Cease using Mr. Bananas or D1B to sue cs.com

[AZGrizFan]

Lost in all this is the real message:

UNI DOESN'T NEED A HEX TO FAIL!

[Appaholic]

Lost in all this is the real message:

UNI DOESN'T NEED A HEX TO FAIL!

BINGO!

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Come on guys D1B is really struggling and in a bad place right now...he needs our support.

I don't think that fact was really lost on anyone anyway.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

D1B - "arguing with myself"

he's like a Jeff Dunham special... right here on CS

[Ivytalk]

This calls for the pro bono assistance of the Intellectual Property Practice Group of Ivytalk, Steinmetz, Schlump & Goldstein!

[EQguy]

Come on guys D1B is really struggling and in a bad place right now...he needs our support.

At first he was a punchline but I am starting to be very concerned.

Apparently his heroin, catpiss wallowing and landlord ass sucking habits have put him into such a bad place that he's developed a split personality. We got any psychiatrists here that can help him out?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Come on guys D1B is really struggling and in a bad place right now...he needs our support.

At first he was a punchline but I am starting to be very concerned.

Apparently his heroin, catpiss wallowing and landlord ass sucking habits have put him into such a bad place that he's developed a split personality. We got any psychiatrists here that can help him out?

I think so but Travelinman has been a little busy lately and Joltin Joe has passed D1B A.K.A. "Bob Wiley" along to him for counseling so you can see how quickly this shit spins into the abyss.
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[EQguy]

I was picturing it going down a little more like this...

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[bench]

Come on guys D1B is really struggling and in a bad place right now...he needs our support.

At first he was a punchline but I am starting to be very concerned.

Apparently his heroin, catpiss wallowing and landlord ass sucking habits have put him into such a bad place that he's developed a split personality. We got any psychiatrists here that can help him out?

Sorry, but I'm not taking on any new clients at this time.

[Grizo406]

Mr. Bananas has provided me with fiber, potassium and vitamin C, and I refuse to quite using him...despite the cost!

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

At first he was a punchline but I am starting to be very concerned.

Apparently his heroin, catpiss wallowing and landlord ass sucking habits have put him into such a bad place that he's developed a split personality. We got any psychiatrists here that can help him out?

Sorry, but I'm not taking on any new clients at this time.

Bench, come on dude. I know I've said he's worthless and a bunch of other shit but I was only kiddin'. He needs some help. Please...for the love of god make this one exception.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Mr. Bananas has provided me with fiber, potassium and vitamin C, and I refuse to quite using him...despite the cost!

That one's too easy Grizo so I'm not going for it. You have at least two comebacks waiting to the inevitable "Banana" joke.

[bench]

Sorry, but I'm not taking on any new clients at this time.

Bench, come on dude. I know I've said he's worthless and a bunch of other shit but I was only kiddin'. He needs some help. Please...for the love of god make this one exception.

Look, I ain't Dr. Fucking Phil. I don't invite people to come on my show to talk about their problems and shit. They come to me. I love him like the lunatic brother I never had and all, but what do want to do, stage some kind of intervention or something? You mistake me for a braver man. It's like Big Mama told the jive dudes on Airplane! – Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET no help. He knows where to find me when he's ready.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Bench, come on dude. I know I've said he's worthless and a bunch of other shit but I was only kiddin'. He needs some help. Please...for the love of god make this one exception.

Look, I ain't Dr. Fucking Phil. I don't invite people to come on my show to talk about their problems and shit. They come to me. I love him like the lunatic brother I never had and all, but what do want to do, stage some kind of intervention or something? You mistake me for a braver man. It's like Big Mama told the jive dudes on Airplane! – Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET no help. He knows where to find me when he's ready.

Intervention? Hell no dude I was going the other direction. I was thinking of helping him out by getting a King Kong poor man's speedball or something.


I guess the other thing might work too but I can't wait around for the payoff.

[BlueHen86]

Bench, come on dude. I know I've said he's worthless and a bunch of other shit but I was only kiddin'. He needs some help. Please...for the love of god make this one exception.

Look, I ain't Dr. Fucking Phil. I don't invite people to come on my show to talk about their problems and shit. They come to me. I love him like the lunatic brother I never had and all, but what do want to do, stage some kind of intervention or something? You mistake me for a braver man. It's like Big Mama told the jive dudes on Airplane! – Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET no help. He knows where to find me when he's ready.

Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!

[bench]

Look, I ain't Dr. Fucking Phil. I don't invite people to come on my show to talk about their problems and shit. They come to me. I love him like the lunatic brother I never had and all, but what do want to do, stage some kind of intervention or something? You mistake me for a braver man. It's like Big Mama told the jive dudes on Airplane! – Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET no help. He knows where to find me when he's ready.

Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!

[CSUBUCDAD]

Not since yours truly has a new poster appeared that pissed off the immortal D1B more. Way to go Mr. Bananas, keep it up.

[Ibanez]

Dear Chris

We are the proprietors of all copyright in a literary/artistic/work entitled Mr. Bananas. We have reserved all rights in the Mr. Bananas, which was first expressed in material form on March, 2009.

It has come to our attention that your work entitled "Mr. Bananas Hex is Announced" is identical/substantially similar to our copyrighted Mr. Bananas posts and threads. Permission was neither asked nor granted to reproduce Mr. Banans and your Work therefore constitutes infringement of our rights. In terms of the Copyright Statutes, we are entitled to an injunction against your continued infringement, as well as to recover damages from you for the loss we have suffered as a result of your infringing conduct.

In the circumstances, we demand that you immediately:

1. remove all infringing content and notify us in writing that you have done so;

2. credit all infringing content to ourselves in the following manner: Mr. Bananas - a D1B Corporation;

3. pay a licensing fee in the amount of $1,000,000;

4. immediately cease the use of copyrighted material;

5. deliver-up for destruction all threads by "Mr. Bananas";

6. undertake in writing to desist from using any of our copyrighted Work in future without prior written authority from us.


We await to hear from you by no later than close of business on 6/16/9.

This is written without prejudice to our rights, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

Yours faithfully,

Division One Boy, Inc.

Continue with this slander and you will be banned. Stop harassing Mr. Bananas.

[Grizo406]

Mr. Bananas has provided me with fiber, potassium and vitamin C, and I refuse to quite using him...despite the cost!

That one's too easy Grizo so I'm not going for it. You have at least two comebacks waiting to the inevitable "Banana" joke.

Surprised you didn't swing at that low, hangin' curve ball I served up. Now I'm glad I left out the reference to my soap-on-a-rope!

[TerrorD]

That one's too easy Grizo so I'm not going for it. You have at least two comebacks waiting to the inevitable "Banana" joke.

Surprised you didn't swing at that low, hangin' curve ball I served up. Now I'm glad I left out the reference to my soap-on-a-rope!

I got yer low hangin' ball right here Grizo

[grizzaholic]

Dear Chris

We are the proprietors of all copyright in a literary/artistic/work entitled Mr. Bananas. We have reserved all rights in the Mr. Bananas, which was first expressed in material form on March, 2009.

It has come to our attention that your work entitled "Mr. Bananas Hex is Announced" is identical/substantially similar to our copyrighted Mr. Bananas posts and threads. Permission was neither asked nor granted to reproduce Mr. Banans and your Work therefore constitutes infringement of our rights. In terms of the Copyright Statutes, we are entitled to an injunction against your continued infringement, as well as to recover damages from you for the loss we have suffered as a result of your infringing conduct.

In the circumstances, we demand that you immediately:

1. remove all infringing content and notify us in writing that you have done so;

2. credit all infringing content to ourselves in the following manner: Mr. Bananas - a D1B Corporation;

3. pay a licensing fee in the amount of $1,000,000;

4. immediately cease the use of copyrighted material;

5. deliver-up for destruction all threads by "Mr. Bananas";

6. undertake in writing to desist from using any of our copyrighted Work in future without prior written authority from us.


We await to hear from you by no later than close of business on 6/16/9.

This is written without prejudice to our rights, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

Yours faithfully,

Division One Boy, Inc.

Continue with this slander and you will be banned. Stop harassing Mr. Bananas.

Mark.....we need to talk about getting something 'fixed'.

[Grizo406]

Surprised you didn't swing at that low, hangin' curve ball I served up. Now I'm glad I left out the reference to my soap-on-a-rope!

I got yer low hangin' ball right here Grizo

If you do have it, you should return it to its rightful owner most ricky-tick...'cause I'm real sure it doesn't belong to you!

[travelinman67]

Bananas is MY intellectual property!

I think that pretty much sums up D1B...

[grizzaholic]

Bananas is MY intellectual property!

I think that pretty much sums up D1B...

Mr. Banana's has dirt on D1B.

[MR. BANANA'S]

Bananas is MY intellectual superior!

It's MR. BANANA's, try and keep up.