Dams block me passage!

[Captain Ahab]

Wailin be fine in these Nort seas, yet we yern for a home game and I make sail to find er. My peg will hold til we find the devil that holds me appendage. The crew of the Pequod are sailing a southernly tack in hopes of reaching the mouth of Norfolk Bay in time to make port for the Hofstra game. Favorable winds and good charts make this voyage one for the logs.



Arrrrg! I checked the navigational charts! Any seafarer worth his salt knows the Pequod makes a draft too deep for the shallows of the river after Mayos. We shall have to make anchor on Mayos Island. The crew needs carriage from Mayos to the stadium. Who among ye can ferry the 146 wailers to the Hostra game on 9/19?

[dbackjon]

[bandl]

This is why you should never let your children attend UR.

[canyoncat]

That was pretty good

[AZGrizFan]

Is this cs.com's version of "Mr. Chicken"?

[wideright82]

Is this cs.com's version of "Mr. Chicken"?

Took the words right outta my mouth

[bandl]

Is this cs.com's version of "Mr. Chicken"?

Took the words right outta my mouth

What else did he have in your mouth?

[wideright82]

Took the words right outta my mouth

What else did he have in your mouth?

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[Captain Ahab]

Is this cs.com's version of "Mr. Chicken"?

Damn Ye! I be a sailor an wailer for all me years! Twas a cabin boy as a lad and now ave me own vessel. Saltwater frum da seven seas flows in these ol veins. Scallywags of yur sort be damned. I flogged tha last man who called me chicken. Consider ye lucky you don't meet the same fate.

Do nun of me fella Spiders ave a minivan to carry me crew to tha game? I offer horsemeat an monkey's blood for tha driver.

[AZGrizFan]

Is this cs.com's version of "Mr. Chicken"?

Damn Ye! I be a sailor an wailer for all me years! Twas a cabin boy as a lad and now ave me own vessel. Saltwater frum da seven seas flows in these ol veins. Scallywags of yur sort be damned. I flogged tha last man who called me chicken. Consider ye lucky you don't meet the same fate.

Do nun of me fella Spiders ave a minivan to carry me crew to tha game? I offer horsemeat an monkey's blood for tha driver.

You be a "wailer" alright.

[Captain Ahab]

ARRRRGG!! So me makes a typo. I'd like ta see ya make yer point usin mine keyboard!

[Ibanez]

Is this cs.com's version of "Mr. Chicken"?

Damn Ye! I be a sailor an wailer for all me years! Twas a cabin boy as a lad and now ave me own vessel. Saltwater frum da seven seas flows in these ol veins. Scallywags of yur sort be damned. I flogged tha last man who called me chicken. Consider ye lucky you don't meet the same fate.

Do nun of me fella Spiders ave a minivan to carry me crew to tha game? I offer horsemeat an monkey's blood for tha driver.

AVAST!...



Shut the fuck up. Savvy?

[CatMom]

Wasn't the Pequod destroyed and all but Ishmael perished? Where'd you hide out - coward????

[Ibanez]

Wasn't the Pequod destroyed and all but Ishmael perished? Where'd you hide out - coward????

You go girl!

[Captain Ahab]

Wasn't the Pequod destroyed and all but Ishmael perished? Where'd you hide out - coward????

Twas in Davey Jones' locker wit King Neptune. I sail aboard the Pequod II.

















Ye read a book, well shiver me timbers! STFU or its tha brig fer ya!

[Ibanez]

Wasn't the Pequod destroyed and all but Ishmael perished? Where'd you hide out - coward????

Twas in Davey Jones' locker wit King Neptune. I sail aboard the Pequod II.

















Ye read a book, well shiver me timbers! STFU or its tha brig fer ya!

Oh, so now it's the Pequod II. Either your a liar or your dumb.

Which one do you wish to be?

[wideright82]

Twas in Davey Jones' locker wit King Neptune. I sail aboard the Pequod II.

















Ye read a book, well shiver me timbers! STFU or its tha brig fer ya!

Oh, so now it's the Pequod II. Either your a liar or your dumb.

Which one do you wish to be?

see: grammar check

[JMU DJ]

Oh, so now it's the Pequod II. Either your a liar or your dumb.

Which one do you wish to be?

see: grammar check

Your really ripping the tits off that one.

[Ibanez]

Oh, so now it's the Pequod II. Either your a liar or your dumb.

Which one do you wish to be?

see: grammar check

I wish for you to die.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

see: grammar check

Your really ripping the tits off that one.

True dat homey.


Ahab, big fan here, If I had the chance to offer ye the ride you desire I certainly would but my landlocked status prevents me from enjoying your monkey blood. I wish you luck in your voyage however.

Oh how I love the theatre of this place.

[Grizo406]

I'm also a big fan of the "theater" that goes on here, and a supporter of Capt Ahab.

Its too bad that CS.com doesn't have more "characters" of this sort on board.

I've got a friend who just happens to be a shape-shifting, time traveler, and I'm trying my best to get him/her/it on CS.com.

So far, he/she/it has yet to return any of my calls.

[JayJ79]

Wasn't the Pequod destroyed and all but Ishmael perished? Where'd you hide out - coward????

Twas in Davey Jones' locker wit King Neptune. I sail aboard the Pequod II.

Are ye a shellback or a 'wog?

[wideright82]

see: grammar check

I wish for you to die.

[CatMom]

Wasn't the Pequod destroyed and all but Ishmael perished? Where'd you hide out - coward????

Twas in Davey Jones' locker wit King Neptune. I sail aboard the Pequod II.






Ye read a book, well shiver me timbers! STFU or its tha brig fer ya!

Hey I like the redo - Lay off him!

[Captain Ahab]

Nun ov ye landlubbers came ta our aid. We be haddin ta walk the whole way. Bein undefeated be a fine payoff fer our toils though. ARRG!