Last night when I was rolling her in flour she asked me to remind you to call her this weekend on Mother's Day.D1B wrote:CID1990 wrote:
I am sexually attracted to D's sister.
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Simple, direct, nasty and prompt. Love it.
I'll be in Haiti that weekend, with your daughter. We're seeing a voodoo practitioner who says he can cure her AIDS. I hope it works, I'm sick of banging that ass with a condom.CID1990 wrote:Last night when I was rolling her in flour she asked me to remind you to call her this weekend on Mother's Day.D1B wrote:
Simple, direct, nasty and prompt. Love it.
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Are you talking about the daughter I fathered 20 years ago in Bangladesh? Does she have any teeth left?D1B wrote:I'll be in Haiti that weekend, with your daughter. We're seeing a voodoo practitioner who says he can cure her AIDS. I hope it works, I'm sick of banging that ass with a condom.CID1990 wrote:
Last night when I was rolling her in flour she asked me to remind you to call her this weekend on Mother's Day.
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Nope, the one you fathered with Superhornet. She has teeth like John Elway.CID1990 wrote:Are you talking about the daughter I fathered 20 years ago in Bangladesh? Does she have any teeth left?D1B wrote:
I'll be in Haiti that weekend, with your daughter. We're seeing a voodoo practitioner who says he can cure her AIDS. I hope it works, I'm sick of banging that ass with a condom.
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Oh. The blind one. She was never quite right after the mastectomy. Tell her I said hi.D1B wrote:Nope, the one you fathered with Superhornet. She has teeth like John Elway.CID1990 wrote:
Are you talking about the daughter I fathered 20 years ago in Bangladesh? Does she have any teeth left?
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CID1990 wrote:Oh. The blind one. She was never quite right after the mastectomy. Tell her I said hi.D1B wrote:
Nope, the one you fathered with Superhornet. She has teeth like John Elway.
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So the rumors of the pilgrimage to the Vatican are unfounded.D1B wrote:
I'll be in Haiti that weekend, with your daughter. We're seeing a voodoo practitioner who says he can cure her AIDS. I hope it works, I'm sick of banging that ass with a condom.
After an exchange of brilliant thread hijackings, D1B somehow brings it back to the topic with that picture!D1B wrote:CID1990 wrote:
Oh. The blind one. She was never quite right after the mastectomy. Tell her I said hi.
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"He" says hello to you and Superhornet.
