like the most immature asshole coach to ever hit collegiate head coaching. He can continue being a prick, which will only hurt him down the road (it sure as fuck won't have any negative effect on those college reporters), or he can do a little fence mending and let the issue go away. I'd recommend the latter, but I think he's a POS as a person anyway and don't expect him to change.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

It's a bunch of whiny little bitches from the school newspaper that got their respective noses bloodied by Hauck because at a press conference earlier this year one of them kept asking the same question repeatedly and then Hauck said that he had answered the question "four fucking times" and was done with it.

He brought out his inner Bill Parcells and they were offended by his audacity on the subject. I gotta say, it makes me like him more as well.

The irony is that those whiny little bitches from the school paper have made Hauck look like the most immature asshole coach to ever hit collegiate head coaching. He can continue being a prick, which will only hurt him down the road (it sure as fuck won't have any negative effect on those college reporters), or he can do a little fence mending and let the issue go away. I'd recommend the latter, but I think he's a POS as a person anyway and don't expect him to change.

Oh yes of course this is gonna do a lot of harm to him.

I'm sure he gives a shit that some bloggers picked up a story and it's big fuckin' news. Again I say

You think he's a POS...good for you.

You seemed so Grizcentric previous to this so I'm glad to see you play it both ways. If he looks bad to some because he told a bunch of whiny bitches to go fuck themselves then so be it. He did what most guys I know to be a little less on the effeminate side would have done in the same situation so as I said, I can respect that.

I don't think this is gonna be the big deal career killer that you profess it to be. Good luck with though.

[native]

Man, the gay on ESPN must not have read the story or tried to get much info on it. He must be looking for reporters from the Cryman to fill his staff because they are about the same level on their reporting. The students being picked on, lmao!

That is classic, makes me like Hauck even more.

Forde also hates Mike Gundy. 'Nuff said.

[GOKATS]

The irony is that those whiny little bitches from the school paper have made Hauck look like the most immature asshole coach to ever hit collegiate head coaching. He can continue being a prick, which will only hurt him down the road (it sure as fuck won't have any negative effect on those college reporters), or he can do a little fence mending and let the issue go away. I'd recommend the latter, but I think he's a POS as a person anyway and don't expect him to change.

Oh yes of course this is gonna do a lot of harm to him.

I'm sure he gives a shit that some bloggers picked up a story and it's big fuckin' news. Again I say

You think he's a POS...good for you.

You seemed so Grizcentric previous to this so I'm glad to see you play it both ways. If he looks bad to some because he told a bunch of whiny bitches to go fuck themselves then so be it. He did what most guys I know to be a little less on the effeminate side would have done in the same situation so as I said, I can respect that.

I don't think this is gonna be the big deal career killer that you profess it to be. Good luck with though.

Sorry I gave the impression that I was grizcentric. I have nothing against the griz players and until Hack I had some good respect for griz FB coaches. I hate the fucking griz because of bandwagon arrogant asshole fans. Granted that's a generalization, I have several friends who are lifelong griz fans, and I can enjoy a cold one with just about anyone. At the same time, I will never ever root for the griz no matter who they're playing. FTG!!!

Sort of back on topic, Hack is only making himself look like a petty asshole to the sports world as this 'soap' garners more and more national press. If you think Hack is advancing his career with his childish bullshit behavior good luck.