Leaning toward Montana for the 2009 Hex

[D1B]

Montana = once feared program floundering in mediocrity in a half assed conference. Street cred from last national championship (like 30 years ago) has officially run out.

Think I'm gonna ensure they stay in purgatory with a hex. Speak now pricks if think you can change my mind.

[grizzaholic]

You wouldn't want to do that D1B. Just not smart. Many other teams that would love to get your kiss of death. Why don't you save it for when Montana actually fields a team.


Just a little FYI. 2001 was the last Championship for Montana. When was the last one for UNI?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Montana = once feared program floundering in mediocrity in a half assed conference. Street cred from last national championship (like 30 years ago) has officially run out.

Think I'm gonna ensure they stay in purgatory with a hex. Speak now pricks if think you can change my mind.

Montana has plenty of street cred with UNI my man and since this is your weak as shit attempt to get some Montana fans coming after you then what the hell. I've been reasonable about this, I really have but you keep barking up our tree so why don't you spit out that load of Joltin Joe's special throat suace and make your pick? Don't worry about running out of it D, he'll whip you another batch to swallow on the next religion thread you walk into and get your ass handed to you like a white guy carrying a bag of money through the back streets of Oakland. By the way go fuck yourself and quit using my words to do your half assed battles...FUCK STICK. Now if you will excuse me I've got some D1B on my shoes that I have to have my little Mexican helper clean off.

Oh, and go pull that Unholy Rosary that your brother refers to as anal beads out of your ass and get back on track here a little my man. Once you get your pick made make sure that you get back over to AGS and give SE another rim job by posting your pick there also OK?

This is just sad to watch.

[grizzaholic]

Montana = once feared program floundering in mediocrity in a half assed conference. Street cred from last national championship (like 30 years ago) has officially run out.

Think I'm gonna ensure they stay in purgatory with a hex. Speak now pricks if think you can change my mind.

Montana has plenty of street cred with UNI my man and since this is your weak as shit attempt to get some Montana fans coming after you then what the hell. I've been reasonable about this, I really have but you keep barking up our tree so why don't you spit out that load of Joltin Joe's special throat suace and make your pick? Don't worry about running out of it D, he'll whip you another batch to swallow on the next religion thread you walk into and get your ass handed to you like a white guy carrying a bag of money through the back streets of Oakland. By the way go fuck yourself and quit using my words to do your half assed battles...FUCK STICK. Now if you will excuse me I've got some D1B on my shoes that I have to have my little Mexican helper clean off.

Oh, and go pull that Unholy Rosary that your brother refers to as anal beads out of your ass and get back on track here a little my man. Once you get your pick made make sure that you get back over to AGS and give SE another rim job by posting your pick there also OK?

This is just sad to watch.

Isn't it! From what he posted on the drinking thread and now this. He has officially gone soft. He is now about as useful as a limp pecker in a whore house.

[SUUTbird]

Maybe if we get him back with his boyfriend he will calm down and get better

[D1B]

Maybe if we get him back with his boyfriend he will calm down and get better

Post of the Year Nomination!

[D1B]

Montana has plenty of street cred with UNI my man and since this is your weak as shit attempt to get some Montana fans coming after you then what the hell. I've been reasonable about this, I really have but you keep barking up our tree so why don't you spit out that load of Joltin Joe's special throat suace and make your pick? Don't worry about running out of it D, he'll whip you another batch to swallow on the next religion thread you walk into and get your ass handed to you like a white guy carrying a bag of money through the back streets of Oakland. By the way go fuck yourself and quit using my words to do your half assed battles...FUCK STICK. Now if you will excuse me I've got some D1B on my shoes that I have to have my little Mexican helper clean off.

Oh, and go pull that Unholy Rosary that your brother refers to as anal beads out of your ass and get back on track here a little my man. Once you get your pick made make sure that you get back over to AGS and give SE another rim job by posting your pick there also OK?

This is just sad to watch.

Isn't it! From what he posted on the drinking thread and now this. He has officially gone soft. He is now about as useful as a limp pecker in a whore house.

You fucker's love me.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Isn't it! From what he posted on the drinking thread and now this. He has officially gone soft. He is now about as useful as a limp pecker in a whore house.

You fucker's love me.

Probably a little bit.

[D1B]

D1B, lay off Montana for now. Here's the list in order of liklihood of hex:

App State
Richmond
Bethune Cookman
Montana
New Hampshire

*credit Ursus and Grizzaholic for effectively neutralizing a preference for Montana. They are still dick heads though, and if you see either of them, please, punch em in the balls like that UNI reciever did to that dumb fucking grizzley in the televised playoffs like 30 years ago.

[bobbythekidd]

Can I request Appy again? If not, can you hex them to miss the conference auto-bid? Like a mini-hex?

[D1B]

Can I request Appy again? If not, can you hex them to miss the conference auto-bid? Like a mini-hex?

Request accepted. Anyone else hate App too?

App State - on the verge of becoming the undisputed titans of FCS then laid a big egg. Shameful.

[grizzaholic]

I am still waiting for D to let me know when was the last UNI Championship in football.

[D1B]

I am still waiting for D to let me know when was the last UNI Championship in football.

No champs, yet but we won the Pepto Bismol Bowl in 1961. Oh and we didn't lose to Richmond by 40 points like you did.

[grizzaholic]

I am still waiting for D to let me know when was the last UNI Championship in football.

No champs, yet but we won the Pepto Bismol Bowl in 1961. Oh and we didn't lose to Richmond by 40 points like you did.

Have you ever even been to a championship game?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I am still waiting for D to let me know when was the last UNI Championship in football.

No champs, yet but we won the Pepto Bismol Bowl in 1961. Oh and we didn't lose to Richmond by 40 points like you did.

Oh well then I guess you can consider that a win then. At home no less. Good job. Having the lead in fourth quarter helped you guys keep it close though.

Wait a minute...had the lead in the fourth quarter, at home, in the semi final to get another shot at a Championship against a team that you can't beat. It was probably a wise choice to bow out like they did.

[grizzaholic]

No champs, yet but we won the Pepto Bismol Bowl in 1961. Oh and we didn't lose to Richmond by 40 points like you did.

Oh well then I guess you can consider that a win then. At home no less. Good job. Having the lead in fourth quarter helped you guys keep it close though.

Wait a minute...had the lead in the fourth quarter, at home, in the semi final to get another shot at a Championship against a team that you can't beat. It was probably a wise choice to bow out like they did.

Just no heart, or maybe the Prevent D did just that; Prevent them from winning.

[Willie]

If you choose Montana, I hope you get mounted by a rabid dog.

[grizzaholic]

If you choose Montana, I hope you get mounted by a rabid wolf and then eaten by it.

FIFY

[T-Dog]

I still say he should choose UNI just because he's got nothing to lose and everything to gain in doing so. Picking UNI and then UNI winning would make the hex legendary (or anti-hex in the case of UNI).

Nothing else has worked for UNI in the last 30 years. Why not use hex powers?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I still say he should choose UNI just because he's got nothing to lose and everything to gain in doing so. Picking UNI and then UNI winning would make the hex legendary (or anti-hex in the case of UNI).

Nothing else has worked for UNI in the last 30 years. Why not use hex powers?

I think he's gonna pick UNI this year too. Cap'ns gonna come on here and piss him off and he'll throw the switch on em.

[grizzaholic]

I still say he should choose UNI just because he's got nothing to lose and everything to gain in doing so. Picking UNI and then UNI winning would make the hex legendary (or anti-hex in the case of UNI).

Nothing else has worked for UNI in the last 30 years. Why not use hex powers?

I think he's gonna pick UNI this year too. Cap'ns gonna come on here and piss him off and he'll throw the switch on em.

Well I guess that is all that D1B has left. All of his other abilities seem to have disappeared for good.

[kemajic]

I still say he should choose UNI just because he's got nothing to lose and everything to gain in doing so. Picking UNI and then UNI winning would make the hex legendary (or anti-hex in the case of UNI).

Nothing else has worked for UNI in the last 30 years. Why not use hex powers?

App St all time records vs current SoCon teams
UTC - 22-10 : Elon - 27-9-1 : Furman 15-21-3 :Georgia Southern 12-11-1
Samford 2-1 : The Citadel - 26-11 : WCU - 54-18-1 : Wofford - 15-10

ETSU 32-14-1 : Marshall 14-8 : VMI 19-4-2 : Big Sky 2-1: MONTANA 0-1
ECU 19-10 : MVC 3-0 : CAA 20-10 : Michigan 1-0

All Time W-L-T - 527-299-28

Completed it for you....

[T-Dog]

I still say he should choose UNI just because he's got nothing to lose and everything to gain in doing so. Picking UNI and then UNI winning would make the hex legendary (or anti-hex in the case of UNI).

Nothing else has worked for UNI in the last 30 years. Why not use hex powers?

App St all time records vs current SoCon teams
UTC - 22-10 : Elon - 27-9-1 : Furman 15-21-3 :Georgia Southern 12-11-1
Samford 2-1 : The Citadel - 26-11 : WCU - 54-18-1 : Wofford - 15-10

ETSU 32-14-1 : Marshall 14-8 : VMI 19-4-2 : Big Sky 2-1: MONTANA 0-1
ECU 19-10 : MVC 3-0 : CAA 20-10 : Michigan 1-0

All Time W-L-T - 527-299-28

Completed it for you....

Yep, a 4-seed Montana playing host to 13-seed App in Missoula who had already won two road playoff games, playing in the Montana snow and it took overtime for the Griz to win.

That record will soon change.

[AZGrizFan]

App St all time records vs current SoCon teams
UTC - 22-10 : Elon - 27-9-1 : Furman 15-21-3 :Georgia Southern 12-11-1
Samford 2-1 : The Citadel - 26-11 : WCU - 54-18-1 : Wofford - 15-10

ETSU 32-14-1 : Marshall 14-8 : VMI 19-4-2 : Big Sky 2-1: MONTANA 0-1
ECU 19-10 : MVC 3-0 : CAA 20-10 : Michigan 1-0

All Time W-L-T - 527-299-28

Completed it for you....

We did our part last year, making it to Chatty. Where were you all?

Yep, a 4-seed Montana playing host to 13-seed App in Missoula who had already won two road playoff games, playing in the Montana snow and it took overtime for the Griz to win.

That record will soon change.

[T-Dog]

Where were you in 2006? We were there waiting for you and then some maroon team and 20 of their fans showed up.

And don't even get us started on 2007. You would have hosted us in the semis but you choked on a Wishbone.