Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread

[Appaholic]

Vote in poll for date most likely to result in Bison irrelevancy this year......

Bonus points given for correct most likely excuse for futitlity......

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".

[TwinTownBisonFan]

The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".

it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...

btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...

[Appaholic]

The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".

it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...

btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...

It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....

[TwinTownBisonFan]

it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...

btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...

It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....

last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.

[wideright82]

It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....

last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.

You wanna hug?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....

last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.

That's true and we shouldn't be picking on the good guys just because we have left over smack feelings toward some of the NDSU fans that have a much lower development when it comes to effective communication. I offer my apologies TTBF and the other good Bison fans. I should direct my smack at those that have earned it. We're all just FN around.

[grizzaholic]

The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".

it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...

btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...

Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...

btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...

Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.

you're not wrong walter...

[TwinTownBisonFan]

last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.

That's true and we shouldn't be picking on the good guys just because we have left over smack feelings toward some of the NDSU fans that have a much lower development when it comes to effective communication. I offer my apologies TTBF and the other good Bison fans. I should direct my smack at those that have earned it. We're all just FN around.

appreciated...

btw, I dont like most of the posters at *** from SU either...

[grizzaholic]

Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.

you're not wrong walter...

I know I am not.

[Appaholic]

It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....

last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.

Hence the reason I started this thread on the Smack Board....

[houndawg]

last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.

That's true and we shouldn't be picking on the good guys just because we have left over smack feelings toward some of the NDSU fans that have a much lower development when it comes to effective communication. I offer my apologies TTBF and the other good Bison fans. I should direct my smack at those that have earned it. We're all just FN around.

I think you meant to say "...TTBF and the other good Bison fan.



TTBF- no biggie, but the Bison fans were pretty salty a couple of years ago when there was no chance that they'd have to back up their smack. I think last year they got a taste of the weekly grind that is the MVC. Hell they even managed to back into a win against SIU, something UNI couldn't do.

[Gil Dobie]

it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...

btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...

Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.

But I ain't touching the Montana version

[grizzaholic]

Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.

But I ain't touching the Montana version

[Wedgebuster]

No really it's because they are too stupid to play gangstas, thugs, drunks, and dopers who don't feel they need to follow any team rules. To hell with student/athletes, you can't win the big time with people like that, not to mention they don't get to do the pretty girls, become NFL heroes, and rap stars.

[Gil Dobie]

TTBF- no biggie, but the Bison fans were pretty salty a couple of years ago when there was no chance that they'd have to back up their smack. I think last year they got a taste of the weekly grind that is the MVC. Hell they even managed to back into a win against SIU, something UNI couldn't do.

The 2007 Bison were possibly the best team in Bison history with one of the best QB's in Bison history. Beating a Bowl team/FBS conference Champion, and Big Ten Minnesota was fun. I've been watching Bison football through 7 of the 8 championships, and the enthusiasm was rampant and so was the smack, and it wasn't all good. The MVC grind was expected by most long-time Bison fans, and so was a down season after losing Walker to graduation. A similar analogy would be the 2008 Packers dropping off from the 2007 season after losing Brett Favre.

[Pwns]

Question: Did the absurdly long transition period from DII to FCS hurt NDSU recruiting and cause the slump they had in 2008 and 2009?

[Grizalltheway]

Holy bump for the ages, Batman!

[Gil Dobie]

Nice Timely Bump!

The southern speed made NDSU irrelevant.

[89Hen]