Stupid Things Ocasio-Cortez Says: Megathread

[Col Hogan]

Bernie was that guy before that guy was cool.

The establishment hates her and hates Bernie. You two need to get out more.

The establishment hated Trump before he was elected...look what happened there...

[kalm]

The establishment hates her and hates Bernie. You two need to get out more.

The establishment hated Trump before he was elected...look what happened there...

Were they "trying to emulate" or "move farther to the right" than he was?

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

If they want to win in the future they need to emulate the hell out of Trump

[andy7171]

You guys are all nuts! I would plow her into next fall.

[AZGrizFan]

You guys are all nuts! I would plow her into next fall.

She looks like Marty Feldman.

[andy7171]

You guys are all nuts! I would plow her into next fall.

She looks like Marty Feldman.

I'd have her screaming La Cookaracha over and over.

[kalm]

You guys are all nuts! I would plow her into next fall.

She looks like Marty Feldman.

Yeah...like you wouldn’t roll, roll, roll in ze hay with her...

[AZGrizFan]

She looks like Marty Feldman.

Yeah...like you wouldn’t roll, roll, roll in ze hay with her...

She doesn't move the needle.

[93henfan]

You guys are all nuts! I would plow her into next fall.

[CID1990]

The new Narcos is very good

And that chick also has the CID seal of approval.


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[andy7171]

Yeah...like you wouldn’t roll, roll, roll in ze hay with her...

She doesn't move the needle.

To each his own. Boobs are not my first priority.

Plus I like em short and bouncy bouncy.


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[kalm]

She doesn't move the needle.

To each his own. Boobs are not my first priority.

Plus I like em short and bouncy bouncy.


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It was a Marty Feldman/Young Frankenstein reference for fucks sake....

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Yeah...like you wouldn’t roll, roll, roll in ze hay with her...

She doesn't move the needle.

Id rather punch her in her stupid fucking face, than fuck her

[Col Hogan]

Cardi B and AOC are BBF’s...bad-azz Bronz girls...they have Tweeted together several times.

But I don’t think Cardi B is gonna be happy with her Bronz girl when she sees her tax bills if AOC gets her way...Cardi B already thinks she’s paying way too much...

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[Skjellyfetti]

Cardi B and AOC are BBF’s...bad-azz Bronz girls...they have Tweeted together several times.

Take a break from the internet and go shoot some guns, Col.

[Col Hogan]

Cardi B and AOC are BBF’s...bad-azz Bronz girls...they have Tweeted together several times.

Take a break from the internet and go shoot some guns, Col.

Your computer does have an off button, doesn’t it???

[Ivytalk]

You guys are all nuts! I would plow her into next fall.

She looks like Marty Feldman.

You ripped off my analogy, you shameless 47-percenter. See my January 14 post on this thread.

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[Ibanez]

Yeah, that was an eye catcher.

Just like the high speed rail line they propose building ACROSS THE FUCKING OCEAN!

[BDKJMU]

In a nutshell over the next 10 years:
-Ban affordable energy (eliminating all fossil fuels).
-Eliminate nuclear energy.
-Eliminating most cars (eliminating the internnal combustion engine).
-Gut/rebuild every building in America to make it "Green".
-Eliminate air travel.
-Build high speed rail across the oceans.
-Guaranteed job for everyone.
-"Free" education for life for everyone.
-Housing guaranteed for everyone.
-Income guaranteed for everyone, including those who don't want to work.
-"Healthy" food guaranteed for everyone.
-Banning meat: "because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... cture.html

And every donk candidate will have to sign on to this if they want to win the donk nomination... Which means Trump wins in 2020..

[89Hen]

Booker and Harris already jumping on the New Green Deal bandwagon. Holy shit, Trump is actually going to win in 2020.

[Ibanez]

In a nutshell over the next 10 years:
-Ban affordable energy (eliminating all fossil fuels).
-Eliminate nuclear energy.
-Eliminating most cars (eliminating the internnal combustion engine).
-Gut/rebuild every building in America to make it "Green".
-Eliminate air travel.
-Guaranteed job for everyone.
-"Free" education for life for everyone.
-Housing guaranteed for everyone.
-Income guaranteed for everyone, including those who don't want to work.
-"Healthy" food guaranteed for everyone.
-Banning meat: because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... cture.html

And every donk candidate will have to sign on to this if they want to win the donk nomination... Which means Trump wins in 2020..

BDK.not just eliminmate air travel...BUILD A HIGH SPEED RAIL ACROSS THE OCEANS! Who doesn't want take that trip and derail someone where or get stranded/break down during hurricane season.

[89Hen]

BDK.not just eliminmate air travel...BUILD A HIGH SPEED RAIL ACROSS THE OCEANS! Who doesn't want take that trip and derail someone where or get stranded/break down during hurricane season.

You're crazy. Trains never break down, derail or are delayed.

[BDKJMU]

In a nutshell over the next 10 years:
-Ban affordable energy (eliminating all fossil fuels).
-Eliminate nuclear energy.
-Eliminating most cars (eliminating the internnal combustion engine).
-Gut/rebuild every building in America to make it "Green".
-Eliminate air travel.
-Guaranteed job for everyone.
-"Free" education for life for everyone.
-Housing guaranteed for everyone.
-Income guaranteed for everyone, including those who don't want to work.
-"Healthy" food guaranteed for everyone.
-Banning meat: because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... cture.html

And every donk candidate will have to sign on to this if they want to win the donk nomination... Which means Trump wins in 2020..

BDK.not just eliminmate air travel...BUILD A HIGH SPEED RAIL ACROSS THE OCEANS! Who doesn't want take that trip and derail someone where or get stranded/break down during hurricane season.

Wow I missed that gem..Added it to my post..

[Col Hogan]

By the way, the feedback on the original document released today has been so negative, the New Green Deal document has disappeared from AOCs official congressional website...

Not before Senator Harris came out and enthusiastically endorsed it and agreed to sign on as a sponsor...

But, the internet is forever, and we will always have the original to marvel at...