2009 Pre-season FCS All White Team

[ChetSteadman]

There's a Hispanic running back at my old high school who has been getting some FCS looks, but nothing in stone yet. I've never seen him play but have heard he's one helluva runner.

[BCatSymph]

Can we do an all Hispanic team? We have 2 QBs and a TE I can throw at ya.

Come on, help me fill this in - just copy, paste and add

OFFENSE
QB - Alvaro Garcia - Texas State
RB -
FB -
TE - Garrett Vavala - Texas State
OL -
OL -
OL -
OL -
WR - Justin Rodriguez - University of Delaware
WR -
C -
K -



DEFENSE
DL -
DL -
DL -
DL -
LB -
LB -
S -
DB -
DB -
DB -
DB -
KR -
P -

$Mishak Rivas - WR and or RB (from his HS days)...

$- denotes a blaxican possibly (not sure if he's part black or not) but will do anything for money

[CatMom]

I wasn't sure either. why I didn't add him. But surely there are others out there.come on folks

[BCatSymph]

I wasn't sure either. why I didn't add him. But surely there are others out there.come on folks

Actually I'm pretty sure 'Shak is all Mexican, was just being a bit of an ass since most HS athletes from the Valley don't get to play much college ball unless they go to DII/III schools. We've got lotsa speed (have to run from the Border Patrol) but lack the size. Being small and shifty has its advantages though.

[CatMom]

I wasn't sure either. why I didn't add him. But surely there are others out there.come on folks

Actually I'm pretty sure 'Shak is all Mexican, was just being a bit of an ass since most HS athletes from the Valley don't get to play much college ball unless they go to DII/III schools. We've got lotsa speed (have to run from the Border Patrol) but lack the size. Being small and shifty has its advantages though.

I know. I was dumbfounded at the Football Banquet when he went up on stage for awards. He's what? 5'7"??

[BCatSymph]

Actually I'm pretty sure 'Shak is all Mexican, was just being a bit of an ass since most HS athletes from the Valley don't get to play much college ball unless they go to DII/III schools. We've got lotsa speed (have to run from the Border Patrol) but lack the size. Being small and shifty has its advantages though.

I know. I was dumbfounded at the Football Banquet when he went up on stage for awards. He's what? 5'7"??

In heels

[Cap'n Cat]

In heels

Now you're talkin' The Cap'ns language.

[BCatSymph]

In heels

Now you're talkin' The Cap'ns language.

Didn't know men in heels got your engine running, but in that case:

[CatMom]

Which one's you BCat????

[BCatSymph]

Which one's you BCat????

I'm the guy sniffing out men-in-heels photos for Cap'n on Google. But if you must know, I'm the guy off camera yaking in the nearest trash can.

[Ivytalk]

Some of the players' actual names are hilarious, too!

Trent "the Lever" Fulcrum

Phil "Squid" Calimari

[mass fan]

Heck, you could just put the whole Montana Grizzlies on that.

[Grizalltheway]

Heck, you could just put the whole Montana Grizzlies on that.

Lick my taint, will ya?

[mass fan]

Heck, you could just put the whole Montana Grizzlies on that.

Lick my taint, will ya?

Like I always say, The Griz are to fat, to slow, and to white.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Lick my taint, will ya?

Like I always say, The Griz are to fat, to slow, and to white.

You say that a lot while watching us in the playoffs don't ya? You guys get there once in a while though so that's nice for you. Heck you even beat us once but I sure as the hell wouldn't trade history with you guys.

[mass fan]

Like I always say, The Griz are to fat, to slow, and to white.

You say that a lot while watching us in the playoffs don't ya? You guys get there once in a while though so that's nice for you. Heck you even beat us once but I sure as the hell wouldn't trade history with you guys.

We play in the CAA, you play in the big fluff, nuff said. And you never play up.

[Grizalltheway]

You say that a lot while watching us in the playoffs don't ya? You guys get there once in a while though so that's nice for you. Heck you even beat us once but I sure as the hell wouldn't trade history with you guys.

We play in the CAA, you play in the big fluff, nuff said. And you never play up.

You were touched by your priest as a child, weren't you?

[mass fan]

We play in the CAA, you play in the big fluff, nuff said. And you never play up.

You were touched by your priest as a child, weren't you?

Take it easy there, takes it all the way.This is the smack board if you can't handle it there is another board.

[Grizalltheway]

You were touched by your priest as a child, weren't you?

Take it easy there, takes it all the way.This is the smack board if you can't handle it there is another board.

I'll take that as a yes.

[mass fan]

Take it easy there, takes it all the way.This is the smack board if you can't handle it there is another board.

I'll take that as a yes.

You look like chester the molester.

[Grizalltheway]

I'll take that as a yes.

You look like chester the molester.

My avatar is a picture of your boyfriend, not of me.

[mass fan]

You look like chester the molester.

My avatar is a picture of your boyfriend, not of me.

No way ding dong, thats you.

[grizband]

Heck, you could just put the whole Montana Grizzlies on that.

Funny thing is, I would argue the best white RB (Reynolds) and WR/KR (Mariani) in FCS both play for the Griz. Oh, and ask SHSU fans how successful a white DB (Harris) can be...

[Griz03]

how bout all asian team... wait there are no asians playing football my bad.

[Grizalltheway]

how bout all asian team... wait there are no asians playing football my bad.

Uh, do you follow the Griz at all?



Shit, now Travis'll be jacking off to that.