Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Tue May 17, 2016 11:11 am

How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]

Rob Iola · Post by **Rob Iola** » Tue May 17, 2016 11:42 am

I find Giant Panda meat to be very tough and stringy - but thankfully TipHero on FB has posted some yummy looking crockpot recipe videos that I'll need to try out...

Post by **andy7171** » Tue May 17, 2016 11:43 am

Just let them have the fucking basket of leaves already!!!

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Wed May 18, 2016 8:46 am

Rob Iola wrote:I find Giant Panda meat to be very tough and stringy - but thankfully TipHero on FB has posted some yummy looking crockpot recipe videos that I'll need to try out...

You would not be popular in China...
However if it's anything like dog then I guess it's okay

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Wed May 18, 2016 8:50 am

They are easily the biggest attraction at the zoo here.

Post by **kalm** » Wed May 18, 2016 8:58 am

What if...appearing cute to humans was a successful evolutionary trait?

Post by **CAA Flagship** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:26 am

Fat Fuck

Post by **Grizalltheway** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:34 am

Post by **CAA Flagship** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:37 am

Post by **Grizalltheway** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:40 am

Notice how I don't give other people shit for smoking? Hope this helps.

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:51 am

Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]

If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick.

Post by **kalm** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:03 am

Ibanez wrote:
Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]
If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick.

What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:04 am

kalm wrote:
Ibanez wrote: If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick.
What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?

Did I say anything about crying????

Post by **Grizalltheway** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:06 am

Ibanez wrote:
kalm wrote:
What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?
Did I say anything about crying????

Pipe down, you prickless heart.

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:07 am

kalm wrote:What if...appearing cute to humans was a successful evolutionary trait?

THAT had never occurred to me...

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:07 am

Grizalltheway wrote:
Ibanez wrote: Did I say anything about crying????
Pipe down, you prickless heart.

That's just mean.

Post by **kalm** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:08 am

Ibanez wrote:
kalm wrote:
What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?
Did I say anything about crying????

If it made you cry you might not be smiling.

absolutes are for heartless pricks. Period.

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:09 am

kalm wrote:
Ibanez wrote: Did I say anything about crying????

absolutes are for heartless pricks. Period.

Post by **clenz** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:11 am

Ibanez wrote:
Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]
If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick.

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:12 am

clenz wrote:
Ibanez wrote: If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick.

Oh yeah...let's pile on me for this comment.

Post by **CAA Flagship** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:53 am

Post by **clenz** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:30 am

Ibanez wrote:
clenz wrote:
Oh yeah...let's pile on me for this comment.

Post by **andy7171** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:54 am

kalm wrote:absolutes are for heartless pricks. Period.

And the Sith.

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Thu May 19, 2016 4:38 am

Ibanez wrote:
Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]
If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick.

I didn't see any of those overpriced raccoons doing anything dogs don't do.

BTW I agree with Shizzert - pandas are evolutionary dead ends

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Thu May 19, 2016 4:45 am

kalm wrote:What if...appearing cute to humans was a successful evolutionary trait?

If they developed their cuteness just prior to humans deciding to protect them (which would be about 50 years ago) then you might be on to something there

given that modern pandas are in the fossil record in west central China as far back as 600,000 years ago I'd say that isn't the case

Plus, anyone who knows anything about China is that the way to get yourself eaten there is to be conspicuous - they'll pop a tube right in your gall bladder if they think you're cute

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