MAQA Squad gaffe and verbal bungles watch

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‘Pray With Me Please’: Pete Hegseth Reads Fake Bible Quote From ‘Pulp Fiction’ During Pentagon Prayer Service

So the prayer is CSAR 25:17 and it reads, and pray with me please, “The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of camaraderie and duty shepherds the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother, and you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Amen.”

Frat bra is an incompetent boob and a walking gaffe machine.

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Hegseth scolds reporters as ‘Pharisees’ in fire-and-brimstone Iran war briefing after Trump-as-Jesus furor

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth turned what was supposed to be a briefing on ongoing U.S. operations against Iran into a bizarre harangue against the country’s free press in which he compared journalists to a group of ancient religious scholars who are often portrayed as enemies of Jesus in the New Testament.

The ex-television presenter was roughly five minutes into a ten-minute monologue to reporters in the Pentagon briefing room on Thursday when he abruptly shifted from taunting Iran’s government about how U.S. forces remain “locked and loaded” if negotiations to extend a ten-day ceasefire fall through to chastising journalists for being insufficiently sycophantic towards the Trump administration and the war effort.

“I just can't help but notice the endless stream of garbage, the relentlessly negative coverage you cannot resist pedaling, despite the historic and important success of this effort and the success of our troops,” he said. “Sometimes it's hard to figure out what side some of you are actually on — it's incredibly unpatriotic.”

To paraphrase bobsqat "I love it when facsists try and define what patriotic is and isn't."

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Georgia wasn't named after George Washington.

Maryland isn't in the SEC.

Aleppo!

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scott jennings melts down. The fvck their feelings crowd sure gets their panties in a wad when their feelings are fvcked with.

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Tell me you're a sexist, qult member, or both without telling me you're a sexist, qult member, or both.

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Trump has a better understanding of the Bible than Pope Leo, says conservative Christian pastor

"It looks like President Trump has a better understanding of what the Bible teaches than the Pope.”

But many critics argue that the president has little knowledge of Christian scripture. In early 2016, during a speech to students at Liberty University he incorrectly referred to a passage from Second Corinthians as “Two Corinthians.” During a photo op in 2020, he appeared to hold a Bible upside down as he posed for pictures holding it in front of a church.

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Trump has a better understanding of the Bible than Pope Leo, says conservative Christian pastor

"It looks like President Trump has a better understanding of what the Bible teaches than the Pope.”

But many critics argue that the president has little knowledge of Christian scripture. In early 2016, during a speech to students at Liberty University he incorrectly referred to a passage from Second Corinthians as “Two Corinthians.” During a photo op in 2020, he appeared to hold a Bible upside down as he posed for pictures holding it in front of a church.

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