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Would you purchase an automobile with a full blown Google dashboard interface...
Don't answer yet, there's more

1) 11 in touch screen
2) fully loaded with maps and continually connected to the internets
3) After about 90 days knows where you're going and is capable of "assists"
3a) Assists include traffic / local events / other family or friends vehicles / who's where
4) Full fuel and range monitoring with gas price update (It'll tell you when you're driving towards the lowest price gas in town... and sh!t like that
5) It is continually connected to other digital services like "Open Table" and your hotel and flight reservations your bank account online banking and grocery lists and all that shit... basically everything

:geek: Your feelings....?
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In other words, a Tesla? :lol: :lol:
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AZGrizFan wrote:In other words, a Tesla? :lol: :lol:

:ohno: God you're annoying...

No it would be a Ford :geek: much like the one I dropped of at Google Kirkland a few months ago (for example)
Please note: The car would also connect to your phone and you could start it from your living room in the winter and it will also tell you if somebody is touching your car and cool sh!t like that
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Chizzang wrote: Please note: The car would also connect to your phone and you could start it from your living room in the winter
Already have they feature
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Chizzang wrote:Would you purchase an automobile with a full blown Google dashboard interface...
Don't answer yet, there's more

1) 11 in touch screen
2) fully loaded with maps and continually connected to the internets
3) After about 90 days knows where you're going and is capable of "assists"
3a) Assists include traffic / local events / other family or friends vehicles / who's where
4) Full fuel and range monitoring with gas price update (It'll tell you when you're driving towards the lowest price gas in town... and sh!t like that
5) It is continually connected to other digital services like "Open Table" and your hotel and flight reservations your bank account online banking and grocery lists and all that ****... basically everything

:geek: Your feelings....?
Why would I want a car that uses gas when a Tesla is available?
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Basically I hate all of your f_ckers...


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What will the range be?

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Chizzang wrote:Would you purchase an automobile with a full blown Google dashboard interface...
Don't answer yet, there's more

1) 11 in touch screen
2) fully loaded with maps and continually connected to the internets
3) After about 90 days knows where you're going and is capable of "assists"
3a) Assists include traffic / local events / other family or friends vehicles / who's where
4) Full fuel and range monitoring with gas price update (It'll tell you when you're driving towards the lowest price gas in town... and sh!t like that
5) It is continually connected to other digital services like "Open Table" and your hotel and flight reservations your bank account online banking and grocery lists and all that shit... basically everything

:geek: Your feelings....?
Interesting. I filled out a survey for OnStar recently that was fairly similar to this.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: I think we have too much shit like this in cars already with smartphones. This will make it worse. I watched a gal blow through a stoplight today because she was looking at her phone. She never did look up to know that she blew the stoplight. I also have some paranoia about who might be watching where I go, how fast I go, etc. Who will have this information? Who can get the information? The govt? My insurance company? My employer? How will it be protected against hackers? Will Google's shit work better than Microsoft's? As someone that drives a Ford now I can tell you about all the weird shit my Sync controlled system does now.
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HI54UNI wrote:
Chizzang wrote:Would you purchase an automobile with a full blown Google dashboard interface...
Don't answer yet, there's more

1) 11 in touch screen
2) fully loaded with maps and continually connected to the internets
3) After about 90 days knows where you're going and is capable of "assists"
3a) Assists include traffic / local events / other family or friends vehicles / who's where
4) Full fuel and range monitoring with gas price update (It'll tell you when you're driving towards the lowest price gas in town... and sh!t like that
5) It is continually connected to other digital services like "Open Table" and your hotel and flight reservations your bank account online banking and grocery lists and all that shit... basically everything

:geek: Your feelings....?
Interesting. I filled out a survey for OnStar recently that was fairly similar to this.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: I think we have too much shit like this in cars already with smartphones. This will make it worse. I watched a gal blow through a stoplight today because she was looking at her phone. She never did look up to know that she blew the stoplight. I also have some paranoia about who might be watching where I go, how fast I go, etc. Who will have this information? Who can get the information? The govt? My insurance company? My employer? How will it be protected against hackers? Will Google's shit work better than Microsoft's? As someone that drives a Ford now I can tell you about all the weird shit my Sync controlled system does now.
Two things:
1) This version of the Google Vehicle has a setting where the car can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights making an indication sound when the light is RED or when you're approaching a stop sign
2) The system will not activate if you are holding your phone, the phone has to be in a special cradle

:nod:

It also has a cool feature that tells you where all the new patrol cars are (exactly where they are) and that feature cannot be activated... (very easily)


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Do I receive a fee for being one of your data points? :suspicious:

If not, Google Vehicle sucks. :tothehand:
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Chizzang wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:
Interesting. I filled out a survey for OnStar recently that was fairly similar to this.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: I think we have too much shit like this in cars already with smartphones. This will make it worse. I watched a gal blow through a stoplight today because she was looking at her phone. She never did look up to know that she blew the stoplight. I also have some paranoia about who might be watching where I go, how fast I go, etc. Who will have this information? Who can get the information? The govt? My insurance company? My employer? How will it be protected against hackers? Will Google's shit work better than Microsoft's? As someone that drives a Ford now I can tell you about all the weird shit my Sync controlled system does now.
Two things:
1) This version of the Google Vehicle has a setting where the car can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights making an indication sound when the light is RED or when you're approaching a stop sign
2) The system will not activate if you are holding your phone, the phone has to be in a special cradle

:nod:

It also has a cool feature that tells you where all the new patrol cars are (exactly where they are) and that feature cannot be activated... (very easily)


:nod:
I already have a feature that can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights...they are called eyes.
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bandl wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
Two things:
1) This version of the Google Vehicle has a setting where the car can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights making an indication sound when the light is RED or when you're approaching a stop sign
2) The system will not activate if you are holding your phone, the phone has to be in a special cradle

:nod:

It also has a cool feature that tells you where all the new patrol cars are (exactly where they are) and that feature cannot be activated... (very easily)


:nod:
I already have a feature that can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights...they are called eyes.
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kalm wrote:
bandl wrote: I already have a feature that can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights...they are called eyes.
Is your tractor street legal?
Around here all of our tractors are. I wouldn't take them into NYC though.
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Chizzang wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:
Interesting. I filled out a survey for OnStar recently that was fairly similar to this.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: I think we have too much **** like this in cars already with smartphones. This will make it worse. I watched a gal blow through a stoplight today because she was looking at her phone. She never did look up to know that she blew the stoplight. I also have some paranoia about who might be watching where I go, how fast I go, etc. Who will have this information? Who can get the information? The govt? My insurance company? My employer? How will it be protected against hackers? Will Google's **** work better than Microsoft's? As someone that drives a Ford now I can tell you about all the weird **** my Sync controlled system does now.
Two things:
1) This version of the Google Vehicle has a setting where the car can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights making an indication sound when the light is RED or when you're approaching a stop sign
2) The system will not activate if you are holding your phone, the phone has to be in a special cradle

:nod:

It also has a cool feature that tells you where all the new patrol cars are (exactly where they are) and that feature cannot be activated... (very easily)


:nod:
so basically it is a car that helps people who should not be driving a car
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CID1990 wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
Two things:
1) This version of the Google Vehicle has a setting where the car can detect 4 way stops and traffic lights making an indication sound when the light is RED or when you're approaching a stop sign
2) The system will not activate if you are holding your phone, the phone has to be in a special cradle

:nod:

It also has a cool feature that tells you where all the new patrol cars are (exactly where they are) and that feature cannot be activated... (very easily)


:nod:
so basically it is a car that helps people who should not be driving a car
.....and it's a car that can help you break laws, while storing data that proved you did. :? :tothehand:
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CAA Flagship wrote:
CID1990 wrote:
so basically it is a car that helps people who should not be driving a car
.....and it's a car that can help you break laws, while storing data that proved you did. :? :tothehand:
Perhaps it can warn you against tailgating and road rage against Prious owners.
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I'm obviously in the minority, but I'm all in favor of a car that can do more. The day we get to the point where automated cars (ala the Minority Report) are the norm will be a day I'll enjoy. Not that I don't like driving, I just don't like the mediocre drivers around me. But yeah, I'm in favor of more and more features in the car.
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kalm wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: .....and it's a car that can help you break laws, while storing data that proved you did. :? :tothehand:
Perhaps it can warn you against tailgating and road rage against Prious owners.
Perhaps it can provide a kill switch to get them to pull over and get the hell out of the way.
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i love this latest depth charging of a clitz car thread

he tries so hard to have serious discussions

i almost (almost) feel sorry for him... want to take him home cuddle him then pat him on the butt and send him back put into the wilderness to do battle
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CID1990 wrote:i love this latest depth charging of a clitz car thread

he tries so hard to have serious discussions

i almost (almost) feel sorry for him... want to take him home cuddle him then pat him on the butt and send him back put into the wilderness to do battle

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