10 Things Obama Could Do to Earn my Vote
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Re: 10 Things Obama Could Do to Earn my Vote
There's not a damn thing he can do to win my vote. He's already shown his true self, which is a liberal elitist devoid of leadership. This nation, and more importantly our children and grandchildren, can't afford four more years of this clown.
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Re: 10 Things Obama Could Do to Earn my Vote
1. Resign.
2. Grow a Fro.
3. Admit that he plays hoops like a white guy and golf like a black guy.
4. Chug a six-pack of Colt 45 and run a dizzy bat race.
5. Give a whole speech without a Teleprompter.
6. Quit dressing like a Farrakhan apprentice.
7. Say something good about the USA and mean it.
8. Cut my taxes.
9. Cut your taxes.
10.Announce that Obamacare was an awful idea and say he'll sign a repeal bill.
Easy-peezy-lemon-squeezy!
2. Grow a Fro.
3. Admit that he plays hoops like a white guy and golf like a black guy.
4. Chug a six-pack of Colt 45 and run a dizzy bat race.
5. Give a whole speech without a Teleprompter.
6. Quit dressing like a Farrakhan apprentice.
7. Say something good about the USA and mean it.
8. Cut my taxes.
9. Cut your taxes.
10.Announce that Obamacare was an awful idea and say he'll sign a repeal bill.
Easy-peezy-lemon-squeezy!
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Re: 10 Things Obama Could Do to Earn my Vote
The actions of the Fed under both conks and donks have done way more threaten our kid's future than Obama, but nary a peep.blueballs wrote:There's not a damn thing he can do to win my vote. He's already shown his true self, which is a liberal elitist devoid of leadership. This nation, and more importantly our children and grandchildren, can't afford four more years of this clown.
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Re: 10 Things Obama Could Do to Earn my Vote
Oh, I agree wholeheartedly....it's 10 things he COULD do...I've not said I ever EXPECT him to do any of them.blueballs wrote:There's not a damn thing he can do to win my vote. He's already shown his true self, which is a liberal elitist devoid of leadership. This nation, and more importantly our children and grandchildren, can't afford four more years of this clown.
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Re: 10 Things Obama Could Do to Earn my Vote
Ivytalk wrote:1. Resign.
2. Grow a Fro.
3. Admit that he plays hoops like a white guy and golf like a black guy.
4. Chug a six-pack of Colt 45 and run a dizzy bat race.
5. Give a whole speech without a Teleprompter.
6. Quit dressing like a Farrakhan apprentice.
7. Say something good about the USA and mean it.
8. Cut my taxes.
9. Cut your taxes.
10.Announce that Obamacare was an awful idea and say he'll sign a repeal bill.
Easy-peezy-lemon-squeezy!
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Re: 10 Things Obama Could Do to Earn my Vote
+1kalm wrote:The actions of the Fed under both conks and donks have done way more threaten our kid's future than Obama, but nary a peep.blueballs wrote:There's not a damn thing he can do to win my vote. He's already shown his true self, which is a liberal elitist devoid of leadership. This nation, and more importantly our children and grandchildren, can't afford four more years of this clown.
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