US women soccer stars file suit against US Soccer Federation for wage discrimination

[Grizalltheway]

Buddy and I started playing each other the summer before senior year, tried out that spring and made varsity doubles.

Yeah, in hindsight, it was kinda gay. But it was, and still is, a fun sport to play, and a great workout.

So you never played before? Or just not competitively?
I'm thinking that would be difficult to just pick up a racquet and play varsity. The serve alone would take a lot of practice.

Before that summer, I think I played a few times here and there with my dad, but neither of us really knew what we were doing.

But we played damn near every day that summer, and quite a bit over the fall/winter at the local tennis bubble.

[dbackjon]

Hey! Don't apologize.

Damn. Did I out another one?

Flaggy slowly realizes he's been posting on a gay forum...

[HI54UNI]

This place is really slipping. Two pages about women's soccer and not one picture!

Alex Morgan

[CAA Flagship]

Damn. Did I out another one?

Flaggy slowly realizes he's been posting on a gay forum...

I knew this old guy with bad eyesight who went into a bar and grill for a beer and a burger. Only that the sign didn't say "bar and grill". It said "bra and girdle".

So what does FCS really stand for?

[Grizalltheway]

Hey Trip, you play, right? Let's meet halfway in St. Louie this weekend. Appletinis at Flaggy's place afterwards.

I do only wear a sports bra and short shorts though, so try to contain your boner.

[CAA Flagship]

So you never played before? Or just not competitively?
I'm thinking that would be difficult to just pick up a racquet and play varsity. The serve alone would take a lot of practice.

Before that summer, I think I played a few times here and there with my dad, but neither of us really knew what we were doing.

But we played damn near every day that summer, and quite a bit over the fall/winter at the local tennis bubble.

I guess if you have any athletic coordination, that would be enough time to, at least, not embarrass yourself.

[dbackjon]

Flaggy slowly realizes he's been posting on a gay forum...

I knew this old guy with bad eyesight who went into a bar and grill for a beer and a burger. Only that the sign didn't say "bar and grill". It said "bra and girdle".

So what does FCS really stand for?

Faggot Cock Suckers

[CAA Flagship]

I knew this old guy with bad eyesight who went into a bar and grill for a beer and a burger. Only that the sign didn't say "bar and grill". It said "bra and girdle".

So what does FCS really stand for?

Faggot Cock Suckers

Damn. I fall for shit like this all the time.
Good thing I don't know any of these posters personally. Shit. Wait.

[93henfan]

This place is really slipping. Two pages about women's soccer and not one picture!

Alex Morgan

Thank you. That helps erase some of the memory of Hope Solo's unbleached tater hole and Big Mac from The Fappening.

[CitadelGrad]

One time in high school tennis practice, I likened somebody beating a girl to beating a retard at chess. Now you see why I'm such a big hit with the ladies.

Hold up.

Wut?

You have a problem with tennis? I played tennis on my high school's tennis team. I also wrestled.

[dbackjon]

Hold up.

Wut?

You have a problem with tennis? I played tennis on my high school's tennis team. I also wrestled.

Tennis and Wrestling?


Uh-oh, you know what that means

[∞∞∞]

Hey Trip, you play, right? Let's meet halfway in St. Louie this weekend. Appletinis at Flaggy's place afterwards.

I do only wear a sports bra and short shorts though, so try to contain your boner.

I can't promise anything.

[93henfan]

Hold up.

Wut?

You have a problem with tennis? I played tennis on my high school's tennis team. I also wrestled.

Sword fighter as well?

[CAA Flagship]

Hold up.

Wut?

You have a problem with tennis? I played tennis on my high school's tennis team. I also wrestled.

No. Relax. Read my responses.
He has never mentioned it before. And has never talked about playing tennis now.

[CAA Flagship]

You have a problem with tennis? I played tennis on my high school's tennis team. I also wrestled.

Tennis and Wrestling?


Uh-oh, you know what that means

He likes "matches"?

[DSUrocks07]

This place is really slipping. Two pages about women's soccer and not one picture!

Alex Morgan

Thank you. That helps erase some of the memory of Hope Solo's unbleached tater hole and Big Mac from The Fappening.

once you go black...

[Rob Iola]

This place is really slipping. Two pages about women's soccer and not one picture!

Alex Morgan

Where are the tits? I was told there would be tits...

[YoUDeeMan]

This place is really slipping. Two pages about women's soccer and not one picture!

Alex Morgan

Where are the tits? I was told there would be tits...

Yeah...when she hits puberty and grows some tits, she might be a looker. Until then, she might as well be a 10-year old girl with a fake ID.

No thanks.

[93henfan]

Where are the tits? I was told there would be tits...

[93henfan]

she might as well be a 10-year old girl with a fake ID

A really good fake ID is plausible deniability, amirite JSO?

[tribe_pride]

So you never played before? Or just not competitively?
I'm thinking that would be difficult to just pick up a racquet and play varsity. The serve alone would take a lot of practice.

Before that summer, I think I played a few times here and there with my dad, but neither of us really knew what we were doing.

But we played damn near every day that summer, and quite a bit over the fall/winter at the local tennis bubble.

Your varsity team must have been pretty bad if you could make it after less than 1 year of playing.

[Grizalltheway]

Before that summer, I think I played a few times here and there with my dad, but neither of us really knew what we were doing.

But we played damn near every day that summer, and quite a bit over the fall/winter at the local tennis bubble.

Your varsity team must have been pretty bad if you could make it after less than 1 year of playing.

Yeah, there's also that...

[CitadelGrad]

You have a problem with tennis? I played tennis on my high school's tennis team. I also wrestled.

Tennis and Wrestling?


Uh-oh, you know what that means

Yeah, it means I could wrestle and play tennis. I also played the sax.

WTF is your problem, homo?

[kalm]

It's not that big of a deal. I had a couple of buddies on the tennis team and played enough casual games with them after their practices and on weekends my junior year to where I could have played varsity as a senior as well. EWU stand out WR, Raul Vijil didn't play a down of football until his senior year (he was a socccer player) where he set an all time yardage record in the state championship game. He went on to have his number retired with the Spokane Shock (AFL).

I'm like Cgrad except it was golf and wrestling. I love seeing some of the same old "jock" school mates these day who use to flip me serious shit for playing golf as a 9th grader and who love the sport now.

Fortunately, I dropped the french horn in 7th grad and held on to a sliver of dignity.

[andy7171]

Zzzzzzoooooomygod!

It's okay, I realize you were only able to play fat guy sports (sport?).

Yeah. 6 varsity letters, 3 in football, three in lacrosse.
And then the four in college.

...but you're right. Keep your head up. T&F and tennis really impresses the chicks. Shocking, you weren't able to get into team sports.