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[kalm]

SEAMAN, Ohio - Vice President Joe Biden cozied up with a female biker during a stop today at Cruisers Diner.

The Associated Press snapped this photo of the vice president sitting behind a female biker while he talked with her and two other male bikers looked on.

According to the campaign, the bikers were part of a group called the "Shadowmen," but there were no other details on who the female biker was or what sparked the conversation between her and the vice president, because the pool had been escorted out of the diner before the encounter.

A second AP photo showed Biden grabbing the female biker's shoulders.

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[Gil Dobie]

I'm a Donk, I don't carry a gun in my pocket.

[93henfan]

VPOTUS? More like V-Pole-US huh baby?




By the way, why are they letting Biden out of his house with less than two months until the election?

[89Hen]

Speaking of photo ops, heard today that Obama got a "surpirse" bearhug during an "unscheduled" stop at a pizza shop from the owner. I even saw reports like this...

Overcome by emotion, owner Scott Van Duzer did something to the president that no one in history may have ever done.

When the president walked into Big Apple Pizza Sunday afternoon, he called Van Duzer by name, slapping his hand as if they were old friends.

"In the clearest day, I don't think anyone is going to say that the president is going to walk in here," said Van Duzer. "It was that he just walked in and said 'hello.' He came in and said, 'Where's Scott?' And I was like oh no here I am and brought it."

Van Duzer not only brought it, but he did something that could be a first in American history.

"That's the old bear hug. I grabbed him and picked him up," said Van Duzer.

Weighing in at 260 pounds, Van Duzer and his 6' 3" frame picked up and left the president with his feet dangling.

Instant panic for U.S. Secret Service who are trained for just about everything but maybe not bear hugs.

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/o ... z264T34QlC

Only problem... it was cleared with the SS when he was informed the POTUS would be stopping by.

[Cap'n Cat]

"No banana, Mrs. Hogan, and, yes, I am happy to see you!"

[Grizalltheway]

"No banana, Mrs. Hogan, and, yes, I am happy to see you!"

[Wedgebuster]

"Did you just fart?"

[Ivytalk]

"Don't worry, sweet cheeks, Jill always throws a few Viagras into my shaving kit before I hit the road!:"

[ASUG8]

"Is that a half roll of dimes in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[D1B]

"Howsa bout you and I ditch these two wankers and fuck like wild rats in my limo?"

[CID1990]

SEAMAN, Ohio - Vice President Joe Biden cozied up with a female biker during a stop today at Cruisers Diner.

The Associated Press snapped this photo of the vice president sitting behind a female biker while he talked with her and two other male bikers looked on.

According to the campaign, the bikers were part of a group called the "Shadowmen," but there were no other details on who the female biker was or what sparked the conversation between her and the vice president, because the pool had been escorted out of the diner before the encounter.

A second AP photo showed Biden grabbing the female biker's shoulders.

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Those aren't pillows, Mr. Vice Predident.

[HI54UNI]

SEAMAN, Ohio - Vice President Joe Biden cozied up with a female biker during a stop today at Cruisers Diner.

The Associated Press snapped this photo of the vice president sitting behind a female biker while he talked with her and two other male bikers looked on.

According to the campaign, the bikers were part of a group called the "Shadowmen," but there were no other details on who the female biker was or what sparked the conversation between her and the vice president, because the pool had been escorted out of the diner before the encounter.

A second AP photo showed Biden grabbing the female biker's shoulders.

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Look at the guy on the left -

"I wish I could sit on your lap Joe!"

The guy on the right -

"Whose hand is on my crotch?"

[BlueHen86]

"... and I stick my hand up his ass, just like this, and everyone thinks he's reading from a teleprompter."

[kalm]

"... and I stick my hand up his ass, just like this, and everyone thinks he's reading from a teleprompter."

FTW

[GrizFanStuckInUtah]

"... and I stick my hand up his ass, just like this, and everyone thinks he's reading from a teleprompter."

The only lame thing I came up with was:

Sure, we can use chain lube!

[SDHornet]

"... and I stick my hand up his ass, just like this, and everyone thinks he's reading from a teleprompter."

FTW

[JohnStOnge]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc2ekrgM7Do[/youtube]