Maryland State Song, nixed...

[Chizzang]

34/32 here. Been called a lot of things but fat ain't one of 'em.

34 / 32...

Pudgy

[Grizalltheway]

34/32 here. Been called a lot of things but fat ain't one of 'em.

34 / 32...

Pudgy

Nah. I have child-bearing hips. Faggot.

[Chizzang]

34 / 32...

Pudgy

Nah. I have child-bearing hips. Faggot.

I see...



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[dbackjon]

That's kind of dumb, because the band plays an instrumental with no lyrics. Don't like the lyrics? Fine, have the state perform the legislative technicality of removing the offensive verse.

That's what Kentucky did with My Old Kentucky Home. That one I understand, because tens of thousands of people at the Kentucky Derby were singing, "It's summer, the darkies are gay!" in unison. So they changed "darkies" to "children" when the darkies got uppity about it.

Problem solved.

Kentucky state song celebrates gays? Woo hoo!!

[dbackjon]

Oh, when are my fucking crabs going to be done, Maryland
I paid sixty five dollars a dozen, Maryland
Oh boy, here they finally come, Maryland!
But why the fuck did you cover them in pepper, Maryland?
Oh, how much for a glorious Natty Boh, Maryland?
Really, eight greenbacks for a can of that shit, Maryland?
You must be out your got damn mind, Maryland.
I'm heading back to the better side of the Chesapeake, Maryland.
Delaware crabs were forty bucks a dozen when I went to Sambos two weeks ago, Maryland.

You have a penchant for this

[Grizalltheway]

Nah. I have child-bearing hips. Faggot.

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Look, I'm 5'11"/180. The only place that would be considered chubby is Auschwitz.

[89Hen]

the Cleets ratio

That might be a keeper.

[89Hen]

34/32 here. Been called a lot of things but fat ain't one of 'em.

34 / 32...

Pudgy

6 '0" and 170 lbs

[Chizzang]

34 / 32...

Pudgy

6 '0" and 170 lbs

I'm

6'0" and 177 lbs

31/33

Something's not hitting the proper Cleetus Ratio ?

[93henfan]

Are you able to remain standing when a gust of wind over 30 mph hits you square?

[Chizzang]

Are you able to remain standing when a gust of wind over 30 mph hits you square?

Can you do 2 pull-ups..?
Two honest to god dead hang pull ups



I already know the answer (so don't bother)

[Grizalltheway]

That's it. Bandl, get in here and insult the fit of his suits!

[CAA Flagship]

Nah. I have child-bearing hips. Faggot.

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Here I am:

[Chizzang]

That's it. Bandl, get in here and insult the fit of his suits!

Whoa There..!!!

My suits are off limits mister, that's just a little too sensitive an issue

[93henfan]

Are you able to remain standing when a gust of wind over 30 mph hits you square?

Can you do 2 pull-ups..?
Two honest to god dead hang pull ups



I already know the answer (so don't bother)

More than two. Used to be able to do 20+ in the Corps, but that was a long time ago.

I just did three sets of 8 inverted rows this afternoon when I lifted. Plus 100 leg presses of 400 lbs and a bunch of other shit. Been hitting the gym hard since June.

[Chizzang]

Can you do 2 pull-ups..?
Two honest to god dead hang pull ups



I already know the answer (so don't bother)

More than two. Used to be able to do 20+ in the Corps, but that was a long time ago.

I just did three sets of 8 inverted rows this afternoon when I lifted. Plus 100 leg presses of 400 lbs and a bunch of other shit. Been hitting the gym hard since July.

Yeah... Sure
And I just landed a Lockheed C-130 Hercules on a postage stamp
Tomorrow I'm going to have sex with a few super models



You cheer me up

[93henfan]

More than two. Used to be able to do 20+ in the Corps, but that was a long time ago.

I just did three sets of 8 inverted rows this afternoon when I lifted. Plus 100 leg presses of 400 lbs and a bunch of other shit. Been hitting the gym hard since July.

Yeah... Sure
And I just landed a Lockheed C-130 Hercules on a postage stamp



You cheer me up

I have no reason to lie.

[Chizzang]

Yeah... Sure
And I just landed a Lockheed C-130 Hercules on a postage stamp



You cheer me up

I have no reason to lie.

And yet here we are...

[93henfan]

On a serious note, I have an Olympic trial swimmer designing my workouts. Completely changed my diet (it was first week of June, not July per my edit). Been working out religiously three lifting sessions, three cardio per week. That goes to four lifting sessions next week. The transformation and gains were slow the first month and have really accelerated in months two and three. I'm loving the results. I can share my workouts if you want me to send you the spreadsheet. Let me know.

[JohnStOnge]

Gee there are a lot of people in good shape on here. My size is 32 or 33 (depending on the pants when I try them on) 34. I'm 6'1" and vary between 170 and 175 pounds. Probably would peg the average of reading at about 172 ( I literally weigh myself every morning if a scale is available).

I don't know at this point how you guys got to talking about stuff like that but what the heck.

[Chizzang]

On a serious note, I have an Olympic trial swimmer designing my workouts. Completely changed my diet (it was first week of June, not July per my edit). Been working out religiously three lifting sessions, three cardio per week. That goes to four lifting sessions next week. The transformation and gains were slow the first month and have really accelerated in months two and three. I'm loving the results. I can share my workouts if you want me to send you the spreadsheet. Let me know.

Yes I'm transfixed by your story.. please send charts and graphs

[CID1990]

On a serious note, I have an Olympic trial swimmer designing my workouts. Completely changed my diet (it was first week of June, not July per my edit). Been working out religiously three lifting sessions, three cardio per week. That goes to four lifting sessions next week. The transformation and gains were slow the first month and have really accelerated in months two and three. I'm loving the results. I can share my workouts if you want me to send you the spreadsheet. Let me know.

Yes I'm transfixed by your story.. please send charts and graphs

i dont know whats more painful

your level 1 trolling or 93 falling for it

It's like me replying to JSO just by saying "the economy"


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[Chizzang]

Yes I'm transfixed by your story.. please send charts and graphs

i dont know whats more painful

your level 1 trolling or 93 falling for it

It's like me replying to JSO just by saying "the economy"

Did I mention that he does hundreds of 400 lbs squats

[Ibanez]

6 '0" and 170 lbs

I'm

6'0" and 177 lbs

31/33

Something's not hitting the proper Cleetus Ratio ?

6'0", 170 lbs, 32/33.


These damn hips...

[Ibanez]

That's it. Bandl, get in here and insult the fit of his suits!

Whoa There..!!!

My suits are off limits mister, that's just a little too sensitive an issue

B/c they aren't tailored?